The great Runecrafter

[hungryblader]

Part one

 

 

 

Bob looked around at the nature rune temple. He was a master Runecrafter, the best RuneScape ever knew. He could create any rune, in the blink of an eye. But this was new.

 

He put his hand into his backpack and pulled out a large number of runes. He pulled out a single chip of rune essence. He used hundreds of water, fire, air, and nature runes with the altar. He also used a single peanut. There was a large flash of light. He flew backwards, landing hard on the ground. He stood back up, dazed. He walked back up to the altar. On it stood a lone Peanut Butter Rune. He picked it up. It felt no different than any other rune. He looked at it. There was a picture on it's face, of a jar. The large bottom part was brown, and the lid was light blue. He put it in his pocket. He was going to sell it. It would be worth millions, because it was one-of-a-kind.

 

He transported out of the temple, then used his magic skills to teleport directly to Varrok. As he walked into the square, ready to sell his new rune, he glanced at Zaff's shop. He got another idea. He bought a simple staff, then went to the bank, and picked up an uncharged orb. He found a secluded spot, where nobody would see, and used his rune with the staff. There was another flash of light. He realized he had just created a Peanut Butter Staff.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Part 2 coming soon on this forum thread.)

[hungryblader]

part 2

 

 

 

Bob looked up at his staff. It had a small, light brown orb at the top. It looked a lot like a staff of earth, but in the brown were swirls, and he saw what looked like chunks of peanuts. Amazing, he thought. He now held the magic of all things peanut butter in his hands. He went to his bank, and took out a sanwhich, which he had gotten from a lady he had met on the road. He opened it up, and looked at the contents. Ham & cheese. He decided to try his new staff. He looked down at the ham and cheese. He bagan to cast a spell on it, as if he was using alchemy. Suddenly, before his eyes, the ham & cheese instantly became peanut butter! He replaced the bread, then put the sanwhich in his mouth. It was one of the greatest foods he had ever tasted. The peanut butter was absolutely perfect. Extra creamy, just the way he liked it. He wondered what else [garden tool] could do.

 

He walked towards the rune shop. On the road stood an imp. He looked at it. He focused on it, raised his staff, and began to recite a spell, much like a missle spell. Then, between his hands, and large glob of hot peanut butter formed. It sped towards the helpless imp. The imp was struck head-on, and fell to the ground, dead. He walked over. Everything the imp dropped lay before him. He didn't want any of it. It was simply some ash, and a small ball of wool. It was all soaked in a puddle of peanut butter anyway. He wondered how powerful his new staff was. He decided to put it to the test.

 

He walked into the square. As passers-by looked at his staff, with the swirls and peanut chunks in the orb, they began to frantically ask to buy it. It was one-of-a-kind. He didn't want to part with it. He told them all to leave. They continued following him. He decided to try his power again.

 

He looked into the center of the crowd. He began to recited a powerful binding spell. Instead of simply binding the crowd where it stood, an enourmous wave of peanut butter engulfed them. They were unable to move inside the sticky mess. He knew that they would eventually climb out. But right now, he took advantage of this opportunity. He recited a teleportation spell, and a large flow of peanut butter carried him to Falador, far from the people who wanted to buy his staff. This new power was awesome. He could now use peanut butter for any sort of spell!

 

 

 

(art 3 coming soon on this forum thread)

[hungryblader]

Okay, that thing in part two, where, like, 3/4 of the story was underlines, was a BIG mistake. heh heh. so ignore that.

[ForsakenMage]

Okay, that thing in part two, where, like, 3/4 of the story was underlines, was a BIG mistake. heh heh. so ignore that.

Fixed it for you, although you may need to fix your formatting some. It's a bit hard to read. ;)

[hungryblader]

part 3

 

 

 

Bob landed in Falador. The floe of peanut butter quickly receded, and the ground was clean once again. Bob was amazed. His staff could do anything. He decided to go fight some other wizards. He walked south, to the field where the elemental wizards practiced. He began talking to them, showing his staff. They were offended. The elemental wizards practiced magic in their elements religously. They all converged on Bob, all casting spells at once. He began to cast a missle spell again, aiming at the air mage. It flew over, and the mage collapsed on the ground, covered in peanut butter. The fire mage cast a fire missle. He held up his staff, and the power of the peanut butter blocked it. Bob flew back, knocked on the ground. He launched another missle spell, and the fire mage blocked it with his staff. But, just as real peanut butter hardens with heat, so did his missle. The essence from the fire cooked the butter, and it hardened. It struck the fire mage, and he fell to the ground, unconscious. The other mages were struck with fear. They ran away. As the Mortifier glared at him, cursing under his breath, Bob walked away, proud of his staff. As Bob dissappeared past the horizon, he looked back. He saw the mages speaking with a man. The man had a staff. It featured a purple, gelatinous orb at the top.

