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The 'bored' channel

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Oh yeah, this one's an origional.

 

So I start with a reporter at some place, the next poster says what will happen (or answer a question a reporter asked.) and I'll add it onto here. Just say what you want to say, I'll try to add teh funny stuff >.> if you don't understand, well.... post, I'll try to go into more detail.

 

 

 

Why is it called the 'bored' channel? You come here when you're bored. how stupid.

 

 

 

 

 

REPORTER1: Ok, unfortunatly someone just put on CSI:Miami on the TV and I just fell asleep and forgot what we were gonna talk about today. someone please help us?

 

BARNEY: Why don't you talk about elmo's world?!

 

REPORTER2: wrong channel, barney. you belong on channel 619. What were we gonna talk about, then?

Death should not be taken as 'the end,' but a very effective way to cut down taxes.

ummmm ok here goes

 

 

 

Some one has kidnapped Elmo

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REPORTER1: Ok, unfortunatly someone just put on CSI:Miami on the TV and I just fell asleep and forgot what we were gonna talk about today. someone please help us?

 

BARNEY: Why don't you talk about elmo's world?!

 

REPORTER2: wrong channel, barney. you belong on channel 619. What were we gonna talk about, then?

 

INNOCENT BYSTANDER: Elmo jsut got kiddy-napped!!Now Sesamee street will never make me fall asleep ever again! nooo! the end is near!!!

 

REPORTER3: ok, so elmo got kidnapped. but where? this "innocent bytstander" who apparently just drank a few gallons of beer dosent know. do YOU?

Death should not be taken as 'the end,' but a very effective way to cut down taxes.

crazy boy:elmo go to the big state tower in not old york

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REPORTER1: Ok, unfortunatly someone just put on CSI:Miami on the TV and I just fell asleep and forgot what we were gonna talk about today. someone please help us?

 

BARNEY: Why don't you talk about elmo's world?!

 

REPORTER2: wrong channel, barney. you belong on channel 619. What were we gonna talk about, then?

 

INNOCENT BYSTANDER: Elmo jsut got kiddy-napped!!Now Sesamee street will never make me fall asleep ever again! nooo! the end is near!!!

 

REPORTER3: ok, so elmo got kidnapped. but where? this "innocent bytstander" who apparently just drank a few gallons of beer dosent know. do YOU?

 

CRAZAY BOY: Elmo go to the big state tower in not old york

 

REPORTER1: yay we know where omle is!

 

REPORTER2: your dyslexia is'nt helping us. unfortunatly we don't understand incorrect grammar, so we'll go to NRE york since he said 'not old york'. lets hope WE get tehre before KING KONG (or w/e he is) gets there.

Death should not be taken as 'the end,' but a very effective way to cut down taxes.

mr Y: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA elmo is gone!

 

Bob:well thank you mr Y

 

profeser cheese:to the spaz car!!!!!

 

bob:you mean your car?

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REPORTER1: Ok, unfortunatly someone just put on CSI:Miami on the TV and I just fell asleep and forgot what we were gonna talk about today. someone please help us?

 

BARNEY: Why don't you talk about elmo's world?!

 

REPORTER2: wrong channel, barney. you belong on channel 619. What were we gonna talk about, then?

 

INNOCENT BYSTANDER: Elmo jsut got kiddy-napped!!Now Sesamee street will never make me fall asleep ever again! nooo! the end is near!!!

 

REPORTER3: ok, so elmo got kidnapped. but where? this "innocent bytstander" who apparently just drank a few gallons of beer dosent know. do YOU?

 

CRAZAY BOY: Elmo go to the big state tower in not old york

 

REPORTER1: yay we know where omle is!

 

REPORTER2: your dyslexia is'nt helping us. unfortunatly we don't understand incorrect grammar, so we'll go to NRE york since he said 'not old york'. lets hope WE get tehre before KING KONG (or w/e he is) gets there.

 

GUY: oh no elmo is gone. aaaah. (etc.)

 

OTHER GUY:To the st00pid car.

Death should not be taken as 'the end,' but a very effective way to cut down taxes.

Diretor: well thats a rap good work everyone

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