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Yarrr! my new revamped blog!

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Hey guys and gals I thought better of trying to find my blog again so I'll just repost it :P

 

Yarr!Welcome to the blog of Tip.it's resident Pirate ye scurvy dog! Jks

 

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Thx to Andufus for the banner

 

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Hey ppl I've been wanting to do this for a while but had no idea where to start. Its nothing too fancy cause this is my first go.

 

 

 

So with a little encouragement and help from Jem I set out to make this blog and show the world of rs that you can have 99 in a skill and still have a normal life.

 

 

 

[hide=About me (this is new btw)]My name is Sam, I'm 15 and live in England, and it is very wet here so those myths are true lol. I been playing rs for about 2yrs, first account got hacked =[ now have two accounts:

 

Srgmccluck2-jack of all trades master of none

 

Captianslow-my range nub

 

If you see one of them wandering about feel free to say hi[/hide]

 

My skills at the start of this blog:

 

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My stats now:

 

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[hide=bank pics]New one coming soon[/hide]

 

 

 

[hide=My mate of the day]Smither sid for his help while hunting .[/hide]

 

 

 

[hide=My Goals]I swap and change between as and when I want too. I'm like that.

 

99 Woodcutting-doing via shop

 

99 Firemaking-on hold till I have cash for logs

 

99 hunter-fun skill and gd money so I can buy logs for 99 fm

 

Once these are done then possibly will move on to others.[/hide]

 

 

 

[hide=Slayer log]1. 134 fever spiders

 

2. 49 shades - Burthoped for 22 scorpions (ah well some you win some you don't )

 

3. 36 killerwatts - Burthoped for 37 ghosts

 

4. 42 crawling hands

 

5. 68 Banshees

 

6. 146 basilisks

 

7. 148 desert lizards

 

8. 123 jungle horrors- Never do them again

 

9. 168 harpie bug swarms

 

10. 156 jungle horrors - burthoped for 17 ice fiends

 

11. 168 lesser demons - got me 64 def, 49 slayer and 84 cbt

 

12. 152 jungle horrors - burthoped for 45 dogs - got me 65 def and 50 slayer

 

13. 155 brine rats

 

14.165 basilisks[/hide]

 

[hide=sea shanties]My fav one:

 

 

 

Yo [garden tool], yo [garden tool], a pirate's life for me.

 

We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot,

 

Drink up, me 'earties, yo [garden tool].

 

We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot,

 

Drink up me 'earties, yo [garden tool].

 

 

 

Yo [garden tool], yo [garden tool], a pirate's life for me.

 

We extort, we pilfer, we filch, and sack,

 

Drink up, me 'earties, yo [garden tool].

 

Maraud and embezzle, and even high-jack,

 

Drink up, me 'earties, yo [garden tool].

 

 

 

Yo [garden tool], yo [garden tool], a pirate's life for me.

 

We kindle and char, inflame and ignite,

 

Drink up, me 'earties, yo [garden tool].

 

We burn up the city, we're really a fright,

 

Drink up, me 'earties, yo [garden tool].

 

 

 

We're rascals, scoundrels, villans, and knaves,

 

Drink up, me 'earties, yo [garden tool].

 

We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs,

 

Drink up, me 'earties, yo [garden tool].

 

 

 

Yo [garden tool], yo [garden tool], a pirate's life for me.

 

We're beggars and blighters, ne'er-do-well cads,

 

Drink up, me 'earties, yo [garden tool].

 

Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads,

 

Drink up, me 'earties, yo [garden tool].

 

 

 

I know its no longer christmas but these ones are so good:

 

 

 

We're dashing through the seas, in a two-mast pirate ship,

 

O'er the waves we go, laughing all the way (yo [garden tool] [garden tool]!),

 

The sails and skull-flag wave, making pirates bright,

 

What fun it is to sail and sing a pirate song tonight!

 

 

 

Pirate ships, pirate ships, yo [garden tool] all the way.

 

Oh, what fun it is to sail in a two-mast pirate ship.

 

Pirate ships, pirate ships, yo [garden tool] all the way.

 

Oh, what fun it is to sail in a two-mast pirate ship!

 

 

 

2nd one:

 

 

 

Oh, the pirates outside are frightful, and their ship is not delightful,

 

And since they're all here to raid, let us pray, let us pray, let us pray!

 

They don't show signs of stopping, and they brought some guns for poppin',

 

Their torches are burning bright, what a fright, what a fright, what a fright!

 

 

 

When they finally leave our town, how we'll love to see them sail away,

 

And if we're lucky they'll leave our gold, And all the things we own!

 

The fires are slowly dying, and too many of us are crying.

 

And until they leave our sight, what a fright, what a fright, what a fright!

 

 

 

I've altered this one a bit, it should say Sparrow the pirate (after jack sparrow in POTC):

 

Sammy, the pirate, was a jolly, happy guy,

 

With a beaded beard and a mustache, too,

 

And some black around his eye.

 

 

 

Sammy, the pirate, is a witty one they say,

 

He could trick a man with a clever plan,

 

And then call it all a day.

 

 

 

There must have been some magic in that compass that he had.

 

For when he held it in his hand, he could steer to secret land.

 

 

 

Oh, Sammy, the pirate, is the best out on the seas.

 

Though he needs a bath and some new teeth, too,

 

He will do just what he'll please.

 

 

 

Scallywag, savvy? Scallywag, savvy?

 

Look at Sammy sail.

 

Scallywag, savvy? Scallywag, savvy?

 

This is his grand, big tale!

