Status: Level 88

Sanity: Quite happy even though we are all meant to be dead...or are we? lmao

XP to next lvl: 257k

Agility Tickets: 805

1000 Tickets Reached- 8 MEGA TO THE EXTREME BOOYYAHH

Hey guys,

Well seeing as though the world was meant to end today, we all seem to be in one piece. Just makes me wanna see the people who are actually that gullable to go underground and look for safer places to just see their faces lmao they must be [bleep]en pissed off.

Anyway today is the season to basically spend your hard earned money on runescape items, one of which was 2 little fury friends a Blazehound or Skypouncers. Obviously I was as blind as a bat and didn't see them so my mate called me today to have a look, see I thought they was actually pets you got from a special quest but ohh no ofcourse Jagex try and con you out of more money to buy them at solomans general store.

The only thing I bought from the store was via the free 200 coins you get so I wasn't exactly going to spend money on buying more coins so hey! what could possibly tempt me?

Yea yea I was wrong the Blazehound looks absolutly awesome and I love anything that looks remotely evil....

Theres 2 down sides to this however:

1: Naming your Pet of DOOM!: You can't actually name him yourself they give you custom names.. why? I just spent money on this bullshit don't give me less choices!. But being as awesome as myself I chose the best name for him... Lionel so say hello to everyone :).

2. Jagex really try to con you out of buying more coins.....:

The Blazehound are 1170 coins however when you go and buy some coins (if you haven't got any already like myself) They have a HUUUGGGE! gap between buying 800 coins to 2000... now you'd think they'd make an inbetween say 1500? but ohhh noo they are sneaky little buggers.

On top of that because I had loaads!!! of coins left you got nothing else to do but buy more shit so I bought like 3 outfits and 2 teleports... got damn Jagex and their sneaky ways.

Aswell as lional however I have another person to introduce you too and thats!!!!!!! ( DRUM ROLL PLLEASSEE!)

You may have been wondering what the hell my title of this post was about and this was why. Meet Gerald.

My mate had this teleport for ages and because I was that stubborn to get my card out and buy shit I never had the chance to own this teleport and 2bh its too awesome. So because of today I finally managed to get it. And ofcourse because I name everything I own I named him Gerald... a superb name for a Deman :)