Purplelink44

:roll: Well soooorrrrryyyyyy if some of us dont have any money because they were nice and gave it away to new players..... :roll: It was nice being in first till anyone else posted there pic. I've never even had a random event that would provide me with anything close to nice clothes......*silently weeps* :mrgreen:

Dude, I didn't get a chance 2 say this before but here it is: You are my idol! I was laughing so hard I swallowed my tounge. Then I was like "OMG OMG I SWALLOWED MY TOUNGE!" And in this panic I tripped over the rug, which lifted the corner up. And it turns out below the rug was a trap door. So I think to myself "What the hell?" and climb down the trap door. At the bottom there was a talking monkey named Bill and a hobo named Fred. Fred and Bill decided to come along with me on my journey. And while we were walking we were attacke by a band of orcs singing showtunes. We came out of it alright but the image of orcs singing "I Feel Pretty" will be seared into my mind forever.... So we're running away from the orcs we came upon a kind old man who was made of rasberry Jello. His said hello in a kind friendly voice. We ate him. So we continue on and meet an old lady made of whipped cream who was crying. We asked her why she was crying and she replied, "Someone ate my husband!" So we ate her too. So Bill the talking monkey, Fed the hobo, and I finnally com to a big room with the worlds largest shoping mall in it. We walk inside. We look at the directory and.............. THERE'S NOTHING BUT CLOTHING STORES!!!!!!!!!!! We run as fast as we can to get to the door but an iron grate slammed down and blocked our path. And down from the top of the escalator came......The Beetles! (Not the animal you idiots, the band...) And they sang "Help" and magically apearing at the top of the escalator was......a dragon! And the dragon turned to The Beetles. "Oh sh..." was all Ringo Star said before being burned to a crisp. "Hey," I said,"you burned The Beetles!" And the dragon said, "What, I didn't like there music. Country and Rap are waaaaaaayyyyyy better." And with that I colapsed on the floor, occasionally twitching with horror and shock... Bill and Fred later woke me up and told me they defeated the dragon by playing "Hard Days Night" until he left... And as we came to the back exit of the mall, we found that no matter how hard we pushed, the door wouldn't open. Then Yoda apeared and said "Use the force..." So we concentrated really hard but still couldn't open the door. Yoda turned to us once again with that wise face and said "Oh my god. Well so much for making this moment all beautiful and powerful. The handle you idiots! Look at the handle!" And we did. It said "Pull". So we pulled it. And then we came to a shining portal. And next to that portal was Simon Cowel, Randy Jackson, and Paula Abdoul. Randy said "I don't know man, your preformance was just aight..." Then Paula said "You are the most amazing preformer we've ever seen." And finally came Simon "Reality check. Your preformance stunk worse than Randy's gym socks..." At this they all rose up and began to beat each other to smitheriens. Then I laughed so hard I bit my tounge. "Wait," I thought, "I have a tounge!" And with that everything disapeared in a puff of logic. Turns out I'd laughed so hard I lost oxygen to my brain and passed out. So I went to go get a Klondike Bar. But my mother stopped me and said "No klondike bars before dinner!" And I said "But mom...." And she said "If you give me a good reason to let you have a klondike bar, I'll give it to you." And I Turned to her and said: "I read this post on a fourm right? I was laughing so hard I swallowed my tounge. Then I was like "OMG OMG I SWALLOWED MY TOUNGE!" And in this panic I tripped over the rug, which lifted the corner up. And it turns out below the rug was a trap door. So I think to myself "What the hell?" and climb down the trap door. At the bottom there was a talking monkey named Bill and a hobo named Fred. Fred and Bill decided to come along with me on my journey. And while we were walking we were attacke by a band of orcs singing showtunes. We came out of it alright but the image of orcs singing "I Feel Pretty" will be seared into my mind forever.... So we're running away from the orcs we came upon a kind old man who was made of rasberry Jello. His said hello in a kind friendly voice. We ate him. So we continue on and meet an old lady made of whipped cream who was crying. We asked her why she was crying and she replied, "Someone ate my husband!" So we ate her too. So Bill the talking monkey, Fed the hobo, and I finnally com to a big room with the worlds largest shoping mall in it. We walk inside. We look at the directory and.............. THERE'S NOTHING BUT CLOTHING STORES!!!!!!!!!!! We run as fast as we can to get to the door but an iron grate slammed down and blocked our path. And down from the top of the escalator came......The Beetles! (Not the animal you idiots, the band...) And they sang "Help" and magically apearing at the top of the escalator was......a dragon! And the dragon turned to The Beetles. "Oh sh..." was all Ringo Star said before being burned to a crisp. "Hey," I said,"you burned The Beetles!" And the dragon said, "What, I didn't like there music. Country and Rap are waaaaaaayyyyyy better." And with that I colapsed on the floor, occasionally twitching with horror and shock... Bill and Fred later woke me up and told me they defeated the dragon by playing "Hard Days Night" until he left... And as we came to the back exit of the mall, we found that no matter how hard we pushed, the door wouldn't open. Then Yoda apeared and said "Use the force..." So we concentrated really hard but still couldn't open the door. Yoda turned to us once again with that wise face and said "Oh my god. Well so much for making this moment all beautiful and powerful. The handle you idiots! Look at the handle!" And we did. It said "Pull". So we pulled it. And then we came to a shining portal. And next to that portal was Simon Cowel, Randy Jackson, and Paula Abdoul. Randy said "I don't know man, your preformance was just aight..." Then Paula said "You are the most amazing preformer we've ever seen." And finally came Simon "Reality check. Your preformance stunk worse than Randy's gym socks..." At this they all rose up and began to beat each other to smitheriens. Then I laughed so hard I bit my tounge. "Wait," I thought, "I have a tounge!" And with that everything disapeared in a puff of logic. Turns out I'd laughed so hard I lost oxygen to my brain and passed out. So I went to go get a Klondike Bar. And thats where I am now." And she said "Ok, have a klondike bar." And then, I smiled. FIN

