G_M0n3y

Antipoison is exactly the same as super anti. Just take a rope and 15 lobsters with tele runes, you will be absolutely fine.

Thank you very much for your kind comments guys. I will not stop until everybody who plays RuneScape reads this story.

I wrote this story when I got bored at school after I had completed my work. Enjoy! In an ancient time, in an ancient land, with ancient warriors and very few adjectives, two warrior friends named G M0n3y and Pacdan had finished the Tutorial Island together. They started the art of melee combat on Goblins found in Lumbridge. They gained much experience, much money, many runes and armour. Then one day, G M0n3y noticd that he had gained enough runes to practice Magic. Pacdan was quite supportive of this and gave G M0n3y many runes and a magic Air Staff. G M0n3y was learning magic so well that he decided to travel to the wilderness for a bit of a challenge. A ranger came and started shooting Mithril Arrows into G M0n3y. G M0n3y teleported back to Varrock right before he would have died. Pacdan ran to the apothecary as fast as he could. Like it was street cleaning day and I forgot to move my car fast. He was bookin'! Pacdan got a magic healing potion to help recover G M0n3y's health. The next day, Pacdan went out to the wilderness to slaughter the ranger. Quite successful he was at that. he picked up a large number of Mithril Arrows, a Yew Shortbow and full Green Dragonhide armour and lots of magic Healing Salmon. A mage came out of nowhere and casted Bind and Fire Strike. Another mage came out and Binded the mage attacking Pacdan, Water Bolted him and casted Weaken. It was G M0n3y. "No way!" Screamed Pacdan. Pacdan and G M0n3y wiped the floor with the mage. Then they decided to pick up the runes and give them to G M0n3y. They went further into the wilderness looking for adventure. They killed many mages, rangers and warriors and collected millions of coins worth of loot. Duke Horacio appointed G M0n3y as Lumbridges bounty hunter. With one stipulation, if G M0n3y were to refuse an assignment, he would be assasssinated. G M0n3y got many kills and A LOT of loot and pay from Duke Horacio. Meanwhile Pacdan had strengthened up to the point where he fought Red Dragons. he was also rich so he bought full Dragon Armour, an Abyssal whip and found a Rune Defender at the Warriors' Guild. Duke Horacio saw a WANTED poster for the man who killed the archer. "Wanted Dead Or Alive, Pacdan!" It said. G M0n3y was put on the job. He was forced to do so or he would be assassinated. G M0n3y had no choice but to murder his long time friend. G M0n3y scheduled to meet Pacdan in the wilderness for some "Old Time Player Killing". They went into the wilderness forest where G M0n3y equipped his Ancient Staff with his full Black/Red Mystic and froze Pacdan with Ice Barrage. "What in the hell do you think your'e doing?!" Pacdan screamed."I'm sorry, I have to kill you or I myself will be killed." said G M0n3y. Pacdan pulled out his Abyssal Whip and Rune Defender, ran towards G M0n3y and whipped him. G M0n3y then casted Shadow Barrage. Pacdan retaliated and whipped G M0n3y in the neck and strangled him. He threw G M0n3y to the ground and said "I'm sorry brother!" before he stabbed him in the head with his Rune Defender. G M0n3y was dead. Pacdan could tell by the empty accusing stare in his eyes. Pacdan took G M0n3y's body to Duke Horacio. Pacdan told Duke Horacio "You are weak and pathetic! How dare you turn a man against his best friend?!" and he walked out. Pacdan walked through the wilderness one last time to the volcano near the Green Dragons where he used to hang out with G M0n3y, and threw himself in. The End Copyright G M0n3y 29/9/2006

It goes without saying "Recipe For Disaster". Then Desert Treasure I believe.

My personal choice is a Dragon Scimitar, it's fast and strong. Speed beats strength at all times (Except weight lifting of course......)