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Here we go, come with me There's a thread out there that we should see Take my spam, close your eyes 'Cause with you right here I'm a troll-ateer

When I see your post, There's not a thing that I'd edit You troll amazing Spamming as you are Mkayno

SPAMMIT!

Because [k]nights like these you tend to spam a lot.

Do your uniforms say Knights of Spamalot?

SpamMuseum is45 ish mins from my house.

I have no reason to wear push-ups. ...

I can't get my cat to put his penis away!

I could do pushups on my bed but that seems slightly more awkward than on the floor. Less awkward than on the kitchen table or the coutnertop, but more awkward than the floor.

I don't have the floorspace right now, otherwise I would.

Last night I had a dream that my beat friend ever got engaged and I found out through Facebook. Angry? Yes, yes I was.

nope and I'm the newbie.. ish. two more days and I'll have been here a month.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Then he got angry and kicked the wall. 6 HP

Took doggy on long walk. Or, well, walked a lot and had doggy for last few blocks, brother walked him most of way.

So I was gonna sleep, I probably fell asleep, then my mom (who I told ahead of time that I was going to sleep) came in to ask if I was asleep, then I looked at my phone and I ha a missed call from like a minute before my mom came in (so I definitely musta slept and my phone didn't wake me up, but my mom did) and then I ha a 17 minute phone conversation. Yeahbuudayy.

Hmm. Hi, I'm Emily. I talk too much when I'm comfortable, and before that I don't say much at all. I'm emotional, but I hold onto a lot of it and save talking about it until I have someone I really trust to help me feel better. I laugh too loud and too often. I like puns. I fall asleep with my headphones in usually. I like cats most, but dogs are alright too. I stay up later than I should. I feel good when I get things done, but I often lack motivation to start. I spend a lot of time alone. I have vivid dreams, and I construct daydreams when I'm bored and return to them often. I have a hard time handling sudden change, and anticipation before change gets me almost worse. I like the smell of spring after a long winter once the rotting is done, and the crispness of the air when winter is approaching, but summer is my favorite because I love the freedom and comfort that comes with fewer obligations and comfortable clothes. Boxer shorts are my favorite. I spend as much time as possible wearing pajama pants suing the cold parts of the year and I basically always wear boxer shorts in the summer. I eat too much fast food. I used to be able to justify it because I'd walk to get it, but now that reason is invalid. I had my nails done for three months last year and I loved them once I was used to them. Seeing the people I love smile is one of my favorite things. I love taking care of people, whether it's listening to their problems and offering solutions, making them food, or doing them any sort of favor. Many of my complaints in life are likely fueled by jealousy. My iPod and phone are my most important possessions. I take the fleece blanket I got for Christmas last year with me whenever I'm not staying at home. I like being able to hide behind sunglasses. When people yell, it stresses me out and I prefer to leave, even if the problem has nothing to do with me. A lot of people who I've been in school with for a long time don't know me because they don't bother talking to me, but when they do, they often seem surprised by me. Hmm.

If people have serious problems with the content of other users' posts, they should block the users they dislike or something.

TWIX

I like my tiny screen.

Halo I saw that on the preview. Pshh Rickroll and lose the game geez

I was winning today

One of my Mormon friends has been posting religious statuses on a daily basis when she never did before. As a matter of fact, she rarely posted statuses before and if she did they related to school or friends. I think it's probably because she got into BYU, maybe they're watching her now. That, or she's having some sort of breakthrough. But she's not acting like it in person if that's the case.

Boo Boo is so nice

What was the butt rape troll's name?

I can usually but there's an occasional one that won't show up. Some YouTube videos can't be played on mobile devices, a lot because they're Vevo videos or whatever, others just the settings are that way.