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A Mercenary


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Twist of Fate
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A Mercenary



Violence for profit

That was a mercenary

The job was simple



One strike on a man

No regrets and no remorse

That was how they lived



The angry mourners

Stricken with a bad kebab

They needed revenge



A guard was assigned

The target was all too weak

The wise old man's fault



This guard had set out

Vengeance on spoiled kebabs

Their tainted glory



A knock on the door

"Who is it?" He answered

A crossbow at aim



The shot was fired

The old man fell to the ground

his job was finished



The man then stood up

A small box protected him

The mourner walked off



"Well he had good aim"

Said the man with a smile

"Here, have a kebab"



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fun, I enjoyed it. (A little >) Video wasn't bad either. I'll be back from the Mp3...



(Heh heh heh... Xewleer waltzes down the aisles of his shadier laptop apps and picks one up. Soon... the music from the youtube video SHALL BE MINE!!! GRAH! HA HA HA HA! *cough cough* *Wheeeeze...* HOOooo better lay off the evil laughing for a while... not good for voice box!)
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I'll show you how terrifying a true Christian can be!
It's Xewleer: ZEW le ar, got it memorized?
Hermit of the Varrock Library and its proud guard.

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fun, I enjoyed it. (A little >) Video was bad either. I'll be back from the Mp3...



(Heh heh heh... Xewleer waltzes down the aisles of his shadier laptop apps and picks one up. Soon... the music from the youtube video SHALL BE MINE!!! GRAH! HA HA HA HA! *cough cough* *Wheeeeze...* HOOooo better lay off the evil laughing for a while... not good for voice box!)




Xewleer, is this you? How much sugar have you had today?




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