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Napolean dynamite..... I was laughing so hard it brought tears to my eyes! :lol:

Get either a motor vehical and do donughts or get a freakin GF. And when RS will end? That's a scarry thought. I wont exactly miss the game, but the people who play it that have helped me over the years. The people is why I play, not just the game. When, well we'll just have to make the best of our days untill that happens, whenever it happens.

"Do you know where Alexis might have went?" Kaoru said. "Try the body alter, It's her place of refuge, we go there to be alone." Zenith replied. "Doing what? Wait, dont awnser that." Kaoru said, zenith smiling. Kauru got up, said goodbye and left. She went to the alter and found alexis sitting by a piller, hugging her knees. "He killed a white knight, we're next!" Alexis said, crying. "I don't think zenith would let that happen, do you?" Kaoru said, comforting her. "You know what?" Alexis said, standing up, fire burning in her eyes. "I think we've ran enough for one lifetime, I'm going to kill him." Alexis said. "With my dad's old spear." She added. "WHAT?! Where did you find that?" Kaoru said, springing to her feet. "I've had it. I kept it burried beside this piller here. Noone knows about it, exept you." Alexis reached into the ground and pulled out a muddy spear. She took out a rag and cleaned it. The tip was a rune substance, the shaft from a magic log. "I think we're ready now" Alexis said as she flung around the spear, stopping it an inch from kaoru's face. "You need more training." Kaoru said. "go to master wung, he trained out parents, and some of the greatest dragon slayers of all time." Kaoru finished. She grabbed a handfull of runes and teleported, leaving a paper with an address on it.

Alexis with of her dignity rushed out of the room, tears in her eyes. "Alexis...." Zenith sais trying to stop her, but failing. "She'll get over it." A knight of falador said, but Zeith ignored him. "Ya, sure." Zenith said. "I've lived with her for longer than you've known her." Zenith finished. "So, he's dead?" Said a fermilliar voice. "Kaoru?" Zenith said, looking up. "She's going to take it hard." Zenith said. "Its getting late, you better gwet home..."

"You won't get away!!" Screemed Zenith, looking around for Dagon. "Zenith, Sir Van needs help!!" Alexis said." Are you alright?" "I have a spear through my arm, DO I LOOK OK?!?" Sir Van exclaimed as he pulled the spear from his arm. "I'll get him to the castle, go get a potion from the witch in dranor!" Zenith said, lifting Sir Van onto his shoulders. "Hello, my pretty. Do you seek a potion of youth, or beuty?" Said the whitch as Alexis entered. "I have both my beauty and youth yet, mam. I was wondering if you could get a poisen cure potion and make me a healing potion for my friend." Alexis said. "What is wrong with this friend of yours?" The witch said, walking over to a shelf of ingrediants. "A spear was thrust through his arm..." Alexis said sheepishly. The witch smiled and pulled out sope ingrediants, mixed them and heated them then poured them into a vile. "Take twice a day, that should he." Said the witch, handing Alexis the potion. "Thank you so mutch!" Alexis said as she rushed out. "Any time, my dear" "Zenith, I'm here!!!" Alexis said, rushing into the castle. "It's too late..." Zenith said, turning his head. "Sir Van has passed away..." Said a knight of falador. "That....monster! That could have been Zenith!!!! WHY!!!" Alexis screemed, the room going silent.

"And why do you think you can kill him?" Said zach, starring into complete darkness. "Because I've killed armies, defeated warlords and because my phisical and mental skill is better than that of the gods..." Said a voice from within the darkness. "I don't think you can do it." Zach said. He turned to go, but a hand burst from the ground, grabbing him. "I must have forgot to tell you about that." Said the voice. He emerged from the darkness, a man wearing all black and carring a staff with a dragon engraved in it. "You give me 1,000,000gp and you have yourself a deal." Said the man. "I want his head on a silver platter before I give you squat. By the way, your name was...?" Zach said. "Dagon" Said the man. The hand grabbing Zach's leg turned to dust and Dagon dissapeared. Back at Varrock, Zenith stood out infront of a gift shop holding a stack of boxes. Alexis walks out and gives him another box. "Ow, my back!" Zenith said, struggling to follow Alexis' fast pace. "Lets go back home." Alexis said, Zenith almost dropping the stack. "I have to walk all the way to FALADOR from VARROCK carrying all these?!?!" Zenith exclaimed. "Yep!" Alexis said, giggling. "Set them there, no wait there, no no over there." Alexis said, Zenith setting down the boxes. "No how about..." "THERE'S FINE!!!!" Zenith said grabbing his back. A knock was heared on the door. Alexis grabbed her sword. Zenith opened the door. "Zenith, good to see you again!" Said Sir Van's booming voice. "What's up?" Zenith said, still grabbing his back. "You have a bounty on your head. Zach hired Dagon." Zenith stuimbled backwards, tripping over the pile of boxes, landing on his head. "I told you to put the boxes over there..." Alexis said, shaking her head. "Alexis, do you even know who Dagon is?!" Zenith said as he got up. "Come to think of it...no." Alexis said. "He is only the most skilled in summoning magic in the land and also one of the dark arts." Sir van said. "We have a $10,000.... ARRG!" Screemed Sir van, as his arm was pierced by a spear. Zenith grabbed his bow and arrows and ran outside. "Who's there?! Show your self!" Zenith screemed. Dagon appeared before him. "You're next, Zenith." He said, dissapearing.

