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oh well, my butt feels unconfortable and recently a few hairs fell off... stupid greasy bacon... oh well.... im thinking of trying to sweat the grease out that is absorbed deep into my buttocks... sooooooooo... im going to turn the shower on EXTREMELY HOT (the tempeture thing is busted so i can push it past maximum, the plumber says not to do it, but he says it wont harm the heater or pipes or anything though... so im gona close my bathroom door (its a small bathroom with no bath, just a shower), stuff all the cracks with toilet paper, turn the sink on maximum, turn the shower knob all the way around so it is a few milimeters from cold, close the toilet lid and drawers so the air has less space to go. then get in the shower with the curtain closed and stand next to he water but not in the water. i will sit there for an hour thinking of... stuff... and scratching my anus... ARRGH! its so hard to play runescape when i cant concentrate! oh and my cat knocked over the trash can in the bathroom... and ate the whole piece of bacon... im serious

i bet the OoC uses bots... i found 3k cabbage on the ground once, still have it too.... wtf was someone doing with that much cabbage

f2p is a toilet, the scammers, spammers, hackers, and account sharers are the turds. all the pee molocules are the many noobs... and the tiny blood molocules are the high lvl non members

nonmembers should not be able to pm p2p players the p2p player they are pming has them on their friends list, or if they have the new option on/f2p as their private chat option, it will be colored orange. i get pmed tons of times a day by nonmember noobs who look me up on the highscores and say "free stuff plz" or "do u have full steel, plz plz plz sell it to me 100 gp im poor" and of coarse "will u be my bf" and when i politley answer "no" they say "f u noob, i could own u, my main is lvl 300" or "my friend could own u, hes zezima" or "f u noob, my main is zezima" oh and once i was in a free world and u know how zezima said he started a pure once in the interview, well i met that pure and it turned out to be zezima (he pmed me)... god, that was embarising.... atleast now we know he has no other acounts anymore and tell the noobs to read the interview, then they log off. well anyway, if they are going to misuse the private chat they dont deserve it.

ok, f2p cannot have access to the forums because they will spam the suggestions with noob f2p suggestions, all they will do is beg for more updates and use the forums to beg for free stuff. they will also spam the armor and weapons forums with "buying full rune plz im poor" or "buying full steel 2k" they will also use them to scam, they will complain about being scammed, they will ask "how do i get silverlight" and the noob nonmembers will answer "deep in the wildy, ill show u" they will post topics where they are not supposed to be posted, spam will be everywhere and it will be unstopible as whenever a f2p player is banned they will just create another account. they will use auto typers and make bots auto spam if they are mad at jagex. the forum would be ruined, i normally do not agree with jagex but they are smart not giving them forum privaleges. the average ammount of players scammed a day will be up atleast 30% they should have an extened desert area where they can die of thirst, maybe with something new like *cactus poisen* from new poisen cactuses, it would do 1 damage to its opponent but the poisened weapons will be un tradeable. however, i do think they should get a new quest, imagine.... THE KEBAB OF POWER! nonmembers will have access to a huge new island almost doubling the area they have to play. they will automaticly have access to half of it but for the other half they half to have done all nonmember quests to start the kebab of power quest. also maybe there would be a member area too. all quest items will be untradeable to prevent scammers this quest would also give them spears and maybe the stronger non members will be able to unlock the powers of the kebab ores and bars.... they will also have kebab bombs as a new range item and kebab mage spells for the normal spell book, they will also get a kebab cannon that is like a normal cannon but WAAAAY weaker. they will even have pet kebabs (a fusion of a dog and a kebab). they will also be able to buy up to rune halberds... that is... if they can journy through the kebab jungle full of science experiments gone wrong... maybe they might even unlock the ability to become half kebab, slightly raising all their stats and the regeneration process is sped up by 500%

yes :-X

it was wrong of him to start it in the first place, whos to say he didnt scam that d chain off someone else? think before u post :shame: i am not even going to bother reading any posts saying "ur the scammer", as u obviously do not understand the situation.

once when i was a non member i wanted to join this clan, they had to do the trust trade thing to let me join. so seeing as they all were noobs, i knew they knew nothing of the game, and the dragon slayer quest. so i told them i had a rune scimmy, they wanted to trust trade. so i told them i was on a part of dragon slayer where my bank is locked due to melzar wanting revenge for killing him and i needed 10k to unlock it, the noobs stupidly payed the money, i spent a minute walking to the bank, then quickly threw on private chat off then logged and switched worlds. once i was scammed out of 2k addy arrows, switched with iron >=( once i saw this lvl 3 doing the "show me ur inventory spaces and ill give u free full load of lobbies. he was wearing the typical autoer clothes, i decided he was an autoer, so i deposited all my stuff and withdrew 4 rune ess (back before the pure ess) thinking that the auto may check the words and think its rune armor or weapons, sure enough it took them! it went back to the bank to restock! i did this around 40 times! then it ran out..... i bet the owner of that bot was surprised, he only had scammed about 160 rune ess! and he had lost about 1120 lobbies! they helped pay for my black t when i was a noob =) i also have gotten bots stuck in the arburys house with the mugger, it killed them they lost their rune ess. i teled to lumbridge and they were walking everywhere

