About five months ago I was in a car with some of my friends. We pulled up to a stop light and I had noticed that there was a man starring at me in the car beside me. He made me feel very uncomfortable, So, to make him uncomfortable back I'll flashed my less then impressive penis. This man called the cops on me, and today I had court. I was facing 60 days in Juvenile Courts and 10 years on the sex offenders list. But, instead it was changed to an assault, and I am going to get 6 months probation!!! Isn't this great! Please post if you support this great charge.

Honestly, for flashing your not so impressive penis at a COMPLETE stranger, you deserve more than your original punishment. What the hell are you, a pornstar?

I don't know if you understand my original punishment. 10 years on the sex offenders list means i loose out on 100,000 dollars or more. It also means I would have to move, seeing as i live to close to a school. So, selling the house quickly we would loose 10 thousand dollars. It would be like paying a 110 thousand dollar fine, and being in Juevee for 60 days.

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