A lonly man walked solemly down a lonely street, the sun setting behind him. The rememberances of that last fatefull day rushed through his mind. He remembers a fireball, a screem by Alexis. He now only had himself left, nothing but memorys of his humble begginings. He passed through varock at sunset, the shops closing, the bustle of mankind slowing untill tomaro. He had walked this same path for three years now, stopping at the bar for a drink, then back to his house deep in the woods. "What have I become?" He asks himself each day, but gets never an awnser. He then looked in the mirror, the scar on his cheek, his ragged red hair, his lonely empty eyes. "Is this who I really want to be? No, it isn't!" He said, looking deep into his own soul. He went down to the river and washed himself, the walked back to his house. He put on a black shirt and blur jeans and [bleep]ed his hair, then grabbed his sword and left. "I will find you, Alexis." He walkec into the blue moon inn and asked if an alexis was staying there. The keeper said the room number and Zenith walked up to see her. He knocked... nothing. He tried the doornob and the door was unlocked so he stepped inside. There stood Alexis on the balcony, scanning the streets. "Has it really been three years?" Zenith said as he closed the door. Alexis turned and faced him. "What ever happened to you?! Why did you leave without a goodbye?!?!" Alexis screemed, bursted into tears and ran twords him and embraced him. "I don't know what happened, all I remember was the fireball and then me waking up in a shack near the ocean...." He said, thinking hard. The next day, Zenith and Alexis woke up togeather to a pounding on the door. "Room service!" The man at the other side of the door said. "Yay, room service!" Alexis said, sitting up. "This is a bar, they don't have room service, get some clothes on and grab your sword." Zenith said, grabbing his twin shortswords. He opened the door to see Zach. Zach stepped back, a look of fear in his eyes. "I...I killed you three years ago!!!" He screemed, putting up a sword in defence. "Guess you thought wrong!" Zenith said as he punched Zach in the mouth, knocking one of his teeth out. "What the hell?!?!" Zach screemed as Alexis's high heel slammed into Zach's stomach. "Go away and never come back, You can't kill me!" Zenith screemed. "I'll kill you yet, I have connections in the underground!" Zach screemed. Zenith smiled and said "So do I." I'm back and feel like wrighting again. Maby I was depressed or somthing, but oh well. I'm back in the saddle again![/i]

Alexis clenched her fists as tears came out of her eyes. "You B@$+3rd!" She said as she lunged at him. He dodged her first swing but was nipped in the arm by the second. "Long time no see, Alexis." he said with a smirk. he reached for a staff at the side of the room but an arrow sliced his hand and flew towards kaoru. "No!" Alexis said, but zenith just smiled. The arrow sliced off the rope bounding Kaoru. She stood up and grabbed the man's staff. She uttered un-recognisable words and as soon as she finished, a ball of light flew at the man and sent him flying into the oppostte wall. "Never come back again, Zach!" screemed Alexis and Kaoru togeather. Zach grabbed a stick lyuing on the ground and busted the window. He stood infront of it and said "Don't worry, I'll find you yet....." He smirked. A gust of wind blew the curtain infront of him. The curtain receded leaving no trace of him ever being there. "Who was that Zach guy?" Zenith said, confused at the outpour of emotions. "He killed our parents, that...." Alexis said, choking back tears. "He was hired to kill our parents and us, but we escaped. He never missed a bounty before that. Now he has venged to kill us." Kaoru said, walking over to confort Alexis. "I...I had no clue. Alexis, why dodnt you tell me?" Zenith said, walking over to her. "It would have put you in too mutch danger." Alexis said as zenith hugged her. "Now I'll kill him for threataning your lives." He said as opened the door to find a wall of fire. "Man, he's crafty." Zenith said. "Jump out the window!" Zenith said. Kauru jumped and landed fine. Alexis jumped and landed beside Kaoru. Then it was Zenith's turn. He jumped. As soon as he jumped, he knew somthing was wromg. He turned his head to see a fire strike heading straight for him. "NOOO!" He screamed, facing certain death.

Hmmmm. What a dellima. It could start of 2 best friends, the get into a fight and one becomes evil, and he inlists the help of some mercinarys to kill everyone from the good side and the good one meets somone that knows someone that finds somone that knows someone that knows some people etc...and the story unfolds from there. Just an idia. :wink:

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Alright, I'm back, so I'll wright more.....*yawns* I'm tired so it'l be quick. "I have Kaoru, meet me in Dranor manor, top floor, Zenith and Alexis. Come alone...." Zenith read aloud, alexis staring in dis-belief. "How....But she's....". Alexis's voice trailled off as tears started welling up in her eyes. "Meet me in 2 days." Zenith continued, anger growing in his voice. "Don't worry, Alexis. Tomarro we'll go get some lobsters from karajima and some better..." "DON"T WORRY?!?!" Alexis budded in. "You dont know what he oculd be doing to her right now!!" Alexis strted crying. Zenith looked into her eyes. "I won't let ANYTHING happen to her. Remember, We have 2 days to prepare. Now go to bed and rest up." Zenith said as he slid into bed beside her. The next morning, Zenith woke up, seeing Alexis changing into her red skirt, with a black and silver top. He sat up and yawned. "Morning, Zenith!" Alexis said as she grabbed her addy long sword. Zenith put on a shirt, jeand and slid on his leather armer. He grabbed his quiver, arrows and bow. "Lets get going to karajima." Zenith said as they walked out the door. The boatride was great. They landed on karajima and walked to the fishing dock. They fished untill full of lobsters and left. once back at the house, they suited up and started the walk to dranor. They made it there by the next day. "Ready?" Zenith said. "Defenatly." She said. They walked up to the room and stepped inside. Kaoru was tied up in the corner of the room. Alexis looked at the figure standing beside her and gasped. The only thing she could say was "Oh...My...God...."

"Great shot, Zenith! Alexis, you're skills were quite impressive as well." Sir Van said as Zenith and Alexis walked up to him. "Thanks!" Alexis said, sheathing her sword. "So, are they coming back?" Zenith said. "Of course, just not very soon." Sir Van said, cluckling. "Well, we better get back to the house, I havent got done getting the scuff off my high heel. " Alexis said, Zenith pounding his head against the general store's wall. "Comon, Zenith, lets go!" Alexis said, dragging Zenith back to the house by his ear. Sir Van just chuckled. Back at the house, Zenith too off his armer and hung his bow on the wall, While Alexis was reading tyhe book 'legend of the virus'. "Zenith, did you know that mosters once were controled by a virus and the had to get ANDREW, the most powerfull mage ever to help stop them?" Alexis said, Zenith turning to face her. "Ya, Van and Mimi stopped it I think." Zenith said, him sitting down on the bed. "Don't know, theres a second sequal coming out by a different wrighter..." Alexis said. Just then, a note was slipped under the door. Zenith picked it up. Wonder what it says? Zenith and Alexis said. OK, done for now. Oh, and If you didn't know, Legend of the virus is my old story, now being written by devilkiller. :D

Like I've said before, your realy good at wrighting. Way better than me. Very good. Keep wrighting, K? :D

BB5 is in! Barfbag 5

Whoa, a week of nothing then BAM! Everyone replies. holy crap..... :D Zenith grabbed his bow and quiver and ran over to the middle of falador, Alexis folowing. It looked as if hell had risen from the ground. Black and white armered bodies littered the ground, some worriors missing limbs, but still fighting.Alexis came running up, panting. "Zenith, I cant run fast, these boots havent broken in yet!" Zenith sighed. He looked around, scanning across windows. He looked and saw a perfect spot. "Alexis, I'm heading up to that window!" He said. "I'm going to snipe from up there." Alexis seemed puzzled. "Snipe?" She said, scratching her head. "Shoot people in stratagetic bodyparts from where they can't reach, by use of projectile." Zenith said, running up to the door of the general store. Alexis looked, scrattched her head, then took out her sword and started slashing apart black knights. Zenith climbed the ladder to the window. He took out his bow, and aimed at a black knight. It was hard to get good shots because of all the moving targets. He flung a flurry of arrows at some black knights, all going through the head. Sir Van looked up at him and shouted "Great work! we're winning! Keep doin what you'r doin!" Zenith smiled and launched another flurry of arrows. One hit a fellow knight, but most hit their target. Zenith heard a screem, and so did the black knights. "RETREAT!" 'We've won...we've won' Zenith thought as he walked down through the general store door. Alexis was waiting. "Nice shot!!" Alexis said as they walked over to Sir Van. Ok, I gotta go to bed, wright more L8R. PS: Thanks for the compliments!

