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Seriously paw claw, are you ten years old? also:D I really wasn't going for originality when i created this name....so yea

:D Instead of making every skill a boring carpel tunnel-inducing click-fest jagex could employ slot machines. For example, your potting for lobsters and hit the triple cherries to get a full load

NAME MAKER SERVICE I think I found my calling. After entering a name making contest and winning, one of my friends, who happens to be a girl, asked me to make her a name. The following conversation ensued.... To Cowgirl 163:Howbout "really a girl"? To Cowgirl 163:Since a lot of girls on runescape are actually guys. To Cowgirl 163:Lol, guys would get suspicious and stop hitting on you. To Cowgirl 163:Problem solved! From Cowgirl 163:Genius!!! Lol From Cowgirl 163:Oh Lord!! From Cowgirl 163:A guys hittin on me right now! From Cowgirl 163:Eww From Cowgirl 163:He just called me "sugar"! From Cowgirl 163:And he's only level 3 so I could kick his butt! It felt really good to make a name for her and see her use it. Anway, if you just have a bad name, want an hilarious pure name, or are just too lazy to do it on your own send me a message or talk to me in game. My rsn is "hurry accept". What I Need From You? 1.A list of your favorite words-Goals, Ideas, love interests, favorite television show, animal, or color. 2.A reward- \ Since I can't "Sell" you this virtual service for virtual money, Its now ABSOLUTELY FREE, just don't abuse it. And yes, I enjoy name making enough to do it for free. To me, its a bit like trying to compress a poem into a small space while making it witty and context appropriate. 3.Most importantly A LITTLE TIME-Name making isn't easy and it takes time. XD :thumbsup:

quit your complaining.. go live in Africa and starve to death, then you'll realize a "bad day" My parents sent me to Ghana, West Africa for a year....so I don't appreciate the "all Africans are starving bull ****. Anwayz...on my worst day ever, i was called the n-word and smashed in the face with a steel chair. My teeth tore through my lip, my gums were cut, and my face swole up something awful. Needless to say, I'm physically scarred for life.

Like I said at the end...I didn't write this guide...I'd be glad if a mod moved this to the guide section for me me Also, if you read this, respond to it. I'd like to know what you think.

warning this guide only to be followed completely or not at all --------------------------------------- How to quit Runescape Log out from AFK training if you wish to absorb all the information this guild has to offer with out fear of randoms. Why you should quit Runescape. Problems associated with Runescape Ways to quit Runescape and effectiveness How to effectively stop playing Runescape... Steps to quitting Runescape Do's and don't s Why you should quit 1. Okay sit up for a sec! No... all the way up! You looked like a hunched over deformity of some type! Take a deep breath and roll your neck around. It feels weird doesn't it? That is because your muscles have started to atrophy. When was the last time you got outside? No, not walking to the car... I mean when was the last time you did something outside? Yeah that's what I thought. You are becoming frail. 2. Okay now for the mirror! ot it? Okay what do you see in it? Okay so you have dark sacks under your eyes... Why? Yeah you stay up late every night playing Runescape because you don't get all the time to play it during the day you need. You are becoming a creature of the night. 3. Are you in school? 92.8% of you just said yes. What grades do you have in your classes? Well? Could they be better? Shut the **** up I know you don't care, the question was could they!? You are not learning anything sitting here; in fact you are getting dumber! You can't put "Runescape Pro" on a collage app. 4. When was the last time you had a girlfriend? Okay 6 months ago... What happened in the end it doesn't matter, but the fact of the matter is you still care about her because you haven't had another girl to take your mind off of her! Why haven't you had another girlfriend lately? Well for starters you smell like you haven't taken a bath because you would be missing valuable time you could have been gaining experience. Girls don't like stinkers. You have become socially segregated because of your smell. 5. How much Str XP can you gain in an hour? Okay so you know the answer to that... How far can you run/walk/skate/bike/roll in an hour? Oh you think you know? Yeah try again! It has been 6 months since you could do that! You are losing abilities you once had in exchange for XP. 6. Are you hungry? Do you have to go potty right now? Oh you do? Big surprise... Now why haven't you gotten up and gone?? Yeah that's what I thought... YEAH! (Unless you are Zezima who has a toilet built into his chair.) Problems associated with Runescape ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¾X Cataracts ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¾X Low immune system functionality ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¾X Neck and back pain ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¾X Fatigue ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¾X Temporary insanity ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¾X 1337 5p34k ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¾X Minor twitching of your eye ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¾X Debilitating stomach cramps ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¾X Severe diarrhea ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¾X Memory loss ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¾X Partial facial paralysis ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¾X Temporary blindness ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¾X Drooling ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¾X Bleeding gums ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¾X Erectile dysfunction ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¾X Uncontrollable flatulence ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¾X Skill in thumb wars ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¾X Bad breath ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¾X Cold feet ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¾X Fear of your math teacher throwing things at you when you fall asleep and are not awake to take his kebab Ways to quit Runescape and effectiveness ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¾X Cold turkey - you stop playing Runescape out of the blue. 15% Mostly this is just talk. ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¾X New video game - finding another game to become addicted to. 50% Half the time you will come back. ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¾X Giving everything away - giving all of your Runescape items away. 65% Often people come back and start all over. ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¾X The preparation leave - you invest all of your GP in rares and hope that when you come back they are worth more. .002% 1 week - 3 months later you be back. ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¾X Change in life style - you get a new girlfriend/ a car/ a job/ friends who want to do something fun and make it possible. 85% By far the most effective way to quit. Pro - You stop playing Runescape and gain a life. Con ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃâáV None! JP, you forget about your Runescape items, subscription, stuff you barrowed. if you cancel membership non of your member items have been sold. ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¾X Bad grades - your mom and dad made you stop playing. 99.9% Runescape will be all you think about. ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¾X Collage - you have decided it is time to get real and you want to stay up on your work for collage. 98.9% You will continue to play Runescape on weekends occasionally or AFK while you are studying, you will not cancel your subscription but Runescape will no longer be the main focus of your day. How to effectively stop playing Runescape... Bad new, your ****ed! JP, there is hope! Not! JP! Okay you have read this far! You really do want to stop playing Runescape. Steps to quitting Runescape 1. Cancel Runescape subscription 2. Give most of your items away, other then cash and rares. 3. Delete your internet cookies, so before logging into your favorite forums to say hi and see whatÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃâáÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâæs up with Runescape you have a chance to stop your self 4. Block the Runescape website using internet options so you are not tempted to play Runescape when you see the cool new update 5. Get your potential new friends phone numbers 6. Arrange something to do in time you would normally be playing Runescape. 7. Pop some pills and hope to make it trough the cold and hot flashes that will follow for the next week. 8. 3 month follow up, at this point you have broken the addiction and you may unblock the Runescape main page. You may think this is an unnecessary step but doing so you will remove any temptation to do something that you may feel is edgy or cool, like you are breaking a rule. Do's and don't s Don't give away your rares! Don't give away your account! Don't let someone play your account! Don't get def on your pure for the soul reason you donÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃâáÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâæt think it will matter anymore! Remember to cancel your Runescape member's subscription! Remember to give your friends your items like, food runes, and things that would make it hard to train, PK, or whatever. Remember to unblock Runescape after 3 months! Have fun in the real world all credit to xx f2p xx :ninja: note---this is not my guide...so don't flame..

:mrgreen: I know none of us here are supersticious but mabe you keep an easter egg in your inventory or carry exactly 40 arrows into the wild with you every time you pk. I know I like to wear the skull mask, no cape, or just plain dread locks, because it gives me good luck and it lucks damn cool to boot.

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