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Oh Parents, Part VI

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Let's give a hand to parents and the challenges they face raising us, with derps along the way.

 

A few nights ago, I was watching "Person of Interest" with my dad and one of the characters talked about burying an empty coffin... Again, the conversation is in Chinese, and my parents' English is rather limited.

 

Dad: So does "bury" mean something like barely?

Me: Uh, no! It means something entirely different!

Dad: So what does it mean?

Me: ... You mean you didn't get it when she said "coffin" in that whole sentence?

Dad: Nope.

Mom: Doesn't "bury" mean like those people who wear very little clothes?

Me: What? Oh my gosh, no! O_O

Dad: But I always hear Don saying something like "bury able" or something like that."

Me: No no, that's "barely," not "bury!" O_O'

Dad: Oh... I don't get it.

 

The most awkward part of all is the fact that they had just attended a funeral earlier that week.

 

Thank you Mom and Dad for making me rage and laugh all at the same time. :thumbup:

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K4ylan

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Did you ever explain it to him?

Did you ever explain it to him?

Yea. He was horrified. XD

Sir_Squab

Members

It continues! =D

chenw

Members

還好沒把Coffin變成Coffee...

And the funny just keeps coming. :thumbsup:

Sir_Squab

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ForsakenMage[/color]' timestamp='1325537324']
還好沒把Coffin變成Coffee...
我同意。:|

 

 

...What?

Saradomin_Mage

Members

還好沒把Coffin變成Coffee...
我同意。:|

 

Oh my goodness, you guys are winners :D

chenw

Members

I also believe a word could accurately describe your feeling of 'Laugh and rage at the same time':

 

/Facepalm

K4ylan

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ForsakenMage[/color]' timestamp='1325537324']
還好沒把Coffin變成Coffee...
我同意。:|

 

 

...What?

 

Google Chrome's autotranslate ftw.

chenw

Members

"At least they didn't think Coffin was Coffee"

 

"I agree :-| "

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