[Noobs say the funniest things!]

I was walking just south of falador then a noob started to follow me and said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: But she offered me

 

 

 

Noob: She hit me with baguette!

 

 

 

Me: It's a random event.

 

 

 

Noob: Can you try?

 

 

 

Me: It's random event, random!!!

 

 

 

Noob: Oke

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then he walks off. That happened just 5 mins ago :XD: :XD: :XD:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Another one in Falador...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: Tradin my life for u!

 

 

 

Me: Nty -.-

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

While mining in Falador again...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me: Mining lvls?

 

 

 

(insert random lvls here..)

 

 

 

Noob: 100

 

 

 

Then some guy shouts 'RESPEK!!!' and follows the other guy around.

[Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)]

Granted, he gets bored of you. He then bites of your toe and develop gangrene

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish someone under me would explain to TheBlazikenMaster how the Japanese guys could get to New York City if it's over ten thousund miles away.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edit: oops too late :oops:

[Most Beautiful Words (in all languages)]

Squeaky pop sound!! :XD: :XD: :XD:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I can't help but laugh out loud everytime I hear or see it :lol: :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The word 'haphazardly' makes me think for some odd reason... I dunno why :-k

[Where did you get your Runescape name from?]

I took the name from my classmate :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I tried using my real name but it was already taken so I took hers :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How many people in RS have the same name as me anyway? I tried my name back in 2004 and it wouldn't work!

["You Know When You Have Been... When..."]

You know you've been on your PC too long when you start saying 'lol' when you hear something funny.

 

 

 

Trust me it really happens, I sometimes have to stop myself from saying it out allowed im so sued to saying it my head when i type it lol.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lol! I do that! I actually say 'lol' out loud sometimes :lol: People just give me weird looks hehe

["You Know When You Have Been... When..."]

I think this applies to me:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You know you've been playing too much RS when you replace every insult you know with 'noob'(I called my maths teacher a noob once :lol: )

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You know you can't speak fluent english when you suddenly blurt out foreign words when talking to someone (i do that all the time)

[The Vending Machine Game!]

The coin shoots out of the machine and hits you in the left eye. You then fell on the street causing an Aston Martin DBS to swerve which gives the drive a world record for most cannon rolls in a car. Your mother then walks into your hospital room with a sawed-off shotgun demanding compensation and you get eaten by 1 eyed, purple haired freak with a tin can.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[The 'You're Banned' Game (over 38,000 banned!)]

Banned for making me see this forum.

[!The Worst Ways to Die As A Newbie!]

I got KOed by a tree...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I was on my back from doing vampire slayer and I only had around 1-3 hp left(stupid candles...) and I probably got lost and ended up going to the front of the mansion again.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The stupid tree hit a 3 on me... -.-

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I was still a newbie back then and when I was inside the mansion, I was actually running from the chairs coz I thought they were going to attack me :lol:

[What do you collect (+ pics)]

Reading this makes me wanna collect something...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'll try collecting tinderboxes :thumbsup: I'll show pic when I have around 500 of em