So, I planted all my best fruit trees, normal trees, and a calquat before BXPW. Haven't logged in in over a week. What's the quickest way to check health for all of my trees? (I used every fruit tree patch, normal tree patch, and the calquat patch)

I don't think theres a singular overall best route, since the order is largely interchangeable; but anyway:

 

These can be in any order you like:

Varrock tab for varrock tree

Fally tab for fally tree

Lumby tab for lumby tree

taverly tab for taverly tree

Cathurby teleport for cathurby tree*

Brimhaven tab for brimhaven tree*

lleyta crystal for lleyta

witchdoctor mask/juju bag for herblore habitat

tai bwo wanni scroll for Calquat

 

Then for necessary groupings:

If you have a spirit tree in brimhaven once you do brimhaven tree.

Spirit tree to stronghold for both patches, then glider to tree gnome village for fruit tree.

 

If you don't have a spirit tree at brimhaven but do at Sarim same as above but cabbage port to the tree.

 

If you don't have spirit tree at all:

Run to glider from cathurby, glider straight to village for tree, glider bk again THEN climb down to get the two in stronghold.

 

Optional variants:

Normal log on balloon in gnome stronghold is an option for taverly, thou i think its marginally slower)

Brimhaven tab can also serve for calquat

Cammy tab if you don;t have lunars covers cathurby

 

Aside from tht route it however u want since most r 1 tele per patch the order doesn't especiall matter. Thou obvious landing at lumby,fally,varrock or lleyta for a bank at end of run is handy.