Starting where I left off! "Zenith, Alexis, I rented you a house untill the situattion is resolved." Said Sir Van, Alexis still complaining about the scuffed shoe. "I'll have somone get some shoe polish, Alexis." Sir Van said, Alexis now smiling. "Thanks, you know where I could get some nice high heeled boots?" Alexis said, Zenith shaking his head. "I guess I couls have him send some over. Knights, the meeting is now over! You may leave." The knights got up and left. "Ill take you to your house." Sir van said, motioning them to follow. Sir Van led them to a nice house, one bed, stobve, shelvs with books on them, and other things of the sort. "I must be going now, make your selvs at home. " Said Sir van as he stepped out and closed the door behind him. "Hey, the shoe polish is here!" Alexis said, as she took off the scuffed high heel. "Women....." Zenith said, hanging his bow and arrows on the wall. He moved a small desk to beside the door and put a dagger on it, just incase. Zenith walked over to the bookshelf. He dusted off some books, he picked three up, one 'legend of the virus', one 'legend of the black knights' and one 'legasy of the white knights'. He looked over them and put them back on the shelf. Just then, A horn blew and an army of white knights rushed past. "Get your things, were being attacked." Zenith said. He opened the door and stumbled over a package. "Alexis, your boots are here...." he said as she ripped open the package and slipped them on. "I'm ready now!" She said, Zenith shaking his head.

I can play guitar (ACDC TNT) and piano by ear (I cant read sheet music) On piano I can play Fake Wings (learned by myself off a CD), the Aura Lee and pachebel's Canon in D. I'm trying to learn Moonlight sonata, but going slowly. :D

"That hoth character could cause serious trouble..." Sir van said, escorting them to the 2nd floor."He's the most powerfull mage I've ever seen." said Sir van as they reached a large, round table. 5 Other knights were sitting around the table, each with shining white armer. But they each had a symble for the towns of the land, lumbridge, varrock, al khirde (probably misspelled), edgevill, rimmington and the symble on Sir Van's armer, falador. "Come, sit." Sir van said as he pulled out a map and hung it on the wall. The other knights stared at Zenith and Alexis, then focused on Sir Van. "Hoth is supposedly making truce with the black knights...." Sir van started, the others frowning. "Hoth has many powerfull spells, probably one that will power up his army of black knights." A knight raised his hand. "Yes?" Sir van said. "How can we defend against an army loke that?" The knight said, every one staring at Sir Van. "Zenith." Sir van said, pointing to Zenith. "How can that...Archer stop Hoth?" the knight questioned. "He's only an archer. " Sir Van chuckled and replyed "Zenith has to be the best archer in the land. He has already defeated Morphious, hoth's evil minion, With his partner Dan's help." "So who's the girl?" Another knight questioned. "She Is Zenith's partner, Alexis. She is as skilled as any of you." A knight looked over and grabbed his dagger and leaped across the table, attacking alexis. She jumped up overtop of him and kicked him in the face with a high-heel. "Owch...." Zenith said, looking at the bruise on the knights face. "Darnit, I scuffed my shoe!" Alexis said, sitting back down. "Ow, my face..." The knight exclaimed, stumbling to get up. "Serves you right, for testing my judjement." Sir van said. Sir van looked over the group and said "Anyone else want to test either of them?"

Very nice, Devilkiller! Your taking the story farther than I ever thought I could! This is somthing I'll be reading. :D

I'm REALY happy! Their GREAT!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you so mutch! (Now I hope I dont lose it) :D

HOLY $#!+!! Free?! ok then..... Name: Barfbag 5 Quote: Tip.it rulz! Color: Blue/neon green Thanks, Barfbag