[archimage_a]

Useing my superoir deductive powers, while maintaining my inferior spelling. I have been able to deduce that the other guy has in his possistion the staff of Jelly.

 

 

 

Nice story line,it nice to see a comedy that actually makes some sense.

 

 

 

Also I bring a message from Zaros("PLAY-SOUNDTRACK"=STATIC)

 

 

 

PUNY MORTAL, It is indeed I that posses the true STAFF OF THE CHEESE.

 

The power to destroy stuff using peanut butter is insignificant next to the power of MELTING CHEESE AT WILL.

 

I will smite thou UNHOLY WIELDER OF THE STAFF OF PEANUT BUTTER, AND THEN I SHALL COVER YOUR PEANUT BUTTERED REMAINS WITH TRUELY MELTED CHEESE.

 

 

 

(Disclaimer: This post may or may not reflex what Zaros, Archimage or any other Zarosens believe. Any smites that are as a result of this are purely co-instant.)

[Braves]

rly nice!

 

Haven't got readed yet :lol:

[hungryblader]

Bob was very proud. He had in his possesion the most powerful staff in RuneScape. Some Zarosens disagreed, saying that Zaros's staff of cheese was better, but what could melted cheese do? Peanut butter was almost as sticky. And, using its mighty power, Bob was the master of enchanting items so that they had a tendency to get stuck to the roof of one's mouth.

 

One day, as he was walking down the long path between Falador and the Barbarian village, he heard some commotion. "What is that spell?" he heard someone say. He hadn't cast any of his own. It must be someone else's unique spells. He turned around to see what it was. Just then, a hot, purple glob slammed into his chest. He flew back, and his back hurt where he landed.

 

He got up, and saw a man running toward him. The man had a very unique staff, with a purple jelly-like orb on the top. Bob quickly fired one of his own spells. The blob of hot peanut butter sailed toward his enemy, dazing him for a second. The man sprinted closer, and began to swing his staff. Bob blocked the blows. He stepped back just long enough to let loose another peanut butter missle. It hit the man head-on, knocking him off of the path. He got up and took cover behind a bush. Bob ran behind him. The man got up, and held his staff. A large purple tsunami appeared behind him. It crashed down. Bob was sucked under, and he struggled to get up. He waved his staff and yelled. A rushing flash flood of peanut butter engulfed his adversary. The mysterious man stood up, a look of rage and hatred in his eyes.

 

Both men sprinted toward each other. As they got ever closer, Bob stabbed his staff into the ground in front of him. He vaulted into the air, and swung his legs out in front of him. His feet slammed into the man's face. The man staggered back, then regained his balance. He swung his staff at Bob. Bob held out his own staff, and the two collided. The orbs on their staves made contact. Each combatant pushed with all his might against the other. They looked at their staves. The swirls of peanut butter in Bob's orb began to move. The Jelly in the man's orb shook like gelatin. Suddenly, there was a great flash of light. Both orbs exploded, spreading PB&J all over the ground. Both men gagged as the flood overtook them.

 

Bob struggled. He reached the surface in time to see the effects of the terrible explosion. Both sandwhich ingredients covered the ground. Where Bob was, there was mostly peanut butter, as opposed to the other man, who was engulfed in jelly. Wait? Where is the other guy? Bob thought. He looked around. He finally realized what had happened.

 

The peanut butter spread more easily than the jelly, like it always does. The jelly hardly spread at all, so it collected at one point in a deep, messy blob. The peanut butter, since it was spread more evenly, was not so deep, so Bob could climb out. The other man was not so fortunate.

 

 

 

Bob looked at his staff. The shattered remains of his orb hung on the end. His staff was destroyed. He didn't have the money or the recources to get the runes to make another, so he walked off, deciding what staff to build next.....

[archimage_a]

Hehe great short story, It is nice to take a step outside of the RS world of rules sometimes, and its also nice to see a funny short story.

 

 

 

Zaros also comments ("PLAY-SOUNDTRACK"=STATIC)

 

 

 

PUNY MORTAL, The balance of power has been restored. As such I, Zaros, have chosen to give you a design for a potion of melting stuff. BUT PUNY MORTAL, you peanut powers are, and never were anywhere near the power of CHEESE. The MELTED CHEESE Sticks to something and then forms a greasey blob which I, Zaros, can then set alight with my staff. The PUNY MORTAL inside is turned into CHEESE and more PUNY MORTALS are drawn into to be turned into CHEESE. Also the power of Peanut's is peanuts compared to THE STAFF OF MELTING CHEESE

 

 

 

(Disclaimer: This post may or may not reflex what Zaros, Archimage or any other Zarosens believe. Any smites that are as a result of this are purely co-instant.)

[Necromanc888]

Very funny and original.