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Ohsnap gotta go see something on computer

I go to school Wednesday to get on a coach bus and go chill with friends at an amusement park all day. YES

I wouldn't drink mini sodas because: 1. We drink pop here nubs 2. I don't drink carbonated beverages. Okay, it took about an hour to slowly go through everyone's posts here and then I left it up when I went to eat dinner and talk to mother and such. Hmmph.

I played with a duckling today!

Ohmy.

I don't remember the figure, but a good percentage more lesbians come out of the closet if they graduate college. My teacher had to specify over and over that this doesn't mean more lesbians go to college or college makes women lesbians, but it's just happens that going through college helps lesbians figure out which way they roll.

I don't care about everyday threats either, so I don't understand what point you were making. It's life. We live, we die. That's how it goes. The ciiiircle of liiife!

I need to cut my nails.

Exactly, so the key is to not give a [cabbage]. ... [hide]What do tigers dream of, when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her catwoman suit? Don't you worry your pretty striped head, we're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed. And then we're gonna find our best friend Doug, and then we're gonna give him a best friend hug. Doug, Doug, oh Doug Dougie Dougie Doug Doug. But if he's een murdered by crystal meth tweakers, well then we're shi- outta luck.[/hide]

So basically, since there are stupid people everywhere I go in the course of a day except for my house, in order to be safer, I should stay at home. But then I'm in relatively close vicinity to my neighbors, some of who do stupid things at their houses. So there's nowhere to go unless I'm far away from everyone. Cool.

Or someone else around you is doing something stupid. For example, "I'm not afraid of how well I drive, I'm afraid of everyone else on the road."

It is, but when people say it most of the smart ones mean it in relation to the normal threats we face. It'd be a bit silly to say "my life is extra threatened right now".

The invincible thing is bad, but so is going around thinking of everything that can go wrong.

Everyone's life sucks in one way or another. And we all die, oh darn.

Permanent probation, possibilty of immediate ban, yep. Life here is always very threatened. Real life too because I'm just a girl.

She doesn't speak in a ladylike manner. She also hasn't had her life recently threatened.

I wouldn't be able to tell it anyway, ladies don't say anything edging on offensive or inappropriate.

I assume you've all heard the offensive one about the car ashtray.

It has been a while since I've made anyone a sandwich.

I should do dishes so I'll be able to leave if the opportunity arises.

S&M Pageget I want somebody to come hang out with me

Also I was carrying bffl around on my shoulders in this place that was supposed to be the YMCA but was waaay cooler. Then after I put her down I tackled her. I take out my rage in dreams even though I was super duper happy the whole dream. AHH! Her on my shoulders near water is like summer at the beach! I'm figuring things out guys!

That was the only weird thing I'll say, it wasn't even directly sexual but it disgusted me. My favorite part was when I was jumping fences like a boss, everyone had these 20 foot wooden privacy fences and I was jumping on top of them and balancing. I was also running around like crazy and jumping all over the place, it was cool.

2 and a half hours later, that was a nice nap. The book we are reading for Lang has some weird sexual things going on, so weird sexual things may have happened in my dream. Like I walked into this room, it was my brother's room but it was my best friend's room, they're sitting on my friend's waterbed watching tv and my brother was in shock that I walked in and peed the bed twice. It was really weird that the waterbed showed up in the beginning and end of the dream though, in the beginning me and friend were sitting like normal in her normal room and the bed sprung a leak, beginning the odd dream. I should go list all I can remember from the dream because I've got a lot of detail still available for this one.

Wow, a Friday night where I'll probably be on here a lot