he who trys to scam first is the scammer, he attempted to scam me over 15 times, in the end he thought he was still scamming me. so i am not a scammer. last i checked on 1 of my other accounts he was in world 2, most likely trying to sell what he thought was worth "millions". i never told him it was worth anything, he automaticly determined it was worth alot. go me :thumbsup:

ok, i was using my meat tenderizer in castle wars and this [developmentally delayed]ed rich lvl 76 noob scammer comes up to me, he didnt know wat my item was and he wanted it, he was wearing a d chain, d legs, infinity boots, chaos gloves or red gloves, a fury, a whip, obby shield, and of coarse, the castle wars hood and cape. he tried the trust scam and kept annoying me with "come on man plz" "just let me barrow it", he didnt know what it is so he obviously never did recipe for disaster. he wanted it badly, he must of got the idea that it was a rare item worth millions cuz i kept saying no. he offered to let me barrow his rune boots (not infinity =() while he tried the hammer. i knew i had him now, it was time to scam the scammer, i talked to him for 2 hours acting like his 'friend' then he asked about the meat tenderizer again (thinking that he was about to scam me). i told him "ok... ill let u borrow it.. if u let me hold onto ur d chain, but u better not take it or im reporting u". so then we met at my house, we traded and he said "i cant wield it" then i said "hang on a second, eat this" i traded him a mysterious fruit, he ate it and said he still couldnt equip it. i told him to follow me, i brought him to lumbridge. since it has been far more then 60 seconds i said, "hang on i got to go peepee" he said "ok" then i quickly turned private chat off, then i logged. i switched to world 2 then teled to edgevile with my glory, then i removed him and added him to ignore, then i kept private chat on friends =). later i sold the d chain, and spent the money on my house. SILLY SCAMMERS, WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

i almost have a quest cape and im gona have a cooking cape by the end of the week, i bough 30k raw monk fish to cook =) for now im stuck with my legends cape, zammy cape, avas acumulator, and spotted cape :x

a update for the runescape pedophiles, if they add this they will actually allow u to adopt a child, also, storing a child in a bank is just wrong imagine how awkward it would be in real life. man: ok son ur staying in the bank for a few months until they release a new quest that requires u, then i will put u back in and then ill take u out in a year when they add another update, after that u will most likely sit here forever, or one day when i need bank space i will probably drop u on ur head, killing u, maybe i will make some money by selling ur body to necrophiliacs. oh and u wont get any food while ur here but u will miraculisly survive, but endor tons of pain do to no food. son: daddy nooo! dad: ok banker i wish to deposit my son banker: ok dad: bye son: waaaaaaah banker: ok u will be in this tiny box until ur father comes back, oh did i forget to mention, michal jackson works here now, he needed money to pay off his plastic surgery bills and he has none now cuz he spent all his money in court, and he cant sing anymore. son: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! the child would then try to kill himself by selecting a knife and using it on his hand, to his surprise a mysterious voice says "nothing interesting happens". looks like god didnt add that update yet CONCLUSION: BAD IDEA, RANTS FORUM WOULD BE FLOODED AND PLAYERS WILL QUIT

1 strip of bacon wont change anything, and if we didnt have all these fat people which the government pays for as much food as they want and any food they want (when they are in help centers). in these weight loss centers, instead of letting them have whatever they want they should just starve them and give them surgery until they are skinny, after that they should do shock therapy to stop them from over eating, then they should come back every month for more shock therapy so they dont change. they also should be put on meds. the government should just stop wasting their money on useless things like fat people, they should also stop the diseased, fat, and poor from reproducing by spaying and nuetering them or visectimies and getting their tubes tied. also, rapists, pedophiles, and murders should always get the death sentence, whenever they get out of prison they just go and do the same things again. the united states government needs to be more harsh on people and stop wasting all our tax dollars. WOULD U WANT A FRACTION OF UR TAX DOLLARS GOING TO FAT PEOPLE WHO JUST SIT ON A BED ALL DAY WATCHING TV AND WASTING ALL UR MONEY ON FOOD WHEN IT COULD ACTUALLY BE GOING TO THE POOR AND STARVING PEOPLE IN 3RD WORLD COUNTRIES? no, u dont, the government should stop doing this. i should lead a protest group :P

no, it was 2 o'clock am

i was only in my underwear at the time so i pulled it down with my non bacon holding hand, if u were up at 2 o'clock am you would make the same mistake.

i know

ok so it was really late at night and i was hungry, i wanted some bacon so i just heated 4 pieces up. i ate 3 then i forgot i was holding the other 1, so i went to the bathroom, did no. 2, then i used the bacon as toilet paper thinking that i was holding some toilet paper. suddenly i felt the grease, i saw that i was using BACON FOR TOILET PAPER! i then had to take a bath to get the grease out... :oops: so sad...... stupid me #-o