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A knock was heard on the door next morning. Zenith got up, slipped on a pear of pants and grabbed a dagger from a nearby counter. Zenith opened the door to see Dan in full rune. "Zenith we need to talk" He said, stepping in. "Shhhh! Alexis is still sleeping..." Zenith said, grabbing his leather armer, Bow and quiver. Dan shut the door and sat down on a nearby chair. "Alexis sleeps like an angel, dosen't she?" Dan said, looking at her. "Ya. Want some tea?" Zenith said. "No thanks, Anyway, I'm the leader of the 'Abyss order' clan." He said. "Were having a war in about a week, and we need a skilled archer to sharpshoot all the mages and rangers." Zenith took his eyes off Alexis and looked sternly at Dan. "Why me? There's many more out there." He said, dan smiling. "I know what you're capable of, Zenith. You got a gift. The conver sation ensued for 5min. Dan and Zenith got up and left. "Hey Zenith, That was great!" Said Alexis sleepily as she woke up. "Zenith? Are you here?" She looked around the room. Nobody was there. She got up, picked out a nice short-skirt and top and slid into them. She brushed out her hair and put it in a ponytail. She walked over to the window, looking up at the morning sun. Somebody knocked in the door. She said softly "Who's there?" She heared the Knock again. She opened the door and there stood Morphious with a string of rope in his hand. "You're Coming with me." "NO! Stay Back..." Her screems were muffled by Morphious's hand. He tied her arms behund her back and tied a rope to her neck. "I really think you'll be coming with me." He said, pulling her out by the rope around her neck. She tryed to struggle but Morphious knocked her out and left a note. Alexis woke up in a dungeon cell, her wrists bound to the wall by mithril chains. Her shirt was partialy ripped and her skirt with a tear mark. She looked around and saw tortches burning and a guard standing guard outside her cell. Morphious and a hooded figure walked into the hall and told the guard to leave. They opened the door and came in. "Bow your head before master Hoth!!" He said, punching Alexis in the gut. "I see we have the main archer's woman..." Said Hoth, scanning her. "Why are you keeping me here, and for how long!?" Screemed Alexis, her eyes tearing up. "Why? Purposes..." Said Morphious. "We only need you for a week, an then the war will start. We needed a hostage." Said Hoth and he walked away. Morphious walked over to alexis and grabbed her chin. "I'll be seeing you later." He said, and left. By this point, Alexis was crying histerically. "Please Zenith, help..." She said in a wisper. Zenith walked into the hut and saw Alexis' Sword stuck through the bed, A note pinned on the handle. He ran over and read it. "NOOO I'm so stupid!!!" He screemed. Then he read the signature. "MORPHIOUS!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!" His screems echoed throughout the night. Ok, I'll wright more later!

Can I use that for my class? I need better grades! :mrgreen:

Wow.....Thats good. REAL good. I like it. wright more. :D

The sun shown through the shadows in the Varroc slums, reflecting off window panes. The sun bounced off a window hitting Zenith's face, waking him up. "Alexis, you up? Alexis?! You here?" He said, scanning the room, spotting a folded note pinned on the door. He sat up, grabbed his shirt and slipped it on. He walked over to the door and picked up the note. It read: SWAK (sealed with a kiss) Hi Zenith! I'm out training my combat. Be home sometime later, around 4:00. I remembered to lock the door, too. With love, Alexis. PS: left you 50gp for breakfast! Zenith walked down the streets of Varroc and came to the blue moon in. "Hiya! What can I do yens for?" the bartender asked. "Some cow meat and a beer." He said, setting his bow down on the counter. A few worriors looked, A few mages stared. Nothing new, there wernt as many rangers as there used to be. "Here ya go, 30gp please." He said. Zenith slid the coins across the counter and started eating, thinking about Alexis. "Hit harder sis!" said a young girl abouy 1 year older than Alexis. "Kaoru, I'm trying!" Alexis said to her sister. "20 more times and I'll teach you to block and dodge!" Alexis let out all her might in the last hit, flinging Kaoru into a nearby tree. "Nice work" Said Kaoru as she got up. 'Se this stick? Dodge it or get hit." Kauru said sternly. Alexis started dodging. She got cornered at a wall. Kaoru swung as Alexis front-flipped over it, landing on her feet. She grabbed her sister and tossed her onto the ground. "Hows that?" Said Alexis, helping her sister up. Alexis walked into the house, Zenith waiting on the bed, reading a book. "Hi Zenith!" She said, slipping off her armer and sliding into bed closely to him. "Hi, nice work out there today." Zenith said smiling. "How'd you know about...." She said. "I watched from the tree you slammed your sister into." He said leaning twards her. "Lets talk later" Alexis said, roling on top of Zenith, Kissing him. I might right more later. :)