 

 

 

Another christmasy one:

 

 

 

Deck the ships with lots of booty, yo [garden tool] [garden tool] [garden tool] [garden tool] [garden tool] [garden tool] [garden tool] [garden tool],

 

'Tis the season to be looting, yo [garden tool] [garden tool] [garden tool] [garden tool] [garden tool] [garden tool] [garden tool] [garden tool].

 

Don we now our pirate clothing, yo [garden tool] [garden tool] [garden tool] [garden tool] [garden tool] [garden tool] [garden tool] [garden tool].

 

Think of us with lots of loathing, yo [garden tool] [garden tool] [garden tool] [garden tool] [garden tool] [garden tool] [garden tool] [garden tool].

 

 

 

Set the blazing town before us, yo [garden tool] [garden tool] [garden tool] [garden tool] [garden tool] [garden tool] [garden tool] [garden tool].

 

Cannons fire and join the chorus, yo [garden tool] [garden tool] [garden tool] [garden tool] [garden tool] [garden tool] [garden tool] [garden tool].

 

Give us all your gold and treasure, yo [garden tool] [garden tool] [garden tool] [garden tool] [garden tool] [garden tool] [garden tool] [garden tool].

 

Then your maidens'll give us pleasure! Yo [garden tool] [garden tool] [garden tool] [garden tool] [garden tool] [garden tool] [garden tool] [garden tool]!

 

 

 

And another:

 

 

 

Your town's roasting in an open fire,

 

Gunshots're nipping at your backs,

 

Screaming women yelling for us to leave

 

And you're in terror as you're sacked.

 

 

 

Everybody knows a cannon and a pirate flag

 

Help to make the season's fright.

 

Town folks here with their eyes all squeezed shut

 

Will find it hard to live tonight.

 

 

 

They know that pirates're in their town,

 

They'll grab up lots of gold and maidens in their gowns.

 

And every mother's child is gonna cry

 

As through the streets their frightened families will fly.

 

 

 

And so, I'm offering this simple phrase,

 

To folks from one to ninety-two.

 

If you don't want us in your town anymore,

 

"Give us treasure, please do!"

 

 

 

I altered this one too, it should say captain Jack Sparrow not captain Sammy:

 

 

 

I'm a pirate and I'll pillage and I'll plunder and I'll loot.

 

I will kidnap and I'll ravage and I won't give a hoot.

 

I'm a pirate, I'm a scoundrel, I'm a villian and a knave.

 

I'm a really bad egg, so my soul you can't save.

 

 

 

 

 

I will say things like "savvy", "scallywag", and "walk the plank."

 

I will heave to, weigh anchor, swab the deck before we sink.

 

If I like you you're a matey and we'll splice the mainbrace.

 

If you cross me I'll send you to Davy Jones' Locker

 

Way down to the sharks - who - will -

 

EAT - YOU - UP!

 

 

 

I'm the best pirate

 

You'll ever hear of.

 

Captain Sammy -

 

That is my name!

 

 

 

 

 

Someday I will hang from a noose way up high,

 

And I'll swing 'till I'm dead and I'm blue.

 

But until then, I'll be sailing the seas,

 

And I'll look for a port with a lassie or two.

 

 

 

 

 

I am Captain Sammy,

 

The best pirate you've heard of.

 

I love the sea, I love my ship,

 

I love the freedom they bring.

 

Please don't forget my name!

 

 

 

Thx to Zeddude for this, its very good:

 

 

 

Sammy200,

 

what a pirate is he!

 

with more than one eyepatch!

 

he has three!

 

 

 

The mightiest and the strongest

 

with captain powers so great

 

Dont be bad to him or

 

youll suffer an untimely fate!

 

 

 

He'll make you walk the plank!

 

and make you suffer!

 

youll regret trying

 

to act tougher

 

 

 

sammy the pirate

 

what an awesome name!

 

or howabout! captain scary?

 

nah thats lame!

 

 

 

He aint no scurvy

 

or a buccaneer

 

hes a great captain

 

that you must fear[/hide]

 

[hide=Donations from the lovely ppl who want to help me]Soz no screenies my comp won't let me take them.

 

Sheynara-1k maples

 

Cabbage Boii (swagger g's noob)- 70k willows

 

Scorpaeon-100yews,1400 willows (got me 83 fm)

 

Blak Blade3-100 yews

 

Ganja Green-50 willows-helped me get 80 fm

 

Andufus-4k willows-cheers m8

 

Japlin69-200 steel arrows, 20 steel arrows (p+), blue mystic hat/boots, 2 blue mystic gloves, 3 dwarf weed seeds, 1 torstol seed and sara/guthiz + zammy mjloiners

 

Trad ex (some random guy in rouges den with me and jap)-50 monks

 

Sophia1900-327 maple logs-tyvm Sophia

 

Smither sid-3k willows[/hide]

 

 

 

[hide=special thanks too]Sir Jem- for the idea

 

Scorpeaon- Constantly there to cheer me up when I'm down

 

Smither sid- master hunter and helps me stay sane

 

Anyone who donates to help me or posts to keep this blog alive

 

Anyone who has the kindness to leave me some constructive critisism to help improve my blog[/hide]

 

 

 

Heres some random funny pics enjoy:

 

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Oi Oreo!! Rehabs thata' way *points*

 

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Freinds blogs

 

Andu's Blog

 

Sheys Awesome blog

 

Hytme's and hyt you's blog

 

Sophia1900 ---- The blog of a professional arsonist

 

pastygangster's blog -- Tip.its one and only gangster

 

Phapers pink blog

 

Wouter's blog--Wouterlicious

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Keep an eye out for me I'll be hiding somewhere in w99.( The purple naval stuff very rarely comes off, so I'm easier to find than most people)

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Reserved incase.

 

 

 

Also not gonna be around till next saturday due to being grounded and going to devon for a week.

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