THE ALL NEW SPACE COWS CHRONICLES!!!z0MG!!!

[kaibani]

OK...this is a serious story about a...bah..you read for yourself.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Space Cows Chronicles

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Part I

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

it was a rainy saturday. yup, the rain and -55 degrees celcius was making me

 

 

 

cry. that's not the point though. what was despicable about the day was that

 

 

 

the cows were making an unusual noise. a terrifying moo that crept through

 

 

 

your heart like a snow storm. yes, it was space cows day. a day where the

 

 

 

parallel universe fall within our plane of time, fusing themselves with the

 

 

 

cows. I was only going through my daily routine to milk the cows, until i

 

 

 

had finally realized this...yet, it was too late. the cows turned on me, and

 

 

 

ate me alive. but pain was not what i felt...no...it was different...so

 

 

 

memzmerizing...so hypnotizing...a feeling so dreadful i'd rather die than

 

 

 

live through it. despite all this, i made it through, and travelled between

 

 

 

the universes. I didn't realize for a second that i wasn't in the cow fields

 

 

 

milking the cows, but i was lying on the exact field, about to milk the

 

 

 

cows. no...that's not it...i was the cow...about to be turned into bacon. I

 

 

 

tried to think, but something was wrong. I couldn't think. my brain was

 

 

 

reduced to the capabilities of a cow. I screamed like a frightened little

 

 

 

girl, i yelled like hobo about to be arrested, I was too old to die...no...i

 

 

 

can't disappear like this...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Part II

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

was it 5 hours? or was it 5 days? I don't know anymore...i don't know...i

 

 

 

just don't know dammit! So frustrating...why am i here? What am i doing

 

 

 

here?! will no one answer my questions?...

 

 

 

*****

 

 

 

I followed the other cows around, i acted like a cow...i was a cow. The

 

 

 

longer i stayed in this pitiful vessel, the more of it i become. There must

 

 

 

be some way out of here...but how?! just find the way i came from? yea, and

 

 

 

i don't even know that. Wait, what's that? it can't be...my eyes don't

 

 

 

decieve me, but...why...I see my former self...what the hell is going on

 

 

 

here!? He was walking towards me...with a knife...what am i to do? my

 

 

 

instinct...it tells me to run...RUN!!!! i raced across the fields in my fat

 

 

 

meaty body, barely able to reach 5 miles an hour. He was catching up to

 

 

 

me...no...i must...i must live until i find my answers! without paying much

 

 

 

attention to what was ahead, i accidently fell into the abyss of the river.

 

 

 

I saw nothing since that fall, and all i felt...was the cold blankets of the

 

 

 

river...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Part III

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

For a moment i stirred...no sunlight filled my eyes, instead, i saw what

 

 

 

seemed to be a forest. A forest of illusion...yes...it was trying to decieve

 

 

 

me wasn't it...just because i can no longer think like the most advanced

 

 

 

species on earth...i...what was that? Something was watching me...something

 

 

 

with large black eyes that shined like a pearl...i despised that look, that

 

 

 

look of suspicion...I could no longer stand it, so i charged at the animal,

 

 

 

and sent it back to where it belonged. i mooed with satisfaction. it was

 

 

 

then i realized, that that was the first time here i actually felt good.

 

 

 

yes...it seemed that my duty here was to cause terror, take over the world!

 

 

 

i mooed an evil moo, so evil, that the forest stopped chirping, and no

 

 

 

animal disturbed the soil. I vowed, that from this day on, i will cause

 

 

 

discomfort and fear to all things i despise...everything. I desipised

 

 

 

everything...everything that was having the time of their lives in their own

 

 

 

bodies...while i'm stuck in this pathetic son of a mammel.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Part IV