Alright, thanks. Ive just been running out of idias. Plus, their teens, what else do they do, just sleep? :D Zenith and Alexis woke the next morning. The sunshine glittered through the panes of glass in the house in the slums of varrock. "Alexis, I'm going to go look for a better house so we can get uot of the slums. " Zenith said, grabbing his bow. Alexis was about to speak but a knoch was heared on the door. Alexis, knowing her last mistake picked up a dagger. Zenith took out an arrow and aimed at the door. He slowly opened it to see a white knight of Falador standing before him. "The king of falador has heared of your heroism." He boomed, his voice low and strong. "We wish to invite you to stay in the city of falador." "Whats the hitch?" Said Alexis, setting down the dagger. "The black knights want to invade, we need an archer to help us, and..." He looks at alexis and sees her addy sword. "...Might need another worrior. Do you wish to come?" "Sure, I guess, the slums are awfull boring." Zenith said, indicating his surroundings. "Here is a map. When you get to the castle, tell the guard 'Sir Van' welcomes you here. Goodday." Sir Van left and alexis started packng her things.. Zenith and Alexis started the long walk to Falador. Appon arival, they could see the city was basicly a fortress, but also a work of beuty. The stone buildings glimmered in the morning sunlight. "Zenith, we made it!" Said Alexis. "I know, lets find the castle. Let me see the map, please." Zenith said as he looked at the map. "Go straight." he said. They walked across the town and came to the bridge. "What do you want?" Said a guard to Zenith. "Sir Van sent us." He said."I'm sorry you need propper identification." Said the guard. "It's ok Peety, let him through." Said Sir Van's booming voice. "So glad of you to come, Zenith and Alexis" he said, escorting them over the bridge to the gates of the castle. Any better?

"DAN!!! THE INFO WAS SPILLED!! THEY HAVE ALEXIS!!!" Screemed Zenith to Dan as he looked over the castle's blueprints. Dan stood up and looked him in the eye. "What!? How..." he said, his voice trailing into nothingness. Zenith started choking back tears, then started pounding his head into the wooden door. "Zenith, theres stll hope." "Dan? Do you know what they could have done to her?!" Zenith said, thinking about Morphious. "Dont worry, we will go on a resque mission while the war goes on. The blueprints are right here." Dan said, showing Zenith where the dungeon was. "Ill have an archer stand in as you and somone stand in for me. We'll take 'em out." "CHARGE!!!!!" said the fake Dan. The armies started going at it, arrows flying through the fog that was layed apon the land that spring morning. "Here's the trap door...." Wispered Dan. "I'll go first, I can shoot faster than you can slash." Zenith said. two guards were blocking their path, none noticing them in the hall behind them. With two quick pulls of the bowstring, the guards were dead. "Zenith, turn left here." Said dan, scouting ahead. "Hoth's room is down here, just its a ways down still." At that very moment, Morphious took off the chains binding Alexis and drug her into Hoth's personal bedroom. He threw alexis onto the bed and chained her down to it. He stuffed a rag in her mouth and grabbed her chin again. "If you struggle one bit, I'll kill you, I don't care what hoth says." He took her hairtie out of her hair, letting it flow down over her eyes. He started pulling her shirt when an arrow flew into his hand. Alexis coulden't see because of the hair over her eye, but still knew it was Zenith. "You, I thought you were leading the army!" He said, pulling the arrow out of his hand. "Let her go..." Zenith said, his eyes burning up with hate, no emotions showing whatsoever. Morphious took out his sword and charged. He was mutch swifter than before. He knocked Zenith ontop of Alexis. Zenith pulled out the rag that was preventing noise from Alexis' mouth and shot an arrow into Morphious's leg. "Hi hon, miss me?" Zenith said, taking off the chains binding down Alexis. She imediatly got up and embraced him. "Zenith...." She said, bursting out into tears. "Hold the hugs for later, I got a creep to kill." Zenith said, turning around to see dan's sword through Morphious's heart. "Not anymore! Alexis, are you ok?" Dan daid running up to her. "Now that both my heros are here!" She said, hugging dan, then hugging and kissing Zenith. "We better get out, you too can kiss at your house." Dan said. The ran quickly down the hall, only to be stopped by Hoth. "I see you've managed to kill Morphious....Now I'll kill you!" He said, as a fireball appeared in his hand. Just then, Dand army bust through the wall. "I'll see you...later." said hoth as he teliported away. "Nice work team, now let's go home." Dan said. "I got a new place, so we wont have to worry as mutch." Zenith said, placing his armer and bow down on the table. He took off his shirt and pants and slid on some shorts. "Thanks for resquing me..." Alexis said softly as she took off her ripped shirt and skirt. She hopped into bed, snuggling up close to Zenith. "I love you alot Alexis..."Zenith said. Ok, I'm sorta running out of Idias, so ill try to do more later. :D

dude, I just made a thread about needin a sig, think you could do that? The christmas bash 3 was and Is my best RS memory. :D

ok, I need this image made into a sig. Need the guard there put in it. (Thats me) and barfbag 5 put across it. Here's the image, thanks! If you can do that, Ill greatly appriciate it! PS: This is the Tip.it christmas bash3 and my best RS memory yet. :D