Thats ok I'm good with my cut paste method any way. So, does anyone else wanna give it a try and post there responses?

Hey! Welcome to RS! If you have any questions feel free to ask me!

I wish I'd know about this before! This is just the thing I've been looking for. I might have trouble getting the clothing requirements (I gave all my gold (and a lot of other items) to new players), but I'd love a chance to help! I'll get to fishing and cooking, and I'll make mind and air runes. (Knew I got those tiaras for something!) I'll add Batty and the banking account right away... better get started! Edit: I'm tryin 2 spread the word and get other ppl in on the holiday. N e one have suggestions 4 convincing ppl its not just a huge scam? And I was wondering if n e one would object to me seeing what jagex thinks of the idea ( :D who knows, maybe it'll become and official holiday) ?

Just a poor f2p but i thought I'd submit it n e way..... 8-(

Lol not paying attention much huh? :lol:

I'd be honored. You've got my full permision. :D

Will do :mrgreen:

Lets hope 2 god i can figure out how to upload this pic of my answers..... Finally after three trys.... Sucess! Note there is a rather long 1 that I didn't decide 2 write down... Edit: took out the names :mrgreen: (looks like an FBI file now......)

^ I would say WORST thing... If you like chcolate it's certianly better than brussel sprouts....Unless of course you like brussel sprouts more than you like chocolate..... But I'm rabbling. A Klondike Bar is a famous american ice cream bar. It's vanilla ice cream with a hard chocolate outter layer. Post ur best answer! :P

Welcome to the first of what i hope to be many ask runescape segments. I went in with a mission: asking all ppl i met in RS the ultimate question! What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Here's some of my results: Me: What would you do 4 a klondike bar? Them: **** you. Me: What would you do 4 a klondike bar? Them: Shoot Jeff Gordon Me: What would you do 4 a klondike bar? Them (a moderator no less): Shoot a man. Me: What would you do 4 a klondike bar? Them: I would pay whatever it costs in the machine And my piece de resitance: Me: What would you do 4 a klondike bar? Them: What? Them: Kindike? Me: What would you do 4 a klondike bar? Them: What is klondice? Them: No I want it. Them: How uch and what is it? Them: Trade it to me so I can see it. They wishes to trade with you Me: It's not a tradeable item... Them: Oh.... Them: How do I get it? Them: Show me. Them: What do I do with it? Them: Do I smith it? Them: Or eat it? Them: Which or niether? Them: Please! Them: Tell me. Them: PPPPPPllllllleeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaasssssssseeeeeeeeee!!!!!! Them: I'll pay you if you tell me! Me: 1 sec. (By this point I'm trying to Printscreen our entire conversation into a Microsoft Paint without peeing myself laughing.....) Them: 1 sec or 2 sec or 3 of 'em? Them: It has been 5 seconds now by the time I'm done typing it will be 10. Them: Please. Them: Last chance. Them: 1 Them: 2 Them: 3 Them: You **** in with me or is it real? Them: (Leaves) New Person: Hi what is klondice bar? New Person: My friend told me. New Person: What is it? New Person: (Finally leaves) So what do u think? I have em all and more in pic format on my comp but don't know how 2 upload em 4 u peeps. Help would be appreciated. Also do u think I should move on 2 a new question or keep this one 4 a while? Replys greatly awaited! :thumbsup: