Erinwolfrus Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 "Obscene is the dong!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scruffy5389 Posted October 3, 2004 Share Posted October 3, 2004 run out of "-ongs?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NessTheHero Posted October 4, 2004 Share Posted October 4, 2004 But can you feel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric_the_Guy Posted October 17, 2004 Share Posted October 17, 2004 i decided to amend it because it got repeated sumwhere along the way, anyway heres my contribution:       And so it begins.    A future with sins.    But there's life within    the empty promisses of    the old broken bin    chocolate flavoured hobnobs falling    sweet, loving voices calling    the echo of noobs, begging and balling    and little babies crawling    and people simply drawing...    and i come out.    from said to shout    and shout to pout    I called to dad    cursed him out.    Without no doubt    Until I seek sight    By the gentle moonlight    Where all seemed right    But yet, still quite    Purple short people running    out of my dreams    and into my life    all making the world    Life beautiful with love    but something is wrong    In the eternal song    Something with ping pong    It might have been you    have something to chew.    For what is not    A dream I forgot    A crying little robot    Captive of insidious plot    Beneath the dreaded spot    Cows in a feedlot    More often than not    heck became too hot    and became a dot    and now a knot    that won't be untied    From my heart comes    The secret I lied    That my aunt died    I will not hide    my brain is fried    don't stop with this    oops I gotta p*ss    I want to kiss    The person I miss    I know it's his    Her name is liz    Because she is bliss    Loving someone feels nice    Just roll the dice    Get on with life    Search for a wife    Hopelessly drowned in strife    Choking on a knife    His scourging was rife    By taking a life    Oh no, what has he done?    Swallowed a caramel bun    With rays like sun    The journey has begun!    The days go bye    Please do not cry    Live with the lie    Turn a blind eye    The question is: why    did jimi hendrix die?    Or was it fake    I'll bake him cake    Near the mystical lake    I'll cake him bake    Jimi's with Elvis now,    I just wonder how    Campbell's goal was disallowed    and beckham was fouled.    because of Colin Powel    and his muscular bowels    from the inside howls    I hear some owls    something rhymes with fowls    and all the cows    quagmire, thrice, grape, spouse    I built a house    Made o' 50 trouts    I think they smell    around the stone well    Life is a heck    ring like a bell    ding like a shell    I heard you yell    god, what's that smell?    is it the rot    or maybe some snot    i ate cooked lobs    their names were bob    they had no knob    until a big blob    drove on a hob    while havin' a sob    I felt pretty bad    but still pretty mad    the secret I had    made dave real sad    because of that ad    Hello there, nice lad    Have you seen my dad?    No, but congrats, grad!    The girl I love    looks like a dove.    Fascinated I currently am    and I am Sam    I weigh a gram!    I ate a lamb    it tasted like ham    I fought in Vietnam    While eating a TimTam    With some green eggs    They had short legs    looked like clothes pegs    the kind that begs    We give eachother tags    sometimes we even nag    but don't dare brag    and so it ends    The story that bends    and made us fat    like a scorched cat    Hit that scorched cat    magic in my hat    blind as a bat    who sees all but    the straw texture hut    shut and re-shut    It cannot be stopped    the axe that chopped    I got Doe-Whopped    truth that lies beyond    near the muddy pond    exactly like james bond    people are too fond    of a small wand    in the lost land    of grain and sand    where people get tanned    and players get banned    And all we demand   was peace on land   peace on our hands   and free items for   As life passes by.   i eat ur foot   while wearing my suit   around my fat waist   the turkey i baste   and i maked out with a dog   which is just wrong   an asian named fong   is wearing a thong   while eating a ding-dong.   singing a stupid song   watching cheech and chong   My shirt's brand, billabong...    i dont know this song   He banged the gong.   what the ****** blong    Said ching chang chong   "Obscene is the dong!"   run out of "-ongs?"   But can you feel?   that squidgy blue eel... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detahstr0ke Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 who watched ally mcbeal rsn=deathstr0ke / x xx 0 xx x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simonori Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 sweet loving caring summer (XD) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apocalyptimaniac Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 broke the flow, bummer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezlo_Minish Posted April 29, 2007 Share Posted April 29, 2007 save the thread, woot! my friend made http://www.freewebs.com/mouseavoider/ !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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