Harakiri Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 the history of the war against the penguins is not very helpful to understanding runescapes past but its funny. one day the wizard mizgog was bored to death and decided to create a random portal to take him to some random place. suddenly he was taken to club penguin where he almost froze to death. two penguins got through the portal and entered runescape. as they waddled around the wizards tower, they were caught by a wizard and taken to ardounge zoo. the wizard meanwhile was being tortured by the penguins. with nothing better to do he told the penguins of the riches they would find in runescape. the penguins were happy to hear about money and gold and decided to enter the portal armed with their trademarked kill fishes. a couple wizards were slapped to death by the fish and the penguins entered draynor where few survived the aggressive dark wizard. as they continued they're quest wizard mizgog told the penguins in club penguin about global warmimg. the penguins all screamed and pretty much killed themselves when mizgog showed a green potion to them that he siad contained greenhouse gasses. suddenly a giant monster came out of nowhere. "Holy crap!!! a monster made it out of runescape! oh no...Jagex created a level 522 monster today!!the Kraken! Damn the updates!!" wizard mizgog began shooting at the kraken with powerful spells. suddenly the creator of club penguin appeared. he was short with a pointed noise, a tuxedo on and had an umbrella in his hand. he had a bunch of penguins behind him with red and white rockets strapped to their backs. "You have destroyed my game, a culmination of my lifes work and many of my closest friends. now look at it! suicidal penguins, level 56 green house gasses(thank you jagex, thought mizgog), and now the iceberg is melting. you bastard! die!" the suicidal penguins shot at mizgog. he dodged and watched as they rammed into the kraken. the rockets hit 26 to 35 points of damage. suddenly a black caped figure dressed up as a bat appeared. "what the hell are you doing here? you are not in runescape are you?" asked the club penguin creator. "no...but they put me on a flash game on miniclips.com and now i have some how been transported here." he answered. "some kid has you on tab and us on a tab too! damn you children!" wizard mizgog walked up to the creator. "don't worry, your games were made for children, our game was made for teens but loser 9 year olds now come on and be complete [wagon] and noobs. even i have reported some and I'm an NPC!!!" wizard mizgog left the site and entered the portal back to runescape and closed it up. the rest of the penguins were killed by the guards in draynor, surrounding the prison, they're body fat was used to make people become fat on runescape(damn Jagex's new updates...now look at me) and the writer of this prepared his real first story," a level 126 and his noob" THE END Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killy_the_Kid Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 You're gonna get sued and banned from Tip.It for swearing. Hyt Chat FOREVERI have quit RuneScape. I have posted on the Leaving sticky saying so. Goodbye."Too late... my time has come... gotta leave you all behind and face the truth."~ Freddie Mercury ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 4. Some creative license will be allowed for language, though excessive swearing is not allowed. I think excessive is when ever other word is a swear...or when you are just swearing because you can... Anyway apart from the lack of Capital letters, it was a good story. But short, but the humor made up for that...and it reminds me of something I did a long time ago....Completely random load of stuff that wouldn't make sense in the real world or runescape, but somehow works when you combine the two... :thumbsup: http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist_of_ozzy Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 Your story seemed kind of pointless. Your writing technique could be better, along with your grammar. We all make mistakes and typo's when we type, but if we go back and edit then it won't be as bad. Basically, I am trying to say (No offense) But your story was kind of lame. 3/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sour_tacos Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 You get some Brownie points for trying. (?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harakiri Posted July 23, 2007 Author Share Posted July 23, 2007 my level 126 and his noob story is way better i know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smitherfolyf Posted July 29, 2007 Share Posted July 29, 2007 it was ok... Air running in world 16 at air alter... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lya_helix Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 what is club penguin? Click Here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unionhawk Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 I personally have tried it and it well... doesn't exacty require anything, let alone strategy. Approx. Time Playing: 10 Seconds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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