I have not completed every quest

 

Or bought a dragon axe

 

I haven't killed the kalphite queen

 

And my skills aren't near their max.

 

 

 

I haven't really done much in this game,

 

Ask, no, I haven't done that.

 

I have, however, bummed across Runescape,

 

With 5gp and a party hat.

 

 

 

I set off up the riverside,

 

Killed a chicken and ate it raw,

 

The farmer got mad so a gave him 1 gold

 

because I couldn't afford much more.

 

 

 

In one village every one loved me,

 

With the hat astride my head,

 

I seemed to get free armour,

 

And 14 proposals to wed.

 

 

 

I trekked across the desert,

 

And nearly died of thirst,

 

A great big queue of people followed,

 

to see who would get my hat first.

 

 

 

I once wandered into the wilderness once

 

And was killed 20 times thanks to lag

 

Luckily since I didn't have much

 

The 4gp and the hat remained in my bag.

 

 

 

I found my self in a castle once,

 

With warriors in blue and red,

 

I seemed to get asked what I was doing there

 

With the hat astride my head.

 

 

 

I payed a boy 2gp one day

 

When he saved me from a giant

 

He seemed very disapointed though

 

Almost damn defiant.

 

 

 

My remaining gold piece I lost

 

To a man who want fr33 stuff

 

Even though it was all I had besides the hat

 

He wailed that it wasn't enough

 

 

 

I've seen kingdoms of dwarves and elves,

 

But I don't do those things any more,

 

The party hat and the 5gp?

 

I found them both on the floor.

 

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Wrote this while fishing because I was bored. Hints and tips on how to improve would be appreciated.

Wow, that's an excellent poem. You really did a good job. =D> I loved the last line. It's almost satirical, did you mean it like that?