Invincible Forcefield my Ass!
By Blutters
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Is any explanation needed? Oh, well...
Bork, a big ork summoned by Zamorakian masters is accompanied by one such mage who employs a formerly invincible forcefield. No man or beast (summon) could tear at his traitorous flesh with their magic, ranged, or melee attacks, rendering him impervious to all challengers!
Until now! Dreadnips, the electronic walking sentries spat up by a far larger sentient robot fused to the base of the Dominion Tower once again prove disastorous to all manner of foe with their vague yet super effective combat style!
This was not as easy as I had thought it would be. Bork hits hella accurately, even through my bluttorial defenses, and the mage far more accurately, yet slower, when one does not have active Deflect Magic.
Thankfully, Dreadnips poison their victims, and quite often. This, combined with the fact that the Zamorak Mage has seemingly NO Defense under his forcefield allowed the Dreadnip to get in enough hits for me to survive long enough to watch my spiteful bastard of a comrade fall.
You see, hits on the mage count for allowing you to call forth a Dreadnip, but not for it to stay out for very long - the Dreadnip will mistakenly believe you are no longer in the battle. So at the start, I was attacking Bork with my immensely powerful fists to maintain my mechanical allies' zeal. I also killed Bork's minions so that they would no longer obstruct my view of my true target, the mage.
As you can see in this pristinely documented footage, though, I eventually became fatigued and had to trap the stupid oaf behind some rocks while I dealt with his moronic master. This was still acceptable, as Dreadnips could get at least 2 attacks in before self destructing from perceived foreveraloneness, and the clod was nearly dead from poison anyway.
When the mage finally did die, I turned my sights to Bork, finishing him off. But, unsurprisingly, it was not accounted for that the mage would meet his end, and, upon finishing Bork, I was simply ejected to the chaos portal outside the Dagannoth room, disallowing me partake in the generous spoils usually left for enduring combatants.
But I did get one drop:
Bones.
Bones of success, from the Zamorak Mage!
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