The evil cloud speaks again!

[Buckeyemange]

The Chaos elemental has once again enlightened us with his-her-its, err, odd speech. Below is the letter sent, and the response.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dwarves, please read this message about you. And dont get freaked out afterwards. Read carefully. Twice. I warn you:

 

 

 

Sunset shine! Sunset shine! But the dwarves couldnt bear to look!

 

 

 

Sunset set! Sunset set! And the dwarves reach their hand out and took a pickaxe!

 

 

 

Everythin's same in mine! Everythin's same in mine! The dwarves rushed forward for a scorpy!

 

 

 

War fills the mine! War fills the mine! It was loud and excitin' in the mine! The scorpies snip their claws! The dwarves' picks broke!

 

 

 

War fills the mine! War fills the mine! You no wats gonna happeeeeeeeen last! Some dwarfygot knocked out of their cave! Scorpies laugh horribe laughs!

 

 

 

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Oh sad endin' oh sad endin' the dwarf loose. The scorpy win. Ohhh, nextime, dwarf will win!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I said, do not get freaked out!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dwarf and scorpy poem by Scyther148

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well. I tried to take it to the dwarves, but it confused them. Apparently they arenÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t that musical unless itÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s about beer and gold. So, I took it to someone with a far greater appreciation of musicÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâæ and randomnessÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâæ

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Zippy Scyther148,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dress up big like a flappy bird, happy bird

 

 

 

Hunter strong when the ferrets herd, hereticÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s word

 

 

 

Flappy high with twelve willow branches, brillo lunches

 

 

 

Bandos down with hail of punches, pail of hunches

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Impy sheep new and shiny, sew and ninely

 

 

 

Curator taught but the kids are whiny, wilds not kindly

 

 

 

Izso easy to make troll king shiver, shoal thing river

 

 

 

Pick it up with the undead quiver, quintet liver

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sing the song for shantay claws, clumpy gores

 

 

 

Seasons pass for animal lores, magical chores

 

 

 

Penguin eyes are low and evil, crunchy weevil

 

 

 

Brutal way for shark retrieval, rather medieval

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Trawl along the ancient bed, suckerÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s head

 

 

 

Dwarf and scorp are almost dead... Almost dead.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Chaos E

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Any new clues hidden in here. I see....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1. "Sucker's head" and trawler, maybe the finding of remoras (sp?) which are the things that suck the sides of larger fish clean.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2. Dress up big like a flappy bird, happy bird, new quest, dressed like maybe a penguin?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

3. Penguin eyes are low and evil, crunchy weevil, more penguin

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

4. Impy sheep new and shiny, sew and ninely, sheep getting graphic update.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

5. Curator taught but the kids are whiny, wilds not kindly, the varrock museum is my only thought. Quest or update I guess...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

6. Izso easy to make troll king shiver, shoal thing river, new troll quest

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Any more? Sorry, I know this is an over-discussed, but I felt that I should spark more ideas.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lock if there is an existing thread. I could not find anything with the search button.

[Dalcyte]

my attention was mainly focused on this...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:shock: , lol

 

 

 

i see undead archers in

pick it up with the undead quiver

possibly,

seasons pass for animal lore

this means NO PET UPDATES.

[Buckeyemange]

my attention was mainly focused on this...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:shock: , lol

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ewwww, is that chaos dwarf wearing anything? :uhh:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yes, that was scary.