June 19, 200620 yr There once was a king so noble and smart, though he had a funny name funnier than Wart or Tart. He liked to drink beer, Oh Dear! One day he got drunk his brain started to turn to a gunk! So he thunk and thunk, until he again got drunk. His son Prince Gunk saw his that his father was drunk and decided to do something about that! Well Prince Gunk was a great warrior. His sword was feared and so was his rear! He wanted to put his father out of his misery. They lived in the underground cities of Flatuance and Rearendra neigbored by Mypeneus and Scarygragofthe. I know they are funny names. Well Gunk went to his father King Wedge Eee's room. He took out his sword and thought that it will not be nessasary to dirty his blade. He then took out his belt and maurader mask and stated whipping his father. The belt was edged with shark teeth so the task was done fast. His father lay dead in his bed and reamained there for the rest of the night. Prince Gunks was arested the folowing day and his head was thrown to the Lumbridge swamps along with his body. If you own a zombie head guess who's head it is of? Prince Gunks, though even if the head tells you a false tale of being in an accident it only wants to cover its shameful past. The End........
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