blaah

That's so cool.

Haven't missed much today I see

My eyes sting from my contacts going in 15 minutes after waking up

Well, kinda ran through based on notecards, stumbled and missed things so it leveled out around 7 minutes, needs to be 6-8. Should be good. Just need to read the outline and the notecards again before class to refresh. Now, I need to try to get five hours of sleep. Goodnight thread.

Yep, depression. Persuasive speech, reach out to people you know and help them out by directing them to resources or whatever. Cannot afford to miss oral citations, those are weighted too heavily in my opinion but they're simple.

I hope my notecards make sense to me in the morning, otherwise that speech is gonna suck

so true

I'M GONNA MARRY THE NIGHT

that guy said he takes home 3 or 4 girls a night, on top of what you guys say, sounds legit

ohp, one guy threw out the whole "does this rag smell like chloroform?" one

Indeed, I changed to try to get pickup lines. But those guys filled out "why" pretty well. You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: What's your greatest pickup line? Stranger 2: nice shoes wanna [bleep] Stranger 1: i only have one std Stranger 1: :) Stranger 2: lol Stranger 1 has disconnected

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: What is your favorite food and why? Stranger 2: Pizza. Stranger 1: tacos, they are delicous. Stranger 2: Because the [bleep]ing ninja turtles eat it. Stranger 1: [bleep] yeah! Stranger 1: power rangers are better though... Stranger 2: Well what the [bleep] do they eat? Stranger 1: tacos man Stranger 2: Only the brown ranger. Stranger 1: pffft Stranger 1: there is no brown ranger Stranger 1: duh! Stranger 1: loser.... Stranger 1 has disconnected

[hide]You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: Why aren't you masturbating? Stranger 2: i already did Stranger 1: What if I am right now... Stranger 2: ur gay Stranger 1: Only gay people masturbate? Stranger 2: no its just im a guy and the guy who wrote this Stranger 2: is a guy Stranger 1: I wasn't aware. Stranger 2: so ur gay Stranger 1: You assume girls don't masturbate? What are you twelve? Stranger 2: lol Stranger 2: youre retarded Stranger 1: You're twelve so we're equals then. Stranger 2: im laughing my ass off Stranger 2: ur a [bleep]ing RETARD Stranger 1: I'm a masturbating retard, to be exact. Stranger 2: what u stay u ppast ur 5 pm bedtime Stranger 2: this what u do Stranger 1: Yes, this what I do. Stranger 1: You're grammar is terrible. Six grade is hard isn't it? Stranger 2: well get [bleep]ing real Stranger 2: you are grammar is terrible Stranger 1 has disconnected [/hide] [hide]You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: Why aren't you masturbating? Stranger 2: i´m in school Stranger 2: :( Stranger 1: I'm on my period Stranger 1: ): Stranger 2: xD Stranger 1: :D Stranger 1 has disconnected [/hide]

After these dopes finish their boring conversation, I'm changing the question.

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: Fill in the blanks: When I see ______, I always _______. Stranger 1: [WARNING: Omegle is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] Stranger 2: lol, wtf? Stranger 2: get outa here /b/tard Stranger 2: you cant do that in here. Stranger 2: xD Stranger 2: Go back to 1v1 chat. Stranger 1: [bleep] you hipster Stranger 1 has disconnected

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: Fill in the blanks: When I see ______, I always _______. Stranger 1: When I see ponies, I always brohoof. Stranger 2: God that's hilarious Stranger 2: Kudos. Stranger 1: Why thank you. Stranger 1 has disconnected

This question is actually working even though it's mostly guys answering like that first guy

it's this spy mode deal, ask people questions and watch them talk. it's awkward.

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: Fill in the blanks: When I see ______, I always _______. Stranger 1: [bleep], [bleep] Stranger 2: love,aww Stranger 1: lol we differed there Stranger 2: yes Stranger 1: but thats cute Stranger 2: thank you Stranger 1: you're welcome :) Stranger 2: asl Stranger 1: 21 m usa. you? Stranger 2: 17 m usa whats up Stranger 1 has disconnected

look nub

I don't know how I made it to 9th or whatever, I'm very unladylike by napalm's definition

No, you must let me pass you, ladies first

pr

errybody hates change

becuz