[If Jagex came out with t-shirts for jagexstore.com]

a shirt that says

 

 

 

i live in our world (Front) and play in theirs(back) the back would have a pic of the wise old man and the kbd

 

 

 

 

 

i play runescape and im proud

 

 

 

$5 for 30 days of friends frolic and fighting.what are you waiting for? get going!

[laptop making weird noises eeek!]

the noise has stopped WOOPEE!

[ok how many partners is it ok to have {no mature content}]

maybe but in 20 years you'll be successful, got laid on numerous occasions and he'll have gotten laid more times than you, bald and probaly in a jail cell somewhere

[laptop making weird noises eeek!]

ok the laptop makes this rrrrrrrrrraarrr noise randomly when the laptop is on.as soon as it is off the noise stops.when i tap the laptop the noise stops then starts up again.

 

 

 

it has started doing this an hour ago.help please?

[Ignoring works... they say.]

ok at my middle school i was the only one to like soccer in my whole grade.only me and like 7 other guys played so we were dubbed the "soccer nerds" (irony?)

 

 

 

so we challenged them to a basketball match their favorite game. 7 players - 7 players

 

 

 

we beat them twice in a row.

 

 

 

so basically my advice is find something their are good at and beat them at it.then brag about it in their face.if they keep hassling you say "you want to take this to the basketball court?"

 

 

 

this can be done with sports and fighting

[ok how many partners is it ok to have {no mature content}]

Incest is a little too far. I know its your topic, but please keep it a little more appropriate. ~Lionheart_0

[Your Phobias]

a friend of mine is scared of feet which is sometimes pretty funny :twisted:

 

What does he do when he changes his socks? Bite a tongue depressor and look away?

 

didn't even think of that #-o she's probably just afraid of other peoples feet or she lets her mother do it :lol: it's probably the first option but I'm gonna ask her \

 

 

 

i bet he came out FEET first hahahhha i crack myself up

 

 

 

im scared of 4chan

[ok how many partners is it ok to have {no mature content}]

if your gf has three more bfs besides you.would you get another gf to stick it to her

[ok how many partners is it ok to have {no mature content}]

i dont get it.care to rephrase it?

[Homosexuality: Right or Wrong?]

i don't think its wrong. but by no stretch is it right. if someone prefers to :ohnoes: with the same gender as them, then good for them - as long as they keep me out of it. also theres no point in it as the idea of 'snoo snoo' is to reproduce. and you can't reproduce with a type of cell missing...

 

 

 

for women artificial insemanation (sp?) and gay guys can donate to a sperm bank

[ok how many partners is it ok to have {no mature content}]

sorry but i passed the 10 year old boat years ago

[ok how many partners is it ok to have {no mature content}]

but there's the chance that i can get an std and get a girl preggers.dad at my age? nowai

 

 

 

i know there's the whole dive in headfirst thing but i don't want to get lost in the ocean of HIV/AIDS and hungry babies

[...]

fool stop doing FOOLISHNESS and get back to wcing.vs me on kart sometimes?.im the 1 star master

[How was everyone's prom?]

About a dozen of us went in a minibus for mine.

 

 

 

And nothing wrong with 'grinding' at all really.

 

 

 

There's nothing wrong with grinding if you're dancing but throwing your groin into them with the sole idea of dry humping them is stupid, that isn't dancing, it's a 11 year olds away of attaining an erection. The prom is theoretically an expensive form of prostitution, you pay about 600-700 dollars on Limo / Tux / Good restaurant so you're guaranteed sex :lol:

 

 

 

kranked1, do you know that people go to the prom to have fun? do you know that people grind on the dance floor to, like, have fun? Stop being insecure, there's nothing wrong about it. I grind with girls I meet on the spot. Does that mean I want to have sex with them? No, it means I like to have fun on the dancefloor. If your morals prevent you from doing this then sucks to be you.

 

 

 

Oh and anyone who's willing to claim that in order to have sex you're obliged to treat the girl to meal is totally ignorant. Treating a girl to intercourse If you're doing it for the sole purpose of having sex (as opposed to just doing it for fun) then you obviously don't please girls in the bedroom.

 

 

 

fixed

[ok how many partners is it ok to have {no mature content}]

seriously if stds did not exist and birth control was 100% effective then id be getting laid left right and center but in today's world you got to watch where you park your wagon for the night

[ok how many partners is it ok to have {no mature content}]

thanks for the reply

 

 

 

dude babies and stds aren't a guys best friend

[Early Childhood Memories]

I wanted to get big so I could play football when I was older. So, I took to eating margerine and butter plain. It started at Denny's, and I ate all the butter in those small packets. Then, it went to spoonfuls of margerine.

 

 

 

Yuck.

 

 

 

next time lift weights and exercise and get buff.dont be a fatty mcfat

[Obesity and Airlines]

-sigh- everything just goes right through.i can eat a whole meal for a family of 5 and still not gain weight.in 2 years ive gained like 5 pounds.and thats only cuz i ate kfc every week

[ok how many partners is it ok to have {no mature content}]

There isn't a such thing as being "more moral", more like a different set of morals, you can't measure the morality of anything.

 

 

 

So you'd never call someone righteous or decadent? If there was no measure of morality we'd have no libertines.

 

In a sense, yes and no. For example, is there a such thing as good and evil? It depends on the viewpoint of the person or group. Ex: Side A finds something righteous, Side B finds it evil. Best way I could explain it.

 

 

 

 

 

this thread has come along way.but if you get a group of 10 people all 10 wont have the same morals and beliefs especially if theyre from different races and attend different churches

[Summoning: Is it worth raising the combat level?]

yes it isworth it

[rarest item in runescape?]

if kindness was an item it would be the rarest in runescape.but it would have to be disk of returning

[Tutorial Island: Should it be optional?]

think about it.., without tut island where would you be?, where would i be?

 

 

 

i would have never learned about smithing.

 

 

 

i wouldn't know how to fish or mine

 

 

 

i probaly wouldve quit the second day and jagex wouldve lost 2 years worth of membership from me.

 

 

 

tut island is your gateway to runescape.all you have to do is enter

[Homosexuality: Right or Wrong?]

lets give all the homos an island to themselves.no internetz also.half of tif would dissapear

[Article I found about Oil Prices and the future.]

he looks so cute when he types

[The return of Muffin Maddy]

hey im quitting too.just cant bring myself to log on.

 

 

 

 

 

so ill make a going away poem

 

 

 

runescape it was fun

 

but now weve got to run

 

thanks for your time

 

now im going to rhyme

 

 

 

a place for nerds ppl say

 

but id come back any day

 

do i care what people say

 

no they should go and bathe

 

 

 

isnt runescape not epic?

 

ill never forget it

 

if i could

 

i wouldnt change a thing

 

runescape is my bling!

 

 

 

runescape is not my summer fling

 

its just my fav thing

 

am i a nerd?

 

does it look like i care?

 

shut up and stuff that in your underweaR!