"Zenith, It's sunrise already." Said Alexis, Roling over to look at Zenith. He was standing at the window looking outside whilst slipping on his leather armer. "I've been up for 15 minutes already." He said, turning around. Alexis sat up, looked at herself in the mirror, grabbed her comb and brushed out the knots her long hair. She fummled through a drawer, found a nice blue shirt and a black short-skirt. She slpiied on the skirt, and put on the shirt. "Hows this look, Zenith?" "You look georgeous!" He said. "Here's a copy of the door key, I'm going out for a while." He kissed her and walked out the door. "Dont forget to lock the door when you go out." He said. "I won't!" She said and he shut the door. "Come on Zenith! Faster! You keep missing me!" Said dan, dodging a flurry of arrows being shot by Zenith. "Hit me and I'll buy us both a cup of beer!" He said, encuraging him to shoot faster. 'Alright' Zenith thought. 'This is it. One shot left. Better make it count.' He took aim and fired, lodging the arrow in Dan's armer. "Good, Good! Now you just need to learn to dodge." Dan said, breaking off a tree branch. "I'll go easy at first." Dan swung quickly at Zenith him dodging decently. "C'mon, we're in a forest! Use your surroundings to your advantage!" Dan said while still swinging. Zenith looked around and jumped onto a tree, flipped upward and landed on a branch. Out of the stick's reach, he took out his bow and shot an arrow, lodging it into Dan's armer. "Great!!" He said, smiling. "Lets go get that beer I promised you." While in the bar, someone walked in wearing A hood and carring a rune longsword. He ordered a beer and sat quietly in the corner. Zenith stood up, about to leave when the character stood up, blocking his path. He took off the hood. It was Morphious. "Where ya goin, punk?" He said with a smirk. He drew his sword and charged. Zenith dodged his first 10 swings, and jumped back onto the bar, took out his bow and fired a shot, It shot right through his shirt, pearcing his shoulderblade. "Leave and dont come back." Zenith said to Morphious, fire burning in his eyes. Morphious looked at him, flipped him the middle finger and left. "Nice shot!!" Dan said as Zenith hopped down from the bar. "You learn quick my friend." "Thanks, It was nothing." Zenith said. "It was more than nothing, it was fantastic!" Said Alexis, walking in the door. "I watched from the window." "Your girl is stalking you. " Dan wispered in Zenith's ear. The both chuckled and sat down. "Its always the quiet ones you should watch!" Alexis said, taking a seat beside Zenith. "Ok..." Zenith began. "Say a person is sitting in a bar reading a book, minding his own buisness and another is banging on the bar with a dagger saying 'I'll kill the next mother F-er who steps in here!'. Who ya gonna watch? " He said, Dan laughing his rear off. "We better be off." Zenith said. "See ya later." Zenith and Alexis walked out into the sunset.. That will give ya a little somthing to read!

What? :? Whatever, I'll be wrighting more in a min....

