Lol, what a noob.
By a high-level player
Wow, you're only 60 combat? Lol, what a noob.
Full rune? Lol, I bet you had to work for days just to get that. Did you make that money spinning flax or killing cows? Or did you stand around in Varrock square begging for gp because you're too lazy to get it yourself? Get some decent gear. Then maybe you won't be such a pathetic noob.
Lol, you aren't even ranked in half your stats? That's just sad. You clearly suck at this game. You should just quit now. Why don't you go back to Wii Sports? Noob.
Lol, what a nerd.
By a low-level player
Wow, you're 138 combat? Lol, what a nerd.
Full Bandos? Lol, I bet you think you're sooo amazing with your pixel money. Did you no-life for weeks to earn that? Or did you use a macro to kill green dragons for you because you're too lazy to play the game yourself? Get a life. Then maybe you won't be such a pathetic nerd.
Lol, you have how many skillcapes? That's just sad. You clearly play this game way too much. You should go outside sometime. Why don't you move out of your parents' basement? Nerd.