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bump -.- Nearly same amount of pages as Soph's blog :o :shock:

*poke* :shock: :shock: Finally found your blog again :lol: anyways gl Soph

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bump -.- by the way that joke 2 posts up, didn't happen to me, I took it off a jokes page

:o :o :o honestly :o :o :o and i thought Soph was the scary one :anxious: :anxious: :anxious: :anxious: :anxious: :uhh: :uhh: :uhh:

Two words that have to be Said: GRATZ WOUTER!!!!!!!! There I said them :P

While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 15 mph over the speed limit), I noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge. Naturally, he pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, What's the hurry? I replied, I'm late for work. Oh yeah?" said the cop. What do you do? I'm a rectum stretcher, I responded. The cop said, What? A rectum stretcher? What does a rectum stretcher DO? I said, Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand. Then I work until I can get both hands in there, and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide. The cop asked me, What the heck do you do with a 6 foot rectum? I replied, You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a bridge *** Bail: $1000 *** Ticket: $95 *** Look on cop's face: Priceless Was 'loling' at this for almost 1 hr after seeing it XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

bump :? Gd mood is still here ^^

miss you Andu :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

bump for ducky Double post but oh well, no ones gonna hold it against me right?

bump :? Still in great mood : :

Oh for crying out load.......BUMP!!!!!!!!! :? :? :? :? :? In a great mood and nothing is gonna bring me down! (not even the lack of posts) Wanna know why? ask me in game 8-)

Shot is one busy ducky ^^

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I second that: GO SHOT GO!!!!!!

bump from pg 2 not so funny quote but a gd one; 'No dumb b*****d won a war by dieing for his country, he won it my making some other dumb *****d die instead' - US general Patton from WW2 (yes I blocked out the swearing :o )

:XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: Soph I'm training my str

bump from pg 2 for u! :thumbup:

Whats that supposed to mean Wouter? :?

bumpy -.- another funny quote for you: 'If theres anything bigger than my ego here, I want it caught and shot.' - Zaphod from hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!Shot teh ducky!!!! gratz on 50 rc Shot

bumpy :shock: Funny joke I heard today; '99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.' How true rofl :lol: :lol: :lol:

cos you fail at killing things that can move :evil: If I can't hit a moving target, explain my near perfect score on almost every shooting range I been on IRL 8-)