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On a more serious note, How many people here are religious? Not trying to offend anyone or anything, just something I was wondering about.

@archi - ICU aided me, but I'm not sure how much. I also spent half my budget on infra. , so my infra. level should be 2.6 Project rectum has been completed. It is an improvement to our earlier research on solar panels. We now have high efficiency solar panels, being installed on all buildings, that can power the entire building (With the exception of high rises and factories) without any help from the main grid. Any unused power is fed back into the main grid, making it so we require very little power from dirty sources. Breakdown of power sources in Kazakhia Solar - 84% Wind - 11% Nuclear - 2% Hydroelectric - 2% Dirty Sources - 1% This technology is also being used for military purposes, all new vehicles in the Kazakhian army, with the exception of MBTs, is now hybrid powered. Gas is still needed, as the rugged military panels cost a lot. Soldiers also have panels embedded into their armor, charging any electronic device the soldiers use. Other applications will be found in the future. Other Projects Colon - 4 years (Level 1) Sphincter - 7 years (Level 1) Retina

I SECRETLY REVEAL 300,000 TROOPS IN BERLIN

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Kazakhia will be spending the remaining 50% of our budget on Infrastructure.

Our projects Colon - 7 years (Level 1) Rectum - 3 years (Level 2) Sphincter - 10 years. (Level 1)

ICU, when is our colony ship leaving?

Soon, my friend, soon.

It's pretty much a worst case scenario of the cold war with (some) different names. Probably been done. Yes, but has it been done with Kazakhstan as a major player? He doesn't get the inside-jokieness of it.

I love admins. We should never spam their threads!

1. NK sinks Cheonan 2. SK government shrugs and is quiet about it for over a month 3. SK accuses NK of sinking the Cheonan. 4. An international investigation of the sinking takes place. 5. The international investigation concludes that a torpedo likely sunk the Cheonan. 6. North Korea is accused of sinking the Cheonan. Accusation becomes fact. 7. North Korea threatens war. 8. South Korea says "F you" and shuts off most trade with North Korea. 9. North Korea tells South Korea to bugger off and cuts off ties. 10. The United States begins to talk with and bribe China into being on its side during a hypothetical conflict. China reluctantly obliges. 11. South Korea starts land exercises and naval exercises with the USA. 12. North Korea withdraws its guarantee to not accidentally sink South Korean ships. 13. The United States and China urge peace. 14. South Korea continues military exercises and psychological warfare. 15. North Korea declares war on South Korea and fires dozens of rockets across the DMZ into South Korean fortifications. Ground troops begin to cross the DMZ and meet in the battle field. Warships attack each other. 16. The United States declares war on North Korea. 17. The UN passes sanctions against North Korea and urges peace. 18. North Korea threatens to nuke Seoul. 19. The UN writes North Korea an angry letter. People begin to protest against nuclear weapons. 20. North Korea nukes Seoul. South Korea empties its arsenal on North Korea, thus provoking an all-out nuclear war on the Korean peninsula. 21. UN peacekeepers and Red Cross volunteers travel to Korea in order to care for the wounded. 22. Conventional warfare continues for a little while. Kim Jong-Il flees to China. North Korea finally begins peace talks. 23. The USA warns China against protecting Kim Jong-Il. 24. The United Republic of Korea is formed. Korean infrastructure is "beyond repair" and its economy is in shambles. 25. People protest across the world due to the anarchy within the global economy. 26. The UN "vows for reform." 27. The USA is worried about a future in which China, Russia, and Iran unite against the West. Barack Obama calls for a "new world order of peace and solitude." 28. Members of the Tea Party movement are outraged, and, fearing for the potential loss of American sovereignty after Obama's "NWO speech", attempt an assassination attempt on President Obama. 29. The United States declares martial law. 30. The UN proposes the "International Articles of World Federation". The European Union supports the measures, as does the US. 31. Mass protests continue after Congress bans most firearms and makes it harder to obtain one, thus violating the 4th amendment. 32. An armed uprising is attempted, but the National Guard quickly subdues part of it. States threaten to secede, thus provoking a possible Second American Civil War. 33. Russia, China, and Iran take advantage of America's weakness and form the "Eastern Hegemony". 34. The West responds by forming the Western Alliance. 35. The American government signs an armistice with the rebels. 36. The Western Alliance and the Eastern Hegemony start World War III. The Western Alliance loses a humiliating defeat. The Eastern Hegemony claims parts of Europe and South America. Alaska is ceded to Russia. 37. The former Western Alliance nation states meet and form the Terran Federation. 38. The Eastern Hegemony collapses after economic problems following the Third World War are amplified by an arms race with the Terran Federation. 39. Several Eastern Hegemony nation states join the Terran Federation. The Terran Federation now controls all of Europe and South America, as well as the Philippines, Japan, Russia, India, and Oceania. 40. The Terran Federation experiences tremendous economic growth and plans its first "United Earth" space mission to Mars. 41. Economic problems within former members of the Eastern Hegemony (notably China) forces the rest of the world to join the Terran Federation. 42. UES Geronimo sends the first Terran colonists to a site on Mars known as "New Terra". 43. The Martian colonies grow and are granted Home Rule, but the Martian government quickly becomes corrupt due to the distance between Terra and Mars. The Federation passes the Martian Civil Rights Act. 150 Years later... The Terran Federation begins to terraform Venus, Mars, and Luna. All is well with the world until the Federation encounters a hostile alien race during an expedition to Alpha Centauri. Could happen... Except I dont see any WWIII scenario where the world doesn't get nuked to hell and back.

