Psycho_Robot

That's why you always put toilet paper on with the lose end facing the wall

If its not broken don't fix it. Its a nice catch phrase

Soylent Green

Ah yes I'd forgotten about that. He doesn't actually say anything about elder dragons... he is in fact a "fairy dragon". However his examine text is "Could this be one of the elder dragons?" which I've always considered to be a red herring.

No it wasn't. You could see the sarcasm mark right above the "very"

That wise old man book has been the one and only mention of elder-dragons for so very long that I almost consider it non-canon. Its a tiny little scrap of info that I doubt connects in any significant way to anything else.

I haven't. Cut them some slack, they live in very small towns. No, they don't Pepsi. MR. SARCASM RUINER >conveying sarcasm via text Sarcasm in text is easy to convey. You're just an idiot who can't read inflection.

I like cold days better than hot days because I always seem to be able to warm up faster than I can cool down. But I think I'd prefer dangeorusly hot days to dangerously cold days, especially if I wouldn't be able to go inside, as the term "suffer" seems to suggest, because I could go find a stream or something... to cool down. whereas if everything were cold... well there's not exactly some fire i can run to. Would you rather know a little about everything, or know everything about a specific topic? Id prefer to know a little about everything. Having specialised knowledge isn't very useful very often, but knowing a little slice of lots of different things makes you seem smarter than you actually are!

I remember the commercials. The way the lady talks with her accent makes me here "and then everything went greasy" when she actually says "and then everything went crazy"

I saw that on tosh.0. The guy claims that he knew it was a butterfly or moth, but he said it was a horse for [cabbage]s and giggles. He said that the station was about to go bankrupt and the hours were long so they had to do SOMETHING to keep their morale up.

I don't really see why everyone has so much of a problem with party of lemons. Yeah its not pleasant to look at, but jesus, you'd think it was a picture of a cat getting tortured the way everyone recoils with disgust at the mere thought of it. Its not that bad peoples.

I can now never say that I do not know the sound of pure soulless evil.

That's really only part of the story. Hysteria referred to a dubious (i.e. [cabbage]) victorian era medical diagnoses whose symptoms included a woman doing anything besides being subservient to the men in their lives. If she's not content with the [cabbage]ty lot in life that women of that time got, she had hysteria! The main treatment for hysteria was for the woman to be given a hysterical paroxysm. That's when she would go to the doctor and made to have an orgasm. Funnily enough, this led to women diagnosing themselves with hysteria, as they -ahem- enjoyed the treatment. The doctors of the time actually didn't like giving hysterical paroxysm, so they invented the vibrator as a means of self-medication for the women, so they would stop bothering them. Completely true story.

Ninja post at 5am!

I've mostly quit RuneScape, as it doesn't appeal to me as it once did. That said, I'm still willing to maintain this thread. Anything that you people needed added to the OP, I'll stick it in. Perhaps I'll rewrite it a little too. At some points it gets a little bit too melodramatic for my tastes. Who wrote this crap anyways?

here's the link to optimine that i promised. http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/249637-173-optifine-hd-g-fps-boost/ The proper version you should use is here: http://hulkshare.com/1q1g2ysap5zl Instructions are in the forum I posted, but in case you're lazy, I'll quote them here:

[cabbage], why do you guys care when I'm browsing? Stop noticing me dammit!

When I got my wisdom teeth removed, I was prescribed some vicoden. I knew vicoden from House, and I knew that some people used it to get high. But when I took it, it dulled the pain a little but I wouldn't call ita high, at all! So I assume that the people who abuse it take more vicoden than I did. Anyways, I've sort ofassumed that by "liking" painkillers, you meanr using them to get high. But that's not what you said! So yes I like them, but only as far as using them to dull pain, not for other purposes! Do you like feeding ducks? I do! Its a very simple pleasure, but also a very sublime one.

I had a childhood friend by the name of Travis. His family was kinda white trash. My family and his went to the same campground occasionally on weekends. One night, I was at his family's camper. His mom was "baking" in that she put a log of toll house cookie mix on a pan, mushed it into a big wad, then threw it in the oven. It never finished because (spoiler alert) giant wads of cookie dough don't cook properly. Anyways, she adjourned herself to the bathroom, but had the door open. Washing her hands, I presumed. Travis went up to her to ask her something, and when he turned back around, he made a perculiar gesture where he put one finger over one of his nostrils and snorted. I had no idea what it meant. Then his mom came out of the bathroom and sniffed, as if she had a runny nose. I didn't know what was going on at the time. I figured she was sick and was taking medicne. I was worried that the cookie wad would be infected and resolved not to have any. In time I came to realise that she was in there snorting cocaine. Where would you go if you could go anywhere? Id go to a clear isolated stream that I could walk around in, looking for snakes, frogs, turtles, salamanders, and other thingd that sensible people would generally avoid.

And I, shall tf2

My room mate showed me that. He found it hilarious, especially because he is familiar with touhou

cats are pretty great

Dunno who that jerk is

Taking photos with fans at some kind of convention?

They should have had heathcliff vomiting garfield. That'd show the proper dynamic between the original and the lame knockoff.