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fool. How careless of that hiker. For only a moment, he turned his back, and that was the last time he'll ever turn around and face away from his death. I looked over the ledge, and watched as the hiker twirled and screamed. Heh, there's no point in doing such things when you're sent on a one way path to hell. What's this?....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It seems as though i was catching up to the hiker. Well, looks like i was careless myself. The face of the hiker grew more clearer as i approached him steadily. No...i must be hallucinating. It can't be...he's...me...i....he's....GOD DAMMIT I JUST KILLED MYSELF!?!?! This feeling...it's as though...i want to kill myself...no...i want to kill....THAT PATHETIC COW IN MY FRIGGIN BODY!!!! DIE YOU HUNK OF USELESS TRASH!!!!... it's all over...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"hey...you gonna wake up anytime soon?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wha...? I looked at my boss. i looked at myself. fingers?...hands?...my own body? I was back in my own body! Words could not describe how overjoyed i was. It was the happiest moment of my life. Ha ha....haha....hahahahaheheheheheeewhuaahahaha!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"oy! you ok man? you've been out cold for the past half hour!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That look...he seems so joyed...like he never had to experience what i had to go through...despise....hatred....fear....anger....blood....I looked up at him and smiled.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"hey, whatcha' so happy about?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Oh, i'm happy alright...but it's a shame you will never be able to have that feeling again.....ever."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Part V

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I threw him over the cliff of which i had once fallen down. Now that that's taken care of...i guess i'll wash up, as these stains would give me away. I started towards the barn, until some sound crept up my spine. It froze me, as if i was binded by a spell. That sound...i've heard it before...i made it before....i....i hate that sound. i hate it. i despise it. the sound ringed in my head, as i fell onto my knees. GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HEAD DAMMIT!!!! I couldn't take it anymore. i picked up my knife, and slaughtered the entire field. ahhh.....better. Hmmm, that was actually quite fun....i want to kill more of them...give me more...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(4 months later...)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*wind howling* I sat on the rocking chair inside the old shack i found, slowly rocking back and fourth as i rubbed my knife with an old cloth. *small calf mooes a scared moo*. Heheheheh....don't worry little cow...you'll be able to see your parents soon enough...after i'm done cleaning my little helper here. What's this? You don't want to wait anymore? ok ok...since your still young, maybe i'll give you a lil bargain...*knife piercing, and blood splattering*. Hopeless fool...as long as i'm alive...none of you cows will ever live your pathetic lives in peace again...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Part VI

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I walked down the snowy streets, and passed a TV shop. I stopped as I listened in on the news.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Reports have made that a "cow maniac killer" is on the loose. Leaving not a single of cows, this killer is armed and highly skilled in silent assasaining. One thing that is still uncertain by the cops though, is why did he not kill anything else but the cows? There are still many unanswered questions, so-"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Heh. Looks like i'm famous now eh? And to think ive only wiped out 6 smal fields so far... I started walking again.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"HEY! GET BACK HERE PUNK!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I tripped the cloaked figure and watched as he fell and looked up behind...WHA-...WHAT THE H-HELL IS THIS?!??! For the first time in four months, did the feeling of fear cover my mind. I know what i saw. i didn't want to believe what i saw. That face...no..t..that thing...I....i felt the floor hit my face as my body gave in. The last thing i heard was a sound that wasn't either human or a cow....it was a demented and horrifying voice that stabbed my heart...it was...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Updated: PART 4-6 UP FINALLY!!!! ENJOY :)

[dragoncmd]

... Are you seeing a psychiatrist?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That was so strange I'm not even going to give you any ideas.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

keep on going.

[kaibani]

lol...i told you. It's a serious story of umm....nah i won't spoil it for the kids. part 4 is coming out sometime soon when i get inspiration from my labtop.

[dragoncmd]

well I'm waiting and I hope your laptop is very inspiring :wink:.

[kaibani]

ok i havent got much the time to think about it but here is a sentence or two i started hope it keeps you in suspense.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Part IV

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fool. How careless of that hiker. For only a moment, he turned his back, and

 

 

 

that was the last time he'll ever turn around and face away from his death...(to be continued)

[dragoncmd]

:shock: oooo... suspense ...oooo :shock:

[kaibani]

w00t sorry for the wait but part 4-6 is finally up!!! some scenes may be disturbing, so watch out. :wink: