BUT unfortunately for you there was a flaw in your plan! I had steven hawkings! who, once I managed to stop him from speaking these formulas to me, used his intellingence/phsycic powers to track down this undisclosed planet and undisclosed location, which turned out to be a relatively new planet called "bingbong". I then found you in bingbong square, were you sat huddled, carddling the cheese and singing it lullabyes, for the pope had hypnotised you! And stole the cheese and ran. first i took it to a muse concert, to set it's mind straight, then ran again to new york and his amongst it's enormity! (the cheese had a great time)