Bluejayfan94

Wow wernt lying, sweet glitch

AWWWWWW Anyways, sorry ratchet, my Xbox 360 and Xbox Live got me AGAIN :roll: Anyways again, GO KITTENS!!

Hmmm... How much is 28 Million German Marks? And you used money as scrap paper :shock: :shock: Total 28 Million German Marks, 1k, a new chapter (already payed?), and a magic box of air. 8-) Oh no!! The noob police will pay the Sumo to not kill ratchet :D Oh and Ratchet, wheres my cookie? :anxious: :-k =P~

Major Sergent Bluejayfan94 here. Have any noob related problems? :

You never saw this topic not stickied, it was a figment of your imagination... :roll: :-$ Yes... master... Darn I should have taken a screenshot! #-o I can see the headlines now "tip.it staff doesn't sticky important topic!" Lol, Now thats important news :XD:

WOW!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: A MAGIC BOX OF AIR. SO RARE. 8-) :XD: Anyways, so the Noob Police have collected 1k, a new chapter, and a magic box of air. PLEASE PLEDGE MORE MONEY THAN ITEMS!! :(And between me and who ever reads this, a Dragon Woodcutting axe for me =) )

I was away. :^o What do you expect. Last time I was on I snuck on in the library :shame: So far the noob police have 1k from my little pepsi mentioning...

Futurama Rocks! But anyways, Dont use the slurm phrases from Futurama if you dont have to... WE NEED THAT MONEY!!! Yes, we are very poor. We ran out of donut money :shock: !!!! I might need to sell chocolates. :shock: Surprisingly, Im the #1 Chocolate seller in the North end of the city. :shock: :thumbsup: TAKING ALL PLEDGES!!! Oh and... DRINK PEPSI!!! Yay! I just got 1k :D

Yes I am reading this... Now... Try 14 with loads of dignity left in him. And yes I WILL sue.Not! :

Woah! Last time I posted was on Sept. 8 :shock: Never thought I was gone that long. My 360 got me for a few days :) So anyways, I think I'm back... Ill be in the Snake and Noob stories trying to catch up...

Ok then... How long is the second chapter??? I am calm... Right now... MY BROTHERS WATCHING T.V!!! NOW IM NOT CALM!! I WAS GONNA PLAY ON XBOX LIVE... >>> Due to some technical issues, the rest of this message has been deleted <<<Well... Bye I'm going to go kick my brother off the tv...

Im coming for you next Powerent... :shock: :shock: :shock:

I have the Image not founds too! And yeah the bypassers are more like... :shock: :roll: :anxious: :roll: :anxious: :shock: :o :o

Im surprised Archimage never posted on here yet. He will give you the best constructive criticism.

This is the second installment. I think... Anyways, WOW!! Nice stats IMshadow7! :thumbsup: P.S. Not trying to spam.

As Xewleer said, This is pretty funny. But also, This is very pointless. If you were trying to be funny move it to the Jokes forum.

I agree with llamster... This is like the back cover of a book. And also, you have to know that the original Wizards' Tower was where the new one is. Alos Zezima wasn't the first to kill Elvarg. It was me!!! :twisted: jk But really, Zezima wasn't the first... I dont know the first on but wasn't him.

WOOOOOO!!! I have two stories and one is funny :D Anyways, HAHAHA!! THESE NOOB POLICE STORIES KEEP GETTING FUNNIER :XD:

THANK YOU!!! FINALLY!

NO? REALLY? jking Chat name: -Random Names- Usually Roughriders or Overpriced Name to get in: Bluejayfan94 Use: General Chat/ (If the name is Nature Help) Nature running help. NO SPAM!!

Good idea And Powerent... Those arent as good as Kams ideas but still credits to you. But not many

lol I might want to give you an idea about the BlueJay Chronicles... Make the Chapters BOLD Writing. AND CAN EVERYONE STOP SAYING IM GAY ?!?!?!?!?! THIS IS GETTING ANNOYING!!!

HAHA!!! Nice story about me : Very Funny... At least it dosent have something saying im gay. IM NOT! And yes, That is our lavatory... :XD:

Good Start... I've already been pulled in.. Keep up the good... Writing : :thumbsup: And sweet! First post...

Ratchet, Just thinking too.. In the second God wars, am I going to be a bigger character? And also yes, I know I am very selfish :XD: GO BLUEJAY AND HIS GIANT BLUE JAY!! :thumbsup: Yes, now I am... For now... Hmmmmmmmmmm..... Very Strange..... Second.... I AM NOT GAY!!! Well, you and your damn disclaimers