The Varrock Fool And How He Slew A Dragon

I am what you might call the town fool. I throw people's apple pies in their faces. I pull up their undies while they are seeing their girlfriends and make them scream in agony. Even though by what I say you don't belive me to be a fool it was all changed when i slew a dragon.

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Chapter One

I live in a bustling city called Varrock. Many adventurers venture through it. People teleport there for it is a trade-center of our world called Gielenor. Many merchants travel there from afar, hoping to strike their riches. People called "noobs" and "newbs" go there to ask for guidance help around the world.

I am the local fool. As I am writing this there is a huge crowd behind me, begging for autographs and for me to give them pointers. If this were a month ago I would've said, "HAHAHAHA which one will i drop a pie on next?" Now I am different, for ever since i slew the dragon people look up to me and I dare not dissapoint them.

My father works as a miner in Falador, he has permission from the dwarves to use their mines. He was a great friend of the Imcando Dwarves, but they were wiped out by hobgoblins and dragons.

Every now and then a woman would walk up to me and ask who she should marry or ask to marry me. I always say that i am too young to marry although that is a lie i am 22 years old because of my previous behaviour people belive me when i say i am 17.

My father one day never came back from his mining trip. My friend Jeod brought me back his rune armor, for he would like me to have it. His body is buried near the goblin village in a large grave.

I later found out that Draconis Ywarthen the purple and gold dragon fried him. He took off his armor to rest for awhile then the dragon was right over him it used its dragonbreath and burned him, bones and all. I have proof if you want to see it, the breastplate of my rune platebody is charred.

The Draconis Ywarthen was terrorizing my city of Varrock. The adventurers charged 100 billion coins to slay the dragon, our city had nowhere near that amount of money. We were forced to let the dragon burn down the city, one good thing came from it, they discovered metals where the middle of the burnt part used to be. It is south-east of Varrock if you want to see it.

I was enraged! Even though I was a fool i was powerful enough to slay 5 lesser demons at once. i volunteered to slay the dragon, the townspeople knew of my strength, but they wondered, Will his foolishness be the end of him? My friends cared for me and didn't want me to die "You will get yourself killed," they said. I only laughed at them.

I trained my fishing on Karamja and soon i caught 300 million swordfish. I also sold 100 million of them to buy teleportation tablets. I did not know where the dragon had its lair but my adventure discovering it will have to wait...........