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Halo you forgot snowmobiles

I JUST CAME UP WITH SOMETHING AMAZING I worship Ke$ha, well known fact. Infatuated with her. So I just realized my life dream. I want to go to a Ke$ha rave with my bffl, do insane but not quite deadly substances, enjoy blacklight and glowing shtuff, get crazy, wake up after it's all over in the messy place just me, bffl, and Ke$ha. Then a hot shirtless man will make us French toast and we will all sing an acoustic version of "Friday" together. The end.

No, not a sexual maneuver. It's just that apparently Minnesotans are... nice. But I don't see it so much in young people because we're all douchey. Everywhere. The young people basically suck and I don't know how our generation will survive.

Have you guys heard of "Minnesota Nice"?

It's fun posting personal information that nobody wants, influences a feeling of safety that nobody would want to cause harm to me even if they had the resources.

If you wanna know where I live it's in one of the counties in dark blue 90-100% pop! inb4>implyingwewanttoknowwhereyoulive

Definitely pop, fosho. What else do we say here, hmm. The super northern Minnesotans say "yeah" all the time, kind of like the Canadian "eh". But we say pop, not soda or coke, we say you guys, not y'all, and our O's are long. Minnesoohhta.

My bffl is a popaholic, also addicted to fats food. This is why I say her veins contain carbonated grease.

Pedo Piderman whoa (@one telling who about soda v pop) And sorry halo, it's pop here too. At least it's not all coke like in the south.

What's my little post number here? I can't view it from iPod That is always my excuse

Is there? One of my cousins north of there had a Facebook status about hail. It's fine here, the Twin Cities are about an hour ish away depending on where (the metro area starts about an hour from here) @who Location: MN

I have AP Lang exam tomorrow. 3 hours 15 minutes. WE WE WE SO EXCITED

One time I was browsing /FG/ and I ran across this group of guys always posting in the same thread and they were a bunch of whorebags.

SATCHEL

I might have ice cream laters

I eat like a fatty. Imma go get a cookie.

People I want to kill: >lying, annoying brother, randomly touches people, lies to mom all the time, can't listen, depressed so he's sheltered and he gets away with everything >bratty, spoiled sister, talks back to everyone, complains about the two chores she has to do, super sensitive and 13 years old >friend who clings to me, has the emotions of a young child, sheltered, tries to sound like she accepts everyone but she's actually quite judgmental, every day is either "sad day" or "best day ever!", overused words "win," "epic," and "fail" >friend who's always been douchey and still is, dominates all conversations, loud, disrespectful, slacks off because he's so arrogant about how smart he is And so on

People would notice that those people were dead, I don't know how I could do it

And they're not even people I should want to kill, they're people who I'm supposed to care about

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It's so hot outside. So hot.

Why yes, yes I am.

I lied

Same for me, AP test 7:30 AM tomorrow. Uhhbye.

Name names!