RS: A new history

[Fripplebubbylover]

This is my story of Runescape history, as you have never heard it before. A dedicated historian, I have separated the truth from the fiction. I am sure this is different than any other retelling of this tale.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It all began One Million years ago, when Zamorak was created. Believe it or not, it is true that evil came before anything else. The world as we know it was built from evil. Zamorak created swamps, dungeons and dark forests, and creatures as evil as him to roam them. But he was not happy with all this, so he built more and more. He created humans, who served him as sinister monks in his bloody temples, dragons, who would rule over all other evil creatures. He made deserts; so hot that almost nothing could live. He prided himself in these deserts, because as you may or may not know, deserts are very hard to make. But before long Zamorak got more and more and still more powerful until finally he had found his weakness. All his evil creatures were nice, but he needed companionship. So he created two brothers. He wanted these two to be as evil as him and so put forth much of his power into making them. But he put too much of his power into them, and instead of becoming super-evil, the spell backfired and he created one man who was completely good, and one who was an equal mix of the two. His power was depleted too. So the other two new men rose up and spread good across the land. They could not be rid of the dreadful things that Zamorak had created, because even after losing much of his power creating them, he was still as powerful as them and could prevent it. So instead they made new things. The made dwarves, and squirrels, and other friendly beasts. And they populated the globe with people. They made oceans and fish, forests filled with goodness, rivers, and other things. But many humans soon became adventurers, and specialized in killing animals and other people everywhere. But not all were bad. Some helped others in quests, or had non-combat skills like cooking or woodcutting. The adventurers seemed as if they would make the worldÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s downfall however. They ran through cities slaying men, women, dwarves, gnomes, barbarians, and anyone else unlucky enough to be found near them. SaridomanÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s dwarves and humans were killed. GuthixÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s barbarians and gnomes were killed. ZamorakÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s werewolves and dragons were killed. So, for the first time in history, all three brothers agreed on something. They combined their powers to make a spell more advanced than any thing that they could accomplish on their own, even though they were the most powerful beings. They made it so that when someone or something was killed, it would respawn in a few seconds. This made the populations of the creature permanent. But on accident, this also affected the adventurers. This made them permanent too. And that is how this world came to be.

[sephiroth_king]

:-k Hmmmm....Weeeeeeeeeeeellll....Not...Um, bad. Er, Jagex kinda created a history already, and Saradomin created the earth and stuff. Don't get me wrong, this is your story, just saying. Zamorak is basically "The Devil," So how did he create stuff? If he were the devil, he would be manipulating people. Still, though, not bad.

[Fripplebubbylover]

Yeah. it's all a bunch of lies really, I just wanted to make a story y'no?

[therealtermenator10]

Wow, that was a bunch of lies, but alteast they were entertaining lies, (quoted by Spok on the Simpsons, You should know archimage a) Anywhoo, I always pictured two way powerfull gods a man and women having three kids, Saradomin, Zammorak, and Guthix. And the three of them created Runescape, I dont know, I gotta check up on my RS history. Oh i just got an idea! Well before I go I actually sort of like this story, it was different. Good Job!

[archimage_a]

Actually it more:

 

 

 

These stories are lies.

 

 

 

But they are entertaining lies.

 

 

 

And in the end. Isn't that the real truth?

 

 

 

The answer is no...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anyway the important thing is not so much that it did happen, more that it could have happened. In truth we have no idea if the gods exist(Has anyone ever seen them?), if things happen how they say they did, or even the more basic are they actually as good or bad as they are made out to be?

 

 

 

The other important thing was that it was an alright story...I prefer my alterative history(I think its between pages 7-9 on the forum). Try to lenghen it and you will be fine.

[Xewleer]

I like mine better, called runescape and all that