Tesset Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 So, I've got this inn I've built on Minecraft, right? Yeah, it's got this big beer thing on top of it, so it basically doubles as a bar. So, I'm hanging out there, working on it through the night. I go to bed about halfway through, and wake up. Realize I need a new axe. Head to the door to go to my castle, and there's a creeper. Right there. He's just like, "Herp derp, I'm in the doorway. Can't see you, but don't go to the door or I'll blow up anyway." He won't move. So I go to the rooms, and go to get out that way. Staring in the window - a creeper. In fact, there's another by the other window. I go to the other room - same thing. So I'm trapped in the inn by basically a zombie apocalypse of creepers. Don't have a bow or a sword, so I can't kill them easily. I'm just like, "This is a lot like Sean of the Dead. Or every other zombie movie ever. Wow." I eventually lured one of the creepers around and made it out by punching a hole in the wall. But damn. So that happened last night. Tonight I went back.* Exact same [bleep]ing scenario. Except this time I picked up my diamond sword and my bow and arrows. I ended up killing about 7 creepers. *Minecraft nights. tl;dr: Zombie apocalypse in minecraft, complete with being trapped in an inn. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 It's Shaun of the Dead you ass. Also, I'm having 800-700 ping in TF2 when I usually have 40-60 Ping.I blame Tyler for this. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 It's Shaun of the Dead you ass.I'm sorry that every Sean I've ever met has been spelled that way. And that's more than just the two /FG/ers. Also, I'm having 800-700 ping in TF2 when I usually have 40-60 Ping.I blame Tyler for this.Isn't that good? My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 It's a lot like golf, Tyler. The lower score, or ping, the better. If you have really high ping, you lag a lot and your performance goes waaay down. Rather when you have a very low ping, you have no lag with great performance. When I say performance I'm talking about video frame rate, audio, and all that good stuff. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Oh. Well I've been doing it wrong for a long time. Jk, I've never had any control over my ping. Yay for crappy internet! My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Jk, I've never had any control over my ping. Yay for crappy internet! "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Well, I just restarted the router. Let's see if it's better now. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 HUZZZAH! I have fixed my ping problem.Also Tyler, in regards to your Pub/Inn, pics or it didn't happen. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 I didn't take pics of me being surrounded by creepers...>.> I was busy trying to not die. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 I didn't mean of that specific moment, just of the Inn. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Oh, gotcha. One sec. I'll take pics of a few of my rather mediocre things too. Edit: Wait, where do minecraft pictures even save to? My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Just Prnt Scrn it. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Oh, found 'em. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Sorry, my internet sucks. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 You're a smart kid, figure out a way to harness the power of corn to make your internet run faster. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 [hide]My home base castle. I'm not very happy with it, but I've got some other stuff to use cobblestone on first. Mostly the giant wall around the kingdom.Inside the first level of the dungeon. All my normal stuff, i.e. tools and blocks. I want to widen this out a couple, but I haven't gotten the chance. Plus I'd have to redo the moat.Second level. All my valuables, i.e. iron, gold, diamond, and lapis lazuli. Notice all the blocks. It's locked by a passcode lock on an iron door. Oh yeah.Distance shot of the north inn.Close up on the front.Inside.There's a south inn, but it's a the poorer of the two, so it kinda sucks. Cramped and dark, with a dirt floor. Creeper rug. There's a skeleton spawner right under it, which is set up to automatically kill the skeles. Infinite arrows and bones, basicallyThe mob killing machine itself.The smithy. Not much special here yet, as I'm not finished with it yet. It's got the beginnings of a shop system, but I have to rework it. Which means rewiring everything, and that's pretty meh.North mansion. Has an inner house which leads to the strip mines, where I've been getting my cobblestone, as well as diamond and redstone and stuff like that. There's also a few random houses scattered around. Peasant houses, to go with the theme of a medieval kingdom. They're just wooden houses, mostly by mines that I was working at. I build them as I need them.[/hide] Note that pretty much everything here is a work in progress. About the only thing that's done in the North inn. Everything's legitimately built, but I used Single Player Commands to get around to take pictures. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Cool beans.Hey, what's that texture pack? "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Yup. Now I'm back to working on making a clock, that way I can have shops that have store hours. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Hey, what's that texture pack? "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Glimmar's Steampunk. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Thanks. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 What's the beer sprite based off of? YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 His alcoholic disorder. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 I drew it myself. This was my reference: My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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