Violent Premeditated Cookie Theft!
By Amaranth_GTO
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Well, today at school some guy I know and used to be on good terms with was selling cookies. They were all in individually wrapped plastic things, and inside a big cardboard box so no one could tell what he had. I knew he was selling something, so I went over to him and asked what he was selling, putting one hand into the box to grab a bag of cookies and the other into my pocket to get money. To my surprise, he grabs my arm, and tries to throw me to the ground. I was pretty shocked. So shocked that while i was hurling around, my grip on the bag of cookies loosened and the cookies went flying. So I offered to pay for the cookies that ended up on the ground, but he just kind of walked away. And when I saw walked, it was a pretty fast walk. I figured chasing him would make the whole situation even worse, so I look for the teacher in charge of the whole thing to offer to pay for the cookies and explain what happened.
About 15 minutes later, on my quest to give someone my dollar, the teachers in charge come and grab me and a friend, and storm us over to the office. Apparently the story that the cookie-seller told them was that we had executed violent premeditated cookie theft. We get to the principals office, we sit down outside, and apparently the cookie seller told them this, which they told the principal:
Little cookie seller was turning a corner in the hallway (very true) then, me and the friend who was in the office with me had planned to go up to him, friend grabbed the box, I punched him, we took the box, threw some of the cookies on the ground, and ran away. I honestly have no idea how this works out, because there was nothing premeditated, the only act of violence was him trying to throw me on the ground, and no one took any cookies or the box, all that happened was one bag of cookies ended up on the floor, which had been picked up, disposed of, and payed for. So, me and said friend have to apologize to the teachers who were in charge (not a problem) help the teachers with a community service thing they're doing next week (again, not a problem) serve a 30 minute detention tomorrow (which I'm pretty pissed about) and if it behooves us to, apologize to the cookie seller, which I do not plan to do.
Long story short, I have detention tomorrow because some guy selling cookies tried to throw me on the ground.
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