No 321! I AM your father!

 

And I loved your last porno by the way, very emotional.

Really even the part with the reverse monkey-spider position?

 

And NO! You never loved me!

I've always loved you! My love for you is what made me put you into that dumpster oh so many years ago...

 

And yeah, the reverse monkey-spider was good, but what I really loved was the turd-smack flying albatross.

Well Goon, it's official; you're a horrible father.

 

On another note, I'm writing a story. I have a vague feeling you're all going to be like "WTF?" when I'm done.

But what about MOM! You never even let me see her.

 

I never knew you were such a big fan. Did you ever seem Two [bleep]s One Pup? Its the one where I'm in the dog outfit.

Your mother? YOUR MOTHER? The reason you've never met your mother is because you have no mother! All it took to make you was me, a jar, and a space heater.

 

Nah, I haven't seen the dog outfit one. Or maybe I have... is that the one with you in the dog suit and the guy in the cat suit up on the space station?

No that one was Frisky Furries.

 

And growing up your girlfriends were awful! The ones that weren't raging alcoholics tried to use me as a drug mule! The one tried to sell me as a sex slave.... to YOU! And you almost didn't recognize me!

I thought you liked being a drug mule! And hey, the sex slave thing was not my fault, how was I supposed to know it was you under neath all that leather?

 

Oh, right Frisky Furries, that's gotta be one of my favorites.

Alright, you have parent issues 321. We get it.

 

Take it to pm guys. :shame:

@Who

If someone else submitted something worth going off of then this wouldn't be happening. Want it to end? Bring something up.

 

You should have know it was me under the leather because I'm your son!

Who's right!

 

How was I supposed to put up with you all the time with your PMS'ing? It was practically everyday!

Jessie is friend, yeah I know he's been a good friend of mine

But lately somethings changed

It aint hard to define

Jessie's got himself a girl and I wanna make her mine

 

Why the hell is that song so damn catchy?

And shes watching him with those eyes

And shes lovin him with that body, I just know it

And hes holding her in his arms late, late at night

 

It's not. :razz:

 

 

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LOUD NOISES!!!!

K, good.

 

Headed to bed now.

You know I wish that I had Jessie's girl

I wish that I had Jessie's girl

Where can I find another woman like that

And yes it is.

NOOOOO. IT's 9 o'clock AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGRAGE.

really? 9?

 

We should probably rock down to electric avenue.

Down in the street there is violence

And a lots of work to be done

No place to hang out the washing

(And then he says something about the) sun

Oh no we gonna rock down to electric avenue

And then we'll take it higher

Oh we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue

And then we'll take it higher

I gotta get a shower but.

 

I think as it pertains to music I was born in the wrong era I love stuff from the 80's. Thats like the only Michael Jackson stuff I like, i like Electric Avenue, the Rick Roll song, and tho I'm not 100% sure I'm pretty sure all the Billy Joel I like is 80's maybe Phil Collins too.

To each his own I suppose. :thumbup:

 

But you're right, stuff like Electric Avenue is fun to listen to.