Ceilingfan Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 I just watched the Spiderman moviefilm (the one with Martin Laurence) and I was just wondering if anyone could help me. I know the Spiderman moviefilm was inspired by other fictional things such as The Beatles, The Beatle and other homosexual bands, but I was just wondering if I could do the things that Martin Sheene did in this movie. Because I know spiders exist, and whenever I try to get bitten by them I always squeeze them too hard when I'm trying to make them mad so they just cry and are too apathetic to even bite me. Anyways, the actual biting is the least of my worries because what I really want to do is to get the Spiderpowers. I know that most people in the United States don't even know how to shot web themselves, but I think this thread may have some people that aren't from the United States of the Obaman American (socialist-fascist, Lol jk, but really do need to get Obama to be not in the office anymore, we need our politicians fighting our wars for us, not having some young marine do the dirty work while we sip cigars behind a curtain as our own wealth grows up to our ears in gold and while the marine has to dig through threnches and doesn't even have cigars to sip.) But REALLY, what to do? I know superpowers are rare to come by, and most people who do have them are just lucky enough to be born with them, but I think I got what it takes to be spiderman. I would shoot all the bad guys with my web and stop them in their tracks. They would look back at me, struggling to get out of my web's hysterical adhesiveness and I would look down at them and smile because I trapped them. I would be like, "k", they would be like "omg, pls spideryman, please don't do this, I have a family, I just was robbing the banks for my child's tuition" and I would be like, "well, you should have sent them to a school that cost less! Mwha-hahahah". But yeah, ples help. I need to shot web rly bad cause I would make succhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh a better spiderman than Martina Mcbride.plspls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lionheart_0 Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 You brought that meme to a new low. Also, please don't troll the forums. Locked. Sig by IkuraiYour Guide to Posting! Behave or I will send my Moose mounted Beaver launchers at you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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