"Another Day In PoonScape" By: -=Jesse=-

[Jesse627]

Well first things first, this is my second rap. So if you didn't read/listen to the first one you can find it here. After that enjoy this also! I took more time into this one and I think it's pretty funny.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[i will be rapping this song to a beat soon, I'll post it here when I get a chance.]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I colorized the ryhme scheme to make it easier on you. You should understand what I mean when you start reading.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-----------===="An Average Day In PoonScape"====----------

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So I'm just an average player, I don't have much,

 

 

 

Just have the coolest items, rare things and such.

 

 

 

When I open my bank, all I can see,

 

 

 

Is infinite items and gold for money.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Like everyone I get the occasional noob,

 

 

 

Telling me things he wishes he could do.

 

 

 

He asked for my mask set, and my ammy to,

 

 

 

Left him with burnt lobsters, and a note for 1 yew.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He kept following me everywhere, I just ignored.

 

 

 

He's just a poor noob that will always be bored.

 

 

 

He screamed "Don't hate me just cause I'm newer!"

 

 

 

Now guess who I locked in the varrock sewer?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I decided to raise my mining,

 

 

 

First thing I here is people whining.

 

 

 

Getting to rocks like in the races,

 

 

 

I wouldn't leave till I filled 28 spaces.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I couldn't listen to these noobs shouting,

 

 

 

Imma go somewhere where there's no pouting.

 

 

 

I soon left that barb coal field,

 

 

 

Now I'm chillin' in the mining guild.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

After a while, I started to get bored.

 

 

 

I figured I'd explore the town falador.

 

 

 

I had caught up with a nice town drop party.

 

 

 

People running to items, getting kinda darty.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Things were looking good, items everywhere.

 

 

 

Here come the grabbers, lookin for the rares.

 

 

 

I headed east to hide in a few oak trees,

 

 

 

In case someone accidentally telegrabbed me!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I climbed out the tree, grabbed my hammer handle.

 

 

 

I figured I'd stop and check out Doric's anvil.

 

 

 

I guess Im gonna make armor for my chest,

 

 

 

Then Doric tells's me I haven't done his quest.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I left Doric's, then went to the fally bank.

 

 

 

Then I took a minute to check my overall rank.

 

 

 

Noob starts saying that I'm just a yank,

 

 

 

If he keeps goin, he'll be eating a plank.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wanted to leave, so I went strutting,

 

 

 

Guess it's time I begin woodcutting.

 

 

 

It's not where you'll usually find me,

 

 

 

And the reason for that is I'm F-2-P.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I asked cutting levels, and listened to liars,

 

 

 

I cut and cut as my little heart desires.

 

 

 

After that I gathered my best lighters,

 

 

 

Then edgeville blazed up with tons of fires.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

They all got mad and typed furiously,

 

 

 

One guy told me I was gonna get "haxed"

 

 

 

They all looked around so curiously,

 

 

 

As he's standing there with a broken axe.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He's telling me that's not what he meant,

 

 

 

I'm still laughing about him and the ent.

 

 

 

I've never seen someone log out so quick,

 

 

 

I think that guy needs to suck a big... mint.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I ignored the rest, and walked to the wild,

 

 

 

People surround me saying what you want now.

 

 

 

I decide to treat them like a step child,

 

 

 

I had to kill them, someway, somehow.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I got an idea, I said it'll be fine,

 

 

 

I headed north for the skeleton mine.

 

 

 

Once I got there I heard someone say "Defeat Him".

 

 

 

I stayed around to watch the skeletons beat them.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And to show them what a true pker means,

 

 

 

I started walking without there things.

 

 

 

Some guy runs up saying "Man you rock!"

 

 

 

Then I disappeared, teled to varrock.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Right when I think my days gonna end,

 

 

 

I get a message from a good RS friend

 

 

 

"Jesse, I'm sorry but it happened again"

 

 

 

"Do you have anything you could possibly lend?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Skeletons killed my friend on accident,

 

 

 

Of all the outcomes, it's not what I meant.

 

 

 

I'm sorry man I can't deal with this,

 

 

 

Time to say hello to my ignore list.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Searching around varrock lookin for something to buy,

 

 

 

All of a sudden a message catches my eye.

 

 

 

"I'll trade you this headband, looks like a bunny"

 

 

 

Clowns are scarce, is he trying to be funny?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

After I got finished reporting that queer,

 

 

 

I figured I'd stop by and have a cold beer.

 

 

 

After I finished, I felt kinda witty!

 

 

 

Oops, Again, I forgot to feed my kitty.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I soon decided to leave this crazy pub,

 

 

 

It's about time, I've had enough.

 

 

 

I deposit in the bank, cause its kinda late.

 

 

 

A message pops up "A Jagex Update!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-----------===The End===----------

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hope you enjoyed this please rate it 1-10 thanks so much.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-=Jesse=-

[rajahofffx]

8 it's ok it seems a bit dull though i could not do better. i think all the verses rythmed and i got wat u meant by ... mint

[Jesse627]

Thanks but I disagree with it being dull. Its only because you don't know the rythm to read it at, When i rap it youll understand it more.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-=Jesse=-

[tankcmy]

nice one 9/10

[Uno545454]

Pretty good, structure is nice, delivery is straight, good wordplay. I'll say 7.5/10 untill I hear it over a beat. You rap? Holla at me =)

[Freesy]

Nice....This is something that I've never seen before, although child doesnt rhyme with somehow. 8.5/10 I rate you. Heh. I rate rhymes with irate. Bad pun..... :cry: