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Zierro

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  1. Yeah, otherwise every person that went fishing would be an insane lunatic until they successfully caught a fish.

     

    What? That analogy is completely flawed. People go fishing, expecting to get fix, and guess what? They get fish. They repeat the action, and guess what? They get fish. Same action, same result.

     

    The analogy lies within the fact that fishing is a game of chance. Sometimes people go to a lake fishing all day and catch nothing. Sometimes they do. It doesn't really matter if they change their fishing tactics as much as it matters how lucky they get.

  2. I believe that, while Halo and BF do have their flaws, CoD just isn't what a First Person Shooter should be about. The stages have too many twists, turns, nooks, and crannies for such brief combat encounters that it creates a dimension involved in way too much luck. The hit detection has slowly been improving, but is that really saying much when they just now, after how many attempts, got the head shot and lunging mechanics to a decent level? The killstreaks are a story within themselves... I will give that the lower ones do add a bit of fun to chasing streaks, but it quickly becomes overkill with the choppers and such. The only pro I will give CoD is the variety in their weapon loadouts.

  3. Because saying Halo: Reach is a gimmick being milked for more than it's worth is retarded troll logic, right? I don't want to begin to imagine how butthurt you'd be over my opinion if you were a CoD fan. :uhh:

     

    I guess it's a completely different story that you make "retarded troll posts" like these:

     

    "It’s like the world’s worst tutorial escaped, grew sentient, and programmed itself into the bulk of the game."

    -Rock, Paper, Shotgun

     

    Such a great and accurate description of CoDs singleplayer campaign.

     

    But Call of Duty is a good game.

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  4. Halo - milking a gimmick

    CoD - mad geniuses and demons from hell gathering together to concoct the most diabolical gumbo of slop humanly imaginable as a social experiment to see how uncircumspect and misbegotten of a job it takes to pump out the product at an efficient rate

    Yeah, we all know you're useless, now stop posting.

     

    Checkmate.

  5. Halo - milking a gimmick

    CoD - mad geniuses and demons from hell gathering together to concoct the most diabolical gumbo of slop humanly imaginable as a social experiment to see how misbegotten and uncircumspect of a job it takes minimum to pump out the product at an efficient rate

  6. If it wasn't a good game there wouldn't be so many adults playing it.

     

    If it's such a good game then why can I write an irrefutable five paragraph essay proving that it's the biggest detriment to society since the explosion of the underground gangster culture?

     

    Ahh, love the smell of inductive debating in the morning.

     

    What if you enjoy ruining other people's experience?

     

    Then you deserve to get a taste of your own medicine, in my humble opinion.

  7. Meytal Cohen

     

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    sexy looks, sexy sound, sexy name.

     

    New Dream girl <3:

     

    literally about to spend $30 for her autograph

     

    Well, not my taste as far as looks go (not that she's unattractive per se), but anyone who can drum Parabola knows what the hell they're doing with their lives.

     

     

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    And then we have these...

  8. Question: what's so special about zombies? What's the hype?

     

    Because they finally found a group they can relate with. I mean seriously, zombies have always been popular in films but now we've reached a new turning point where anything zombie-related gets the same sort of recognition. OMG zombie pajamas!!

  9. Finally starting to get used to the flow of the game. Got some pretty nice kills with the pistols and machine guns, but does anyone know if there's still a gravity drop on the sniper bullets? It seems you had to aim quite a bit higher in BF:BC2 to get the headshot off.

  10. Fast forward past the college years, the parties, the ladies, the friends, the part time jobs, life is alright. Then I meet this girl, and I fall head over heels for her. I start thinking life can actually be worth living. Cause even though I'm an all around happy guy, it's just the attitude I'm forced to exude if I'm not gonna alienate all those around me. I honestly felt like the only purpose of my life was to take all the advantages I've been given since I was born and do something good with them, such as helping science cure some disease that affects third world countries, for example. Not that I think I'll succeed, but knowing that I'm not wasting all this leg-ups, that I'm putting it towards something that'll benefit those who I think deserve it way more, allows me to not feel like a useless sac of shit. That's just my view on life.

     

    At the risk of sounding like a dick, your social life can be summed up with that one line. And now I'm going to sound like a psychiatrist, but you're quite frankly juggling inner peace with what others expect out of you in order to try to achieve absolute harmony. I think you knew that trying to please everybody would end up pleasing nobody. Being alienated from others does suck. It's painful and humiliating. It makes you seem weak to them. But being alienated from yourself is more painful and humiliating - it makes you seem weak to yourself.

  11. Cat deliberately whining harder for milk when the last jug is almost empty and when my brother leaves a mess in the kitchen to make it impossible for me to focus on what I was intending to do.

     

    I think he's causing me to turn into a clean freak if this continues up. :mellow:

     

    You do know what milk does to cats right?

     

    Doesn't it give them leukemia or something?

  12. When you're taking a test and the choices look like this:

     

    "How would you BEST describe the president's speech?"

    A. Optimistic

    B. Upbeat

    C. Confident

    D. Positive

     

    Dear test makers, I don't know whether this has ever occurred to you or not, but that word "BEST" implies opinion - in which a short response answer is the most accurate way of seeing if someone knows what the hell they're talking about or not. Not asking them to differentiate between synonyms, [bleep]ing geniuses. :wall:

  13. Today I turned in my research paper. It was about the psychological effects of video games and how the violent trend we see in America is not necessarily caused by video games because correlation =/= causation. I no longer feel like a turtle with an island on his back - everything's downhill from here. :-)

  14. You know what mate? Don't believe a word I say. Don't listen to me AT ALL. Take everything I say here to be an outright lie. But I have one question for you, in clear and specific terms, what is the self?

     

    Ego or the concept of "I" is a biological trick in order to preserve and perpetuate the human race - more specifically, humanity. It is apparent in the nature of our communication. We fight what we deem to be weak ideas, we try to evade what intimidates us, we mate with what we find merit in. Logic is this animal's instinct. We wonder. We wander. For what purpose am I self-aware? Is this evolutionary enlightenment or is it a delusional defense? As a human, it is entirely your choice. But either way, you will always be the sacred scum of the earth.

     

    Yours sincerely,

     

    A fellow organism

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