Dax

Shooby dooby dooby doo.

God damn it, Halo. Think of the children! They shouldn't be seeing stuff like that!

Gon' hit up some Skyram den eat some food den get with mah lady.

T'was good. I served people and cleaned n' stuff. Next time I won't have a trainer and I'll be all alone. Except, you know, the five or so other people who will be working with me and can tell me what to do.

Hey ladies, I'm back.

Ah well, best be heading off soon-ish. See ya in three and a bit hours.

My shirt is slightly too small and my pants are slightly too big.

Still one of my favourite music videos of all time, and a pretty awesome song at that.

Better get into my work clothes.

Best way to approach them is with a Polypore staff, I believe. Reasonably cheap and reasonably powerful. Melee is terrible on them on purpose, may as well put in the money for the staff.

Clint Eastwood is god. Yes, even above Morgan Freeman.

Yep. Approximately 14 hours ago, however.

Yep. I was gonna shower, but it wasn't particularly hot today and I'm not sweaty or gross.

I'm trying, I'm trying.

L.A. Noire.

Rain outta nowhere. Cool.

Is that a penis?

Should be cool.

I might go cook a- Oh. No-one's here.

Too much - for me.

I don't particularly feel like doubling, but at least it was accidental, not intentional.

I don't particularly feel like work, but at least it's 2 to 5, not 5 to 8.

500th post. 36 HP.

Farewell.