Goonstalf

Is that not normal? Sorry, I'm new to this whole "having nipples" thing.

So these lumps on my chest... they're called nipples?

Nipples? What are they for?

I have 3 brothers, a sister, and a step-brother whom I have never and will never meet. But yeah, these lumps get all stiff when it's cold outside. It kinda freaks me out.

And they've got hair growing all over and around them.

I've had them for ages, but I'm not really sure where they came from.

I've got these weird lumps on my chest.

I don't have a sex face.

Black denim jeans with a hole in the right knee.

Oh, I'm terribly sorry. He seems totally ok with people giving him a hard time about it. He's kind of a weird kid; he plays sports in school, goes to parties, and is all popular and whatnot, but he plays tons of video games, is internet literate, and is a brony. I've never really thought about it, but I just realized he's like a hybrid form of me and my second oldest brother. The video games and computer stuff from me, and the sport nut from my oldest brother. I guess it just goes to show how much influence we have on those around us. EDIT: I got really deep there for a second. Not sure how that just happened. EDit2: He wears this shirt to his indoor soccer league practices.

My little brother is a total brony. For a while his TF2 name was Fluttershy with some weird symbols. His profile pic is still one of the ponies.

Get in my pants, Napalm.

Weren't you going to get that Reaper, and count up every kill you got with a grave stone or something?

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Good.

Everyone, grab my sideburns.

Things I have to do today: -Laundry -Swing by work to drop off my secret santa gift -Play Overlord

Halo and I are both browsing reddit right now. We are one.

Despite the weight of the situation, I actually chuckled out loud a little bit at this. "I'm unhappy with my current life situation. Better shoot my classmates." I'm confused as to how this makes you hate college students. "I'm unhappy with my current life situation. Better shoot my [insert innocent party here]." That exact scenario can be applied to hundreds of murders in U.S. It's certainly not college student specific.

Despite the weight of the situation, I actually chuckled out loud a little bit at this.

Sitting with my fist kinda propped up against my jaw with my elbow on the table. Feel kinda itchy on the back of my hand. Move hand a bit so I can see the back of it. [bleep]ing enormous spider is just chilling there 3 inches from my face. Instinctively flail my hand around to get it off. Spider flies into the air and lands in my bed. Can't find it. Take all the sheets off of the bed and put them in the laundry bin. Gonna sleep on a bare mattress tonight. Better safe than sorry.

I suggest you take a minute to sit back and think about how jealous you are of how I am completely done with school for the next 4 weeks.

I lived, [bleep]es.

If anyone posts after this I will jump out of my 10th floor apartment window.

I don't get it either.