silver_wits

why not just use your laptop? <_< http://www.ticalc.org/basics/calculators/ti-89.html#10

llink please.

gimp

I could also go for a malfoysr/malfoyjr combo too.. <_<

how about twins. <_< i could go for a snape/drizzt combo right now..

but how am i supposed to build my harem if you tell me to go for.. one guy... <_<

wait.. it's not lesbianism.. I'm still undecided. well.. i am attracted to women.. but not enough to marry one.. and i still like a guy's rock hard abs.. So your ideal would be some kind of amazoness or female viking? with rock hard abs, and.. some male genitals. also.. i... wouldn't... mind... some... someone with.. vibrating hands... <_<

Why bother asking the obvious? I thought she might say yes out of pity.. :mellow: HA! Interesting that you decide to admit your lesbianism to us, though. wait.. it's not lesbianism.. I'm still undecided. well.. i am attracted to women.. but not enough to marry one.. and i still like a guy's rock hard abs..

Why bother asking the obvious? I thought she might say yes out of pity.. :mellow:

<_< i got to ask fluff if she'd have sex with me... in an "ask fluff anything thread" where anything goes.

<_< not on my forums.

guess that's what Argentinians do.

at my last workplace.. people stole mouses, keyboards, and headsets.. basically anything they could put in their purse/bag. be it they male or female.

theres a piece of food or something stuck in it. bang it against the table upside down.. if that doesnt work.. you have to flip off the keys and clean. Nah, my bro spilled like a liter of 7up on it accidentally about a year ago and it has been missfunctioning ever since. take pic of keyboard. flip off all the keys, clean with q-tip and hot water. lots of q-tips. or.. cloth. replace keys using pic. see if work.

theres a piece of food or something stuck in it. bang it against the table upside down.. if that doesnt work.. you have to flip off the keys and clean.

if pie keeps posting after me.. i will send him a valentines day card <_<

i sent ownage halo's sexy pic. he lol'd... <3:

fluff.. its time to ask abc questions.

Protip: Google images links usually just add stuff to the beginning and end of the link. Protip: Nobody likes a wall of text. that is so unnecessary [bleep]es dont know how to use facebook.

>wasting a good piece of meat with bread, tomato and [bleep]ING MAYONNAISE get me that sammich! also. abs or gtfo.

http://simplyrecipes.com/recipes/jerk_chicken/

i do hope you weren't [explicative detail removed] to halo's face.

cook some for me too napalm. and when you serve it to me, i want it between two slices of bread along with some tomatoes and mayo. and don't you dare undercook it. also hurry up. i'm hungry.