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A Mercenary

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A Mercenary

 

 

 

Violence for profit

 

That was a mercenary

 

The job was simple

 

 

 

One strike on a man

 

No regrets and no remorse

 

That was how they lived

 

 

 

The angry mourners

 

Stricken with a bad kebab

 

They needed revenge

 

 

 

A guard was assigned

 

The target was all too weak

 

The wise old man's fault

 

 

 

This guard had set out

 

Vengeance on spoiled kebabs

 

Their tainted glory

 

 

 

A knock on the door

 

"Who is it?" He answered

 

A crossbow at aim

 

 

 

The shot was fired

 

The old man fell to the ground

 

his job was finished

 

 

 

The man then stood up

 

A small box protected him

 

The mourner walked off

 

 

 

"Well he had good aim"

 

Said the man with a smile

 

"Here, have a kebab"

 

 

 

Also available in video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssszbPiT1s8

fun, I enjoyed it. (A little >) Video wasn't bad either. I'll be back from the Mp3...

 

 

 

(Heh heh heh... Xewleer waltzes down the aisles of his shadier laptop apps and picks one up. Soon... the music from the youtube video SHALL BE MINE!!! GRAH! HA HA HA HA! *cough cough* *Wheeeeze...* HOOooo better lay off the evil laughing for a while... not good for voice box!)

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I'll show you how terrifying a true Christian can be!

It's Xewleer: ZEW le ar, got it memorized?

Hermit of the Varrock Library and its proud guard.

fun, I enjoyed it. (A little >) Video was bad either. I'll be back from the Mp3...

 

 

 

(Heh heh heh... Xewleer waltzes down the aisles of his shadier laptop apps and picks one up. Soon... the music from the youtube video SHALL BE MINE!!! GRAH! HA HA HA HA! *cough cough* *Wheeeeze...* HOOooo better lay off the evil laughing for a while... not good for voice box!)

 

 

 

Xewleer, is this you? How much sugar have you had today?

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