Dax

I fell asleep for forty minutes, now I'm all sweaty and gross and stuff.

Which makes it all the better. 60 HP.

Pizza sounds good.

If I weren't busy wasting time on Reddit, we could have gotten another page.

God of War III and LittleBigPlanet 2.

I gots two new games today, but I won't play them just yet.

YEAH BOI.

A PAGE FOR US. HUZZAH!

PEW PEW!

GO GO GO WE'RE NEARLY THERE.

You know it. SPEED IT UP.

All they (twin brothers) do is watch movies.

I have to beat my friends record of ten one day.

Sometimes two a day. Or even three. Max was like six or seven. I think.

I watch a movie everyday.

WOO!

LET'S DO THIS. YEAH.

And we begin.

Yeeeeeeeeeeeah.

Let's do it.

Derping hard with this clicking stuff. Got a new mouse.

I doubt it. My dad's like a ninja.

Doesn't matter. My dad could beat your dad up.

My dad's better though.

Mach 5, by the Presidents of the United States of America. Celebrating Christmas listening to my favourite bands.