Ok, back! "Alexis...." said Zenith. "I'm selling my armer and weapons to take up archery, I'm nowhere near strong enough to be a worrior...." "Thats ok, ill help you train! " Saio alexis with a grin. "No need to help me train." Said Zenith, startling Alexis. "What do you mean?" She said, staring into his eyes. "Ever since we met dan, he's trained me in the way of an archer, he let me use his old bow. I'm already preety good too! Watch." He said to Alexis. He took out an old, splintered wood bow and a bronze arrow. He looked into the sky and saw a bird. He aimed and fired, hitting the bird in the skull, blood splattering on a near by tree. "Wow...." said alexis, amazed. "Here's your old bow back, Dan." said Alexis to dan, looking puzzled. "Where's Zenith?" "He went to sell his old armer and sword to buy a brand new bow from Varroc's archery shop." Said Alexis. "He can have it, I only use the sword." He said, starting to walk twards Varroc, Alexis behind him. An arrow flew into the setting sun, hitting a cow on its way down. Zenith sighed and walked across a field, heading back to varroc. "Hi, How you doing?" Said a fimilliar voice from the distance in front of him. "Hi Alexis!" Zenith said, running up to her. "Like my new bow? only 800gp!" He said, her with a beaming smile. "You look good in that leather too!" She said as they walked back to varroc. "I got us a room in the varroc slums." Zenith said to her. "It's better than sleeping under a tree in the cold night." Said alexis as Zenith unlocked the door. "Look, theres only one bed! "Said Alexis smiling as Zenith took off his armer and locked the door. A plot-devoloping part...yay. Makes you wonder what's happening behind the locked door... :D

It fits the part well. Don't you think thats what a teenage boy thinks about? thats what I thought of when I was that age and I still do. I am that age. :D As for the flame war, dont make a mod lock this thread, its a good story.And Tenchi, keep up the good work.

Wow, that's amazing! Good plot and storyline too. BTW, my name is Sean... :)

:D Thanks for the comments, ill try that! anyway back to a totaly off-the-top-of-my-head story! "AAH! That stung you creep!" Yelped Alexis as a zombie smacked her arm. "How ya doin with your group of undead?" "Ok, I guess." He said as he slashed at another skeleton."I love this mith short, It slices bone clean!" "Whats deeper in the dungeon? Anything good?" Said Alexis as she killed a skeleton before it back-stabbed Zenith. "Besides red spiders and moss giants?" Just then a level 55 walked into the room with addy armer and a rune sword. "Wow, I dident know n00bs could be so stupid!" He walked past Zenith and scanned Alexis. "Hey, why dont you come with me, I'll rent a room in the blue moon in..." He said with a disgusting grin on his face. "Get away, creep!" she said, raising a hand to slap him, but he grabbed her arm and twisted it behind her back. "LEAVE HER ALONE SCUMBAG! screemed Zenith, raising his mith sword in an attack position."Come make me n00b!" He said, toying with him. "Oww!! Let go! It hurts!!" Alexis said, her screems echoing throughout the cave. Zenith charged at the creep but was un-mercifully thrown against the hard wall. "That the best you got, punk?" "LET HER GO MORPHIOUS!" said a lv 70 in full rune and a dragon dagger. "Dan..." He said, scanning his weapon and armer. "I dont think so..." He said with a sick smile. Dan burst into a run, slashed Morphious's arm, threw Alexis into Zenith's arms and twisted both of Morphious's arms behind his back, almost breaking them. "If I see you anywhere near this beutifull young couple..." He said, making Alexis blush in Zenith's arms, him blushing also "...I'll beat you so hard you'll beg like a dog! Now scram!" Morphious walked away, took one look at us and smiled sickly again, then left. "So, whats your names?" Said dan, their new friend in shining rune.

After Completing the cooks assistant quest, Zenith and Alexis compleated the sheep sheerer quest, Rune mysteries quest. After completing the prince ali quest, Zenith and Alexis were walking through the alkhride pallace, killing the warriors there. After about an hour of killing, they both had about 500gp, combine with their savings and quet earnings of 1000gp, making 1500gp. "Lets go to varroc and het some armer!" sais Alexis, counting her coins. "Sure, but leave yourself about 500gp. And dont forget about new weapons. ok?" said Zenith Thinking about what he could get. "We look wierd, being lv 25's and having bronze longswords and all, huh?" Said alexis as they walked to varrock togeather, holding hands. "Like mt new steel plate, skirt and longsword?" She said, looking at herself in the varrock cloths shop mirror. "You look beutifull in it!" Said Zenith with a smile. Without warning, Alexis turned around and hugged him. "Thanks!" she said, still embracing him. "Like my iron plate, legs and mith shortsword?" he said, with her still embracing him. "I love it! But why only iron?" Alexis said, letting go of him. "Because I wanted a more powerfull weapon, and the sword cost 1/2 of my money." He said, smiling."Want to go down into the rat infested sewers and train abit?" He said smiling. "EEW!!" She said, Zenith laughing. "Well, ok, I need to lv up abit." She said. Wow, no1 has replyed.... :cry:

