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hey count me in buddy!! rsn- Barfbag 5 I'm F2P :wall:

stupidest thing? probably sex... But anyways, my buddys gave me a 20 to take my slead down a huge hill last winter, no breaks, 2ft high ramp, 8ft gap. Lets just say I didn't make it and I had to dig the slead out of the hilside the following spring when the ground thawed. That one hurt, I had to be doing 25mph if not more. P.S. - dont go down a holl on an old slead with no breaks and freshly waxed runners. you'll be seeing a tree in it's upclose glory, and digging it out of your forhead... 10bux. :XD:

Best episode ever! Sorta reminds me of me and my buddies on RS.... :ohnoes: Good way to start the season though. :

I'll play anything I put my mind to. I play alot of stevie rey vaughn (rock/blues), AC/DC, Ozzy, Zakk Wylde and more! I can only read guitar tabs though.

I chose barfbag 5 just because I chose it with a 5 in 6th grade I wanted barfbag 5, and no1 thought I'd do it, so I did and I'm still playin! 8)

Since early 2003 back when rs1 was the bomb. Then RS2 came, and it was the bomb. ThenI quit for a while because f2p STILL has no new quests. :evil: But I'm back, doing repetitive tasks like I used to! :lol:

x2 Put me down as a supporter! :D

1. Randy Rhoads (RIP) 2. Zakk Wylde 3.EDIT- Bylly gibbons 4. Eddie van halen 5.Stevie ray vaughan (Favorite band/music) Randy Rhoads and Zakk wilde are 2 of ozzy ozbourne's guitarists. Zakk wylde is pretyty crazy in the solo department, but randy rhoads played what sounded like bethoven, but on an electric guitar and faster than the most skilled pianist. I play piano and guitar (can play Stevie ray vaughan (My personal fav)'s pride and joy, texas flood, mary had a little lamb, I'm cryin, and hide away, and some ozzy, but the speed and power that zakk wylde and randy rhoads play is insane. Eddie van halen is basically a randy rhoads that dosent try. Anytime you see him solo, live or on video, he's playing wicked fast yet is smiling and quite relaxed. I wonder how fast he could go if he tried. Listen to van halen's "eruption" to hear him in a good solo. Ok, I'm done for now. Comment. 8) EDIT- Billy gibbons is basically a stevie ray vaughn but more rock. HE's in ZZ top and kick's so much @$$ it's not funny. I hate to put stevie on the end of the list, but He's lacking the speed department if you know what I mean.

Dagon rolled away at the last moment, and alexis mussed his head by abut an inch. "I can't finish you...." he said, "but when I die, you are going with me!" He screemed, and pulled out a staff of some sort. He mumbled some words, and a king black dragon appeared. It's hide was coal black, but metalic like a mirror and glistened in the sunlight. "It might be beutifull" Dagon said, "But it's not nice" Alexis flipped over to Zenith, wispering somthing in his ear, and then flipped over the dragon. Zenigh shot somthing at it, and it turned to see where the arrow come from. While it was distracted, Alexis stabbed one of it's three heads. "Hey!" Screamed zenith as he turned to see Dagon crawling out the side door. He shot an arrow, hitting him in the neck, paralizing him. "You arn't going anywhere." He said as he fires a rune-tipped arrow at him, and it landed right on target. "BOOM, HEADSHOT!!!" He screamed as Dagon uttered his final words- "By Zamorak's hands will you parish." His eyes rolled back in their sockets, and somthing emerged fom his mouth. That somthing was his very soul, blood red. It stared at Zenith, then quickly hovered into the ground, to spend an eternity in hell. Zenith focused his attention on alexis, who at the moment was dodging fore breath from the remaining 2 heads. "I could use some help over here" she said as she stabbed it in the back again. Zenith desperately looked around and saw dagon's body, and thought "Dead man's blood is one of the strongest poisens there is" So he grabbed 3 arrows from his pack and dipped them in the blood. He aimed at the dragon (Now with 1 head) and fired. The first arrow kissed. "Damn" he tjoght and fored the 2nd. It hit the body but bounced off the rock hard scales. "I have to make this one count" He said, and aimed at the wound on it's head. HE launched it, the arrow flying at emmence speed. It landed in the wound, penetrating the skin and killing the dragon instantly. It came quickly to the floor and landed with a force that felt like an earthquake. "Took you long enough" Said alexis, hugging zenith. "We better clean up and go pay our respects to Sir Van" Zenith said, turning. "You got stabbed by dagon, remember? You need to get that fixed up first, Stupid" She said, them both smiling. After a long absence, I'M BACK AND NOT LETTING THIS STORY DIE!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

somwhere around 9. Then immediately after I asked about the tooth fairy and easter bunny. "is the easter bunny real?" "no" "how about the tooth fairy?" "nope" Jesus?" "yep." :lol:

let me guess..... no perfrmance mods besides an intake and a fartcannon and you think you can beat any car on the road. Oh god I hope your not a ricer.

http://www.cardomain.com/memberpage/814239 thisa is my dads car here. 1971 camaro, 427ci big block chevy V8, pure power. 550horse power, 550-600ft lbs of torque. Real monster. now My dream car is a 1976 trans am 50th anniversery 455/4 speed manual. Wait, my friend has one of those! ^^ dream car right there ^^^

Cough"metroid prime"Cough with my PS2 I either dust it or stack things on top of it so it wont get dusty.... :oops:

I like it. Good plot and...er...character(s). Keep up the good work! :D

Alexis returned to the house to find Zenith lying on the floor with as dagger in his gut. "Zenith, I'm....Holy $#!+! Zenith, Zenith, say somthing! You moron, dont die on me now!!!!! She felt a hand on her shoulder. "This moron isn't dying very soon." Zenith said. "Dagon...he came....knocked me suilly and stabbed me, then ran....." "Where is he!?!?!" Alexis said, grabbing her spear. "A protal by the lessers on karajima, not crandor." "I'll sent some knights to take care of you, Bye Zenith!" "Dagon, show yourself!" Alexis said. She whirrled around and smacked him in the face. "You're going to die, girl!" He said. He started shotting spells at alexis. She dodged left, right, ducked, and ran her way so she was in close enough. She backlflipped behind him and stabbed him through the back. "Arrrg! You will parrish woman!" Dagon said taking a rune long sword out. "I don't think so!" Said a voice behind him. Up came zenith, slashing at him. He slashed his swine but was threw into the cave wall. "I'll deal with you later. Now, woman, where were we?" "You are pathetic." Alexis said to dagon. He was slashing uin all directions. But he slashed throgh alexis' shirt. "This was my favorite shirt....." Alexis said. Dagon came slashing again but alexis was MAD. She cought his sword and thgrust it in, through his back, breaking his spine. He dell over backwards and couldd only watch as alexis snapped his sword like a twig. Alexis stood over him with her spear, and held it upwards, pointing at his head. "May you seffer a painfull eternity at the hands of zamorak!!!" She thrust the sword down, and zenith looked away.

^ | Don't you have anything better to do? 9/10 nice plot and characters, and decent detail.

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Thanks. I sort of...ahem..Lost the other story, so I made this one.... I wright in my spare time so it's not the longest/best story, but I try! "Alexis, for your journies I wish you to keep these leather vambraces and this poisen." Wung said. "Thank you, I will keep them." Alexis said. "Now go on and defeat dagon." Wung said. "Wait, remember your deal?" Alexis said. "Huh?" Wung said. "I have to hit you for me to leave." Alexis said, charging at him. After 30 seconds, she hit him in the wrist. "Bye!" Alexis said cheerfully after shaking wung's hand.

Afro mohawk curly hair mexican mustache :mrgreen:

"Master, I think I'm ready to move on." Alexis said as she set down 2 50lb buckets. She was slim, strong and quite ajile now. "Well, lets go then." Wung said walking off, alexis running after him. The walked into a cave and down a ladder. The cave was musty, small rats scurried around the floor. Alexis scrapped the wall with her spear. She threw it up and disloged to stlagtites and they plummeted to the ground, killing a rat. "Give me your spear." Wung said, alexis handed it over. He then flund it into the ceiling, too high to reach. He muttered somthing under his breath and picked up a rock and threw it down the cave. The ground shood and 2 large eyes loomed from the piercing darkness. A greater demon emerged, each footstep shaking the ground. "Defeat that. I'll help you by letting you use weapons. I brought along a bronze dagger. Here." Master wung said. The demon charged, alexis dodged. She flipped over the demon and stabbed it in the skull. The demon flung her off and seemed un-phased by the dagger in it's head. "Wait, I have an idia." Alexis said. She ran so she was under her spear. The demon cherged and alexis jumped on it's back, then up to her spear. She pulled it out, spun around and nosedived into the demon. She rammed the spear clear through the demon's head, killing it. She front fliped, and landed on one knee. "Here's your dagger back, master." Alexis said, tossing him the dagger. "So, did I pass?" Wung seemed pleased. "I think you have young one, I think you have."

Tail whipps are easy! Just angle the bike right and get youre rearend out, swing back and land. Bananna seat bikes and mountain bikes rule! :D

Ive gone close to one mile doing a no hander, even around bends. I'm lazy and want to lean on the back bar on my bananna seat bike, so insted of going out and extending the handle bars, I ride no hander. Even my 10 Year old friend does it now!

My bikes are trashed now but here's what I could do- Ground Wheelie- Decent, not bad. Bunny hop- Pretty good, even on a banana seat bike. Endo- Mountain bike brakes work great! No handers- I can no hander in a straight line, around bends, and no doubt I've done a no hander 1/2 a mile long. Skid- Yep the almighty best ever trick. Off jumps No hander lander- I suck at this trick, then again I dont want my teeth nocked out. Tail whip- Pretty fun! Front wheel land- Did this once. Maby twice...Alto in my younger days of beng a 5year old. Rear wheel land- FUN! Mid air handlebar turn- pretty good. And I've got plenty of tales to tell you not how to do a trick. Couple head bangers, handle bar flips, cuts, gashes, scrapes, bruises, uh..scars....etc.[/u]

Alexis stopped and looked around. "This is the address...." She said stairing up a huge staircace on the side of a cliff. The stairs were rugged and the rails bent, but she walked up them anyways. "master wung!" She said as she knocked at the door of a medium sized log cabin. "And what do you want young lady?" Said a voice behind Alexis. She whipped around to se an oriental man, around 55 to 60 years of age. He was wielding a curved long sword. "I've come to ask you to train me to beat an evil foe." She said. "And who is this foe?" master wung asked. "Two of them." alexis said. "Zach and Dagon." Master Wung looked stunned. "I...I killed him....It can't be..." He stuttered. Alright then, lets begin. "Combo hitsutsu!" Master Wung yelled. Alexis performed a series of strikes and stabbs. "Again! Again! Ag..." He was inturrupted. "Master, It's been 37 times!" Alexis said, cutting in. "Ok then, you';ve learned alot. Now try to hit me with that spear. When you can, you are done training." He said. Alexis lashed out, but each move was dodged at the last moment. "More training is needed." Master Wung said. "Cary these logs down and up the main stairs 5 times, every day after you wake up. Go!" He walked inside, leaving alexis with 2 logs and a task. "Stupid sister...." Alexis said as she climbed the stairs.