Fishermen Tales (Lets Try Something I Havent Seen Yet) =)

[KKweston16]

Lets keep the tales no more than a 1000 words And no less than 300 words please, Thank you, Enjoy =)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here goes mine :

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The First Spring Fly-Fishing Day - Hunting For A Bass

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Starting Point: The House Time: 5:30am

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So I wake up and do what I do in the morning, which is wash my eyes off, stretch, and smoke a black an mild tipped cigar, then pour a glass of chocolate milk, and eat a bowl of cereal or something, anyways. . .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

As I take off my brother waves me down and asks me if I will take him fishing with me. . .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Basically, we get to the spot at 6:00am, and we start fishing, fish biting pretty well, but not taking the flies for unknown reasons. . .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So I switch to one of my dry flies, and I cast out about 40-50 feet out, And as im bringing it back in, I feel a tug, so I pull back and set the hook. . .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and as im bringing it in, I see it flip out the water a few times, and once I got it in, it was a bluegill :'( (not what im wanting)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So I start walking around to find my next spot, and I find a nice rock to sit on while I think about what fly I want to use next. So as I got up I figure out what fly im going to use next, which is a streamer (that looks like a spider, and its white, and has a little plastic wing on the back.)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I switch up, and start walking around the creek some more, I find a good spot. . .and cast out again. . .Got nothing =( I cast out again, and feel a little tug. . .I pull more line out and slack up (because I dont want to catch little baby fishies.)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So I walk a little more further, and I see a tree with logs in front of it in the water, and also some leaves and moss are around the logs. so I cast out where the leaves and moss are, and this time I feel a hard tug, so I set the hook, and I reel him in, and by god its a bass =) (what were looking for)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Not as big as I expected, but it was good enough considering it was the first day out fishing. (7 inch smallmouth bass, didnt get the weight) By this time, its about 8:00am, and I head back to the car, Because I had some errands to do that day. And I wave my brother back up to the car, and as were on the way back home, he sees a canoeing rent place, and asks if we could go canoeing (since it being nearly his birthday, I let in. . .which I didnt wanna do, considering it just rained the other day and the waters havent gone down yet.)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So we stop off to see what the pricing is, and he says 20 bucks for a 4.3 mile ride, so I said sure, and we got our paddles, life jackets, and the canoe.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

We head down stream, doing fine for the first 20 minutes of the 30 minute ride, and we start seeing some bad rapids. . . (I thought to myself what to do. . .Since I didnt know how to canoe) So we start going into the rapids.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

We get half way through them, and near the end we hit a dead tree in the middle of the creek, I slide into the middle of the canoe, my brother is putting all his pressure on the right side of the boat, When I saw that I knew we were gonna tip, so I hurry and get back into my seat, and prepare for the ride of our life. . .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

About 5 seconds later, it tips! And into the water we go. My brothers life jackets flys right over his head, and under he goes =/ my jacket stays on, and im above water trying to find where he went, and he pops out of the water and puts his hand out to me, I grab it, and I start swimming toward the shore kicking and swimming as hard an fast as I could, and while doing that, we hit knee deep water, so we stand up. . .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Were on a little island in the middle of the creek. . .I look around and I see another dead tree in the middle of water, and it was in range to where we could climb onto it, so we climb onto it, and were near the shore. . .so were walking across it, and were about 3-5 ft in the air, so I look down, and I see some leave/mud/rock/ piece of land. . .and I tell him to jump onto that, so he does. . .and guess what ? its not land. . .its water/quick sand/mud that looked like land =/ so he goes under again and I pull him up out of the water with all my strength left, and we go around this stuff and finally hit land

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I give him a rest and I go look for the nearest house or street to get too. I come back an tell him that we gotta keep walking around the water, and eventually well find the end point where the people are waiting for us at.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So we start walking, and about an hour later, the trees and weeds an stuff start dying out and I get a little glimpse of a house, So we head towards that, and on our way to the house we run into a stray cat or something, and its hissing and raiding its paws at us, and im not the type to just kill an animal unless it attacks me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So we keep walking toward the house an eventually get to it, and all you can see around the place and in the yards are "no trespassing" signs, and "Keep Out!" signs, and "Keep the **** out!" signs, and my brother has the nerve to walk up to place and knock on the door like its nothing, and all I can think of is "Fat, Redneck, with a 12 gauge going to shoot at us."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

To my surprise nobody answered, and I saw that their was farmland, and I look an see a road, So I yell at my brother to follow me, and tell him to keep up.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So I start running, with brother right beside me. . .We make it to the road in about 5 minutes, and we see the guy in his van and trailer in the back heading toward the bridge he told us to meet him at.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So we start heading down the road toward the bridge, and the guy turns around, and heads the other way. . .we wave him down, and he picks us up and we start heading back to the rental place.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Once we get to the place, we go up to the counter, and he asks for recovery prices. . .I say

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me "excuse me?"

 

 

 

John "yeah, that will be 60 bucks for losing all the gear. . ."

 

 

 

Me "You didnt say anything about recovery prices if we lost any gear"

 

 

 

John "Well we usually have posters out here telling about that"

 

 

 

Me "Well im not giving you any money, If anything you should be giving us money for not telling us about the rapids and the chance of tipping"

 

 

 

John "Well you can either cough up the money or I can call the police"

 

 

 

Me "Call the police, Im gonna leave right now with my brother, Im not paying you"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So I leave, and never return. . .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anyways. . .thats 1 of my tales, figured id share with you guys, and I got kinda bored playing rs, so I figured id tell ya guys about it =) tell me what ya guys think.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

P.S : I'd like to see some tales myself, later people

[archimage_a]

right umm is there any part which has anythin at all to do with rs in this, if not then someone lock this

[runescape102]

yeah

[dragoncmd]

first of all I was not too impressed with the story

 

 

 

secondly why should this be locked just because it has nothing to do with rs? there pokemon and megaman stuff all over this forum

[fanheader]

lol,

 

 

 

your lucky brother seems likes he had a great birthday. :!:

[archimage_a]

Sorry I wasnt paying attention. Its a good story, what was that first bit about?