Well, if this is "free" then Name: Barfbag 5 Quote: none Subject: A brown paper bag with dark spotches in it (looks as somthing foul is inside) and smell odors coming from it. (is set on a table ) :D Backround: White Make sure to give me the link. :wink:

After killing some chickens with his Bronze sword, Zenith was now at lv6. He went to the cow field and slashed about 50 cows, he was now lv 15. Everyone there was astounded at how easaly he gained levels. He went back to lumbridge and talked to the chef, and got the egg . While there he milked a cow, and a noob yelled out to him "Got Milk?!" Zenith chuckled and went on his way to the windmill for some grain. He was just about to opperate the hopper when a beutifull girl climbed into the room from the ladder. She was a slender young girl, Around his age of 13. She had long brown hair with blond highlights, And Beutifull curves. She was wearing a black short-skirt and a light-blue shirt tied up in the back to show off her stomach. "Hi! I'm Alexis!" She said with a beaming smile. "What's yours?" "Z-Z-Zenith" he said, astounded by her good looks. "You doing the cooks quest too? " She said, chuckling at Zenith's smile. "Yep. Want some flour?" He said, trying to look cool leaning against the hopper controls. Big mistake. He activated the hopper, fell backwards down the ladder landing on his back with a loud thud. Alexis climbed down the ladder, took one look at Zenith and started giggling. Struggling to get up because of pain in his back, Alexis extended her hand. He grabbed it and came to find his footing. After stopping giggling she said willingfully "Friends?" "Sure!" Said Zenith, and they walked back to the cook togeather. "Did you get any flour, I forgot..." Said Zenith, slightly embarrased. "Here ya go!" Alexis said with a smile.

Zenith compleated every task on tutorial island, showing great skill in combat especialy. "Are you ready to go to the mainland now, Zenith?" said the magic instructor with a smile. " Yes sir " replyed Zenith, ready to face what he was about to experience. A portal opened up below him, and he fell down through it, His beutifull red hair streaming behind him. Evrything went black, and the same horizontal white light shone, and he was now standing in a new town. The sun was blocked by the huge castle behind him,the houses covered in the shadows. Some orange rays lighting up the hillside, giving it a very plesent feel. The warm, summer breeze blew against his face as he walked across an old wooden bridge, stopping to watch the ducks in the water. He took out his shortbow and an arrange of bronze arrows. He carefully aimed, and the arrow flew straight through the airm piercing the duck's skull, killing it instantly as a large ammount of blood dripped into the water, turning the water a sickly red. Zenith wasn't disturbed at all with this, and went to the chicken coop to kill some chickens with his sword to up his level and sell the feathers. Ok, i'm done for today, I might add on tomarro or sunday.

sry bout this duble post, way bad lagg

Wow, very good story tenchi. You had to mention the breasts didn't ya? :mrgreen: Anyway, he'll right when he feels compelled to, homefully sometime soon. :D

From the black around him, A horizontal line cut through the darkness. From a seriese of styles, he selected his clothing and walked through a wooded door, apearing at an island. Squinting through the blinding sunrise, he saw a sign hammered into the beutifull green grass. It read: Welcome to tutorial island. Gazing around, he saw other new-comers arround him, some smarter than him, some very daft.(means stupid) He walked over to an instructor, looking like her age was around 35. Hello, Zenith, I'm here to teach you how to cut wood, make a fire and to fish. "Ok" Zenith said as he was handed an axe and tinderbox. It took him some time, but he completed his tasks with great skill. As he walked to the chefs place, the instructor said "You got a gift, kid. Dont ever forget that.". Zenith stopped, turned around and said "I wont". Zenith pulled open the door to the chef's place, looking at the beutifull tile floor and indoor plumming. A daft noob was just handed a bucket of flour and water, and the chef told him to mix them. He looked at the flour, then water, then looked at the chef. He repeated this process for about 5 seconds, then said "OH!" Then he Looked at the ingredients, at me, and repeated the process again. He looked up at the chef and said " I think I know where your going with this!" As he looked from one ingredient to another, The chef turned to Zenith, seeing The puzzled look on his face. "Just skip this..." he said "..."This might take a while." Ill post more later. :)

Hello. I'm now making a new story, my 2nd. My first didnt turn out too good(legend of the virus) because of "incorrect grammer". :? ANYWAY, Im not the best at grammer or wrighting, so READ PAST THE MISTAKES and enjoy my story. and also, Please dont flame me here, do it somewhere else. Thanks, barfbag

OMG you guys are THICK-HEADED!! Its a story, not a perfictly correct masterpiece checked over for 3hrs strieght!! Plus, Its fiction and I wright it in my spare time!!! For god's sake! Go Insult me on your own story ok? Thank you.

Thats funny! :lol: Man, An evil santa/iban. lol!

THAT is not the best grammer, buddy-boy. Correct your own before insulting mine, got it?

Van and Mimi stepped out onto the new island. It was darker than the rest of Runescape. "JEJeX realy out-did themselvs this time." Said van, staring out into the open field of beutifull grass and trees. "They sure did. It looks like night, dosent it? Its so romantic...." Mimi said, taking Van's hand and moving closer to him. Van grinned as they started walking togeather into the field, following an old stone path that was cracking evry 5 feet. Van and Mimi came to the entrance to the dungeon, spotting a sign that read- DANGER! Many monsters! Level 55 and up! "You ready Mimi?" "Sure am, Van." They entered the dungeon. It was brighter than outside, being lit by tortches on every wall. As Van and Mimi walked down the tunnel, They came across 3 doors. They all had signs attached to them. " Lets see whats behind door no 1." said Van. The Sign read: For lv 55- 60. "Door no 2?" Said Van, and they read: 60-75. "Door no 3! " Said Mimi as she read aloud: Lv 75 and up. Dragons and demons! They entered the door, And right infront of them, Players were killing blue dragons, Baby blue dragons and lesser demons. They walked down farther when they came across MANGUS. He got one good look at them and said: "Follow me for fun, Love-birds. "

Van had just logged onto the game after the talk at falador bar a day ago. The group had explained the situation, and they had guessed where the Virus will strike next. Van walked solo from the bar down to the bank so he could withdrawl varroc teliport runes. Just as he got out his runes, he noticed the update clock in the bottom left of the screen. 10,9,8,7.....Some low lvs were counting down. Van logged out and looked at the recent updates. Van wanted to explore this new island, So he pmed Mimi and they togeather went to port sarim to bored the new ship. PS: ALL NAMES USED ARE PURELY FROM MY MIND

Dead good. I like it alot. You put great pride in your work, although it may be a bit small. But quality over Quantity. PS: read my story, legend of the virus

It had been a week since Zeon's demise, and Van had been training 3hrs a day, then 1hr for getting up fishing,cooking and magic. He was now lv 85, with 50 magic, 50 cooking and fishing, and with around 60 in all combat statts ( attk,def,str,hp). Tweak had also been training, now with around 80 magic and 78 combat. Some new magic spells had been added, ice spells, intended for use agenst fire giants. Van had been all over the f2p side of runescape, but no sign of the virus. He went over to the ladder leading into the mines, but a player came running out screeming- "THE MINES FELL IN!!! HELP!!!" Van went down and saw what the player said, part of them collapsed, trapping several players underneath the rubble. He used 'ice wave' freezing the rocks then using 'earth bolt' to break up the frozen rocks. Van then saw what made the mines collapse, a huge, fire-red demon with the name of MANGUS. Van charged with his 'virus sword' and slashed at the demon. The demon dodged so Quickly van ended up hitting the cave wall. The demon grunted, then teliported away into hiding. Other places were being destroyed, but by posessed random events. Mimi pmed van and said- "Van, you and the group need to have a talk, we're all at the fallidor bar, top floor. " Van calmly exited the cave as if nothing ever happened.