Tesset Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 You let ninjas into my house! I had to pay pirates to rid myself of them! It's not cheap to pay for pirates! You know how much rum I had to buy? And then the took my gold and left the rum! I could swim in the stuff, that's how much I have! @Halo's edit: What? My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 @Tyler: well where the hell else am I going to park this Balloon? You know what I have to do to make sure the FAA doesn't catch me? And yes, it is very beautiful here.And: actually no, its a special potion made from a friend back in Guam, to change Death back from a watermelon to a regular human mortal. Completely unrelated, but my grandpa worked as an airplane technician on Guam during WWII.Hint hint.So, wait, Halo's grandpa is Death's son's brother's sex slave? WHAAAAAAAAAA?My son's brother would still be my son. Edit: Scratch that, I forgot to compensate for divorce/death/illegitimacy and such. Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 @Tyler: well where the hell else am I going to park this Balloon? You know what I have to do to make sure the FAA doesn't catch me? And yes, it is very beautiful here.And: actually no, its a special potion made from a friend back in Guam, to change Death back from a watermelon to a regular human mortal. Completely unrelated, but my grandpa worked as an airplane technician on Guam during WWII.Hint hint.So, wait, Halo's grandpa is Death's son's brother's sex slave? WHAAAAAAAAAA?My son's brother would still be my son. Edit: Scratch that, I forgot to compensate for divorce and such.Actually, your son's brother is Goon's imaginary friend. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 You let ninjas into my house! I had to pay pirates to rid myself of them! It's not cheap to pay for pirates! You know how much rum I had to buy? And then the took my gold and left the rum! I could swim in the stuff, that's how much I have! @Halo's edit: What?And I guess the window, the haunting when I was in purgatory, the trolling.Hmmm.I guess at times like these, our capacity to retaliate must be massive to deter all forms of aggression.[hide]Yes JFK quote, but it is rather fitting to this situation.[/hide] "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 @Tyler: well where the hell else am I going to park this Balloon? You know what I have to do to make sure the FAA doesn't catch me? And yes, it is very beautiful here.And: actually no, its a special potion made from a friend back in Guam, to change Death back from a watermelon to a regular human mortal. Completely unrelated, but my grandpa worked as an airplane technician on Guam during WWII.Hint hint.So, wait, Halo's grandpa is Death's son's brother's sex slave? WHAAAAAAAAAA?My son's brother would still be my son. Edit: Scratch that, I forgot to compensate for divorce and such.Actually, your son's brother is Goon's imaginary friend. Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 :arrow: YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 Guys I have an idea.*goes in hot air balloon* "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 Halo has offered no denial of my conjecture, therefore it is the truth. Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 The state of Nebraska has just declared war on the state of Maine! That's right ladies and gentlemen, war! A Nebraskan had this to say about the declaration: "Yeah, Maine's been a pain in the ass for a while. But the big thing is that they're hiding Halo2promania. We're taking them out." Maine has declined to comment, and denied rumors of amassing an army of ninjas in secret. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 The state of Nebraska has just declared war on the state of Maine! That's right ladies and gentlemen, war! A Nebraskan had this to say about the declaration: "Yeah, Maine's been a pain in the ass for a while. But the big thing is that they're hiding Halo2promania. We're taking them out." Maine has declined to comment, and denied rumors of amassing an army of ninjas in secret.Meanwhile in Connecticut: Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 The state of Nebraska has just declared war on the state of Maine! That's right ladies and gentlemen, war! A Nebraskan had this to say about the declaration: "Yeah, Maine's been a pain in the ass for a while. But the big thing is that they're hiding Halo2promania. We're taking them out." Maine has declined to comment, and denied rumors of amassing an army of ninjas in secret. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 WHERE THE [bleep] IS GOON! HE NEEDS TO BE MY GENERAL! My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 WHERE THE [bleep] IS GOON! HE NEEDS TO BE MY GENERAL!Heh..Hmm...Hehehe.... "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 The state of Nebraska has just declared war on the state of Maine! That's right ladies and gentlemen, war! A Nebraskan had this to say about the declaration: "Yeah, Maine's been a pain in the ass for a while. But the big thing is that they're hiding Halo2promania. We're taking them out." Maine has declined to comment, and denied rumors of amassing an army of ninjas in secret. Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 MEN! FIRE THE CORN CANNONS! WE'LL DESTROY THOSE MAINIANS IF WE DIE DOING IT! CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 WAAAAAAAAAAAIT!Do you want to harm my precious hostage Goonstalf? "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 Goon's not my hostage...I drafted him... Also:CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 WAAAAAAAAAAAIT!Do you want to harm my precious hostage Goonstalf? Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 O [cabbage], your hostage? Well, this doesn't really change anything. I merely wish to get into Halo2promania. And destroy it. Charge! My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 Goon's not my hostage...I drafted him... Also:CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!Cough coughMy* Let me explain:Ahem.Future Halo knew of this war would erupt and lose pretty badly, because lets face it, Tyler would totally kick my ass in real life. With this information, defeated future Halo travels back to past Guam, where there I told Death's grandfather to remind me to go into the past to kidnap Goon for said war.Which I did, also future Halo reminded me to tip off both State Governments of a Nebraskan Militia gone rouge and had hostile intentions towards the United States of America.Timey wimey wibbly wobbly...Stuff. Check and mate, brother. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 Ah! But I bet you never counted on McCain becoming president! My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 O [cabbage], your hostage? Well, this doesn't really change anything. I merely wish to get into Halo2promania. And destroy it. Charge! You're looking at upwards of 2000 miles. You might want to consider a better mode of transportation. Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 Ah! But I bet you never counted on McCain becoming president!I made for damn sure that he didn't. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 THAT WAS YOUR PROBLEM! AS WE SPEAK, MCCAIN HAS ENTERED INTO THE PRESIDENT'S OFFICE, AND IS SIGNING A BILL! ONE THAT WILL DESTROY MAINE FOREVER! CHARRGEE! My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 And with that I must be off. Please keep this up. Please... Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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