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Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year.

And every year Morris would say,

'Esther,I'd like to ride in that helicopter.'

 

Esther always replied,

'I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars,and fifty dollars is fifty dollars!'

 

One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said,

'Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.'

 

To this, Esther replied,

'Morris that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.'

 

The pilot overheard the couple and said,

 

'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny! '

 

'But if you say one word it's fifty dollars.'

 

Morris and Esther agreed and up they went.

 

The pilot did all kinds of fancy manoeuvres, but not a word was heard.

 

He did his daredevil tricks over and over again...

 

But still not a word.

 

When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said,

'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't.

I'm impressed!'

 

Morris replied,

'Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Esther fell out,

But you know, fifty dollars is fifty dollars!

 

 

 

 

Meh :/

 

3.2/5

Heh heh heh

I am typing

The tears are like madd freaky yo dawg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3k50IfMbS8&feature=related

Silly panda

As you can see that was my old band.

 

we called ourselves Jurassic Rock

 

unfortunately T. Ranny and Stego Man got in a bit of a scuffle and we all decided it would be best to split up.... I can show you guys a cover of one of our songs tho.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uz-p9VqaSok&feature=related

I would like to see the panda slip and the wooden stake glide deep inside its rectum.

:blink:

 

Btw: here's the cover I talked about.

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONnIjTQ_YK0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLLdJfIWNqM&feature=related

http://thecreatorsproject.com/creators/hojun-song

 

I love this stuff :P

capybara are haters, and posers, everyone knows that Nessy is the only legit one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wScg0_2Y_U&feature=related

Serious tiem:

 

I wanna do a double major in psychology and electrical engineering. I have no idea what career (if any) utilizes both of those :???: Can y'think of any? :/

Um, that's an odd pair. I can't think of anything that would use both. :blink:

@abc

 

Idk if you have me blocked but, maybe you could work on engineering medical equipment? There is so much we don't know about the brain and with technology being what it is these day I imagine that's what we are going to learn with. Right now they have machines that sense activity in areas of the brain to read emotion or reaction, maybe you could make one that affects the brain for numbing/ calming effects, theres a whole slew of things I can't think of right now.

 

Also I watched that thing about the South Korea guy, I admire his ingenuity but have to shake my head in pity at his nativity. He hasn't gotten a response from Russia? I'm sorry dude u prob never will. That nice saying stuff machine? I'm sorry but I'd love to see a bomb dropped near it.

^That's something to look into, though you'd need some kind of medical or anatomical degree to work the brain.

 

And what's up with all of the blocking in FG lately? Can't we all just get along? O:)

Medical equipment really isn't all that complex... Besides, it's really more of a mechanical thing anyways :/ I don't really think that I need more than brain anatomy 101 or something for the psych degree anyways :/

 

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fixed teh thing

 

also idk why anyone who blocked me did rlly, i wasn't even trolling very hard at the time....

 

Anyway staying serious

 

N Korea has severed all ties with SK (i hope you can figure that out) and Kim Jong Il has sort of put the military on standby. I sense a [cabbage]storm. I just don't know what the world will do about it. I think China has too much to lose if they back NK personally. Though I think within probably the first week if not day casualties will exceed the War on Terror because NK has artillery trained of Seoul 24/7 and apparently some of the shells have a lot worse things than explosives in them.