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  1. So we now have one million words in the English language, but only 7 that you can't say on television. One helluva ratio, and even larger than in George Carlin's original comedy bit on it.

     

    The Global Language Monitor has stated the one millionth word will hit June 10th, 2009 at 10:22 am, British Summer Time.

     

    Actually we only have 999,999 words in the English Language until that word gets added on that particular date.

     

     

     

    How embarrassing, Lenin.

  2. Hmmm, the start is alright but the ending just came out of no where and doesn't make much sense.

     

     

     

    Maybe if he is an adult he is the manager of one Maccas and is making a killing out of telling other kids the same crap 'you' (the manager) told Jimmy to start off with.

     

    Then you should die in the most ironic way. Choke on some lettuce and this couldv'e been prevented by not eating salad.

  3. I'm sure even a quick search on google, or maybe even webmd would be a tad bit more sufficient then this, not saying no one knows anything, just everything google has to offer for search results probably has more information then tip.it.

     

     

     

    Well when I first did my ACL 2 years ago Ard helped me out and pretty much diagnosed what was wrong with my knee, just from previous experiences.

     

    Sure, Yahoo might have people who know, but it's a totally different community and sometimes Tipit can help you in more ways than just saying what's wrong.

  4. Knees are terrible things. Do you wear a brace or something to support it from popping out?

     

    Whenever I exercise I wear a de-rotational brace to stop any sideways movement of the kneecap. And apparently they help with the recovery too.

  5. Yo' mama is so fat that...

     

     

     

    I fear her heart and blood vessels may soon be clogged with cholesterol, causing her to suffer a stifled blood flow. I implore that you take her to the hospital and have her examined by a medical professional. Immediately.

     

     

     

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

     

     

     

    Ah, a question debated for centuries. Many argue that chickens themselves have primal instincts to cross pavement and wear down their talons quickly. Others state that it is due to migratory patterns and wind conditions. However, one thing is certain, the chicken does in fact cross the road.

     

     

     

    I think these are too long. It's either got to be a short sentence or it's dargged out too much and is boring.

  6. The cavemen who made tools fire and the wheel for the first time. Where would we be today without them. [/thread]

     

     

     

    that was a collection of numerous different people, and was created by different people, at different times, multiply times in the past, all independently

     

     

     

    True. But for the capabilities of their brains at the time it is amazing that they invented tools.

  7. You can't go wrong with a beer after a hard days work. But if you are partying and want to get drunk quick then I prefer rum and jagerbombs.

     

    But when you are with a group of mates sitting around, beer does it for me. It's just a better 'journey' so to speak.

  8. Let's see here... The uniforms cost money, which adds up over the years. Bad for the parents, good for the school.

     

     

     

    The uniforms make the students look 'distinguished'. Good for the school's reputation, but where's the benefit for the students?

     

     

     

    And trust me I don't exaggerate when I say we only need an I.D. to get into our school. Our entrances are barred, we have a fully armed police squad, and we have fire drills, bus evacuation drills, earthquake drills and lock-down drills every week. In fact the Friday before Easter weekend an armed robbery happened about 10 miles away from the school and we went into lock-down with 2 police at every entrance.

     

     

     

    It all justs comes down the the fact that uniforms are useless.

     

     

     

    So because your school has police and security and drills, this makes uniforms useless?

     

    No, Uniforms are useless because it benefits nobody but the school.

     

     

     

    Go on. I don't know of any schools that sell their own uniforms, clothing stores do that.

     

    And what is wrong with benefiting schools?

  9. Let's see here... The uniforms cost money, which adds up over the years. Bad for the parents, good for the school.

     

     

     

    The uniforms make the students look 'distinguished'. Good for the school's reputation, but where's the benefit for the students?

     

     

     

    And trust me I don't exaggerate when I say we only need an I.D. to get into our school. Our entrances are barred, we have a fully armed police squad, and we have fire drills, bus evacuation drills, earthquake drills and lock-down drills every week. In fact the Friday before Easter weekend an armed robbery happened about 10 miles away from the school and we went into lock-down with 2 police at every entrance.

     

     

     

    It all justs comes down the the fact that uniforms are useless.

     

     

     

    So because your school has police and security and drills, this makes uniforms useless?

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