Bumpy - If anyone wants to do an email civ game, Im down. I can't do real-time online, Im running on a Pentium 4 machine with a 128mb Graphics card and 512 RAM, so i just squeak by the min. settings.

Yes,but it was the threat of getting GRIM-SMASHED!!! that made us surrender, without your allies, we could of beat you. I regret taking Kazakhstan this hegemony, I should of snatched Germany when I had the chance.

They can't get over Sere's XBOXHUEG wall.

Day 1 - NK sinks/shoots down an SK ship/plane carrying important political figures. Day 2 - Koreans are outraged, demand NK surrender and demilitarize immediatly. NK responds by shelling border towns, and demanding the south surrender. SK mobilizes for war, and makes a plea to the UN. Day 3 - NK Fires 2 nuclear missiles at SK, one hits Seoul and wipes out half the city. The second one blows up on launch, killing ~500 NK soldiers and military staff. SK casualties ~500k Day 4 - USA threatens nuclear strike on NK. Japan offers financial support to SK. China condemns NKs actions, but warns USA not to use any nuclear weapons so close to Chinese soil. American ships in the region begin strikes against NK military bases. Day 6 - SK and American forces storm the border, The UN attempts to organize a task force. Meanwhile, Canada sends a WWI era browning in a canoe, Harper will later claim "Canadians played a major part in the second Korean war" Day 11 - Most of NK is under American control. However they still face heavy resistance from the brainwashed citizens. Day 14 - NK army pushes back, it's seemingly endless army wrecking havoc on allied forces. Day 19 - NK leaders agree to a conference in Tokyo. American, UN, SK and NK leaders will be present Day 20 - An escort supposed to contain NK leaders lands in Tokyo 2 hours late. The planes land on the tarmac at Hedena Airport, but no one exits. After an hour, SWAT-like teams are sent out to investigate. Then, in a split second, everything turns orange. 3 of the planes contained nuclear bombs. The combined explosion of the 3 bombs wrecks havoc on the city of 25 million. America responds by ordering a full retreat from NK, and then sends in the Stealth Bombers. Day 22 - The dust is yet to settle in NK, having been bombed constantly for two days and nights. Japan is turmoil, massive street protests happen in all cities. Blame is being placed not only on NK, but America too. Day 35 - US forces finally force a surrender from Hung Jong Kim III, a commander who is deemed to be the highest ranking official alive. Day 59 - The war is officially declared over, but the effects are still being felt. Worldwide nuclear disarmament rallies are held. Day 178 - Control of what remains of NK is officially handed over to SK. Day 390 - UN task force finally arrives, claims to have been 'Lost at sea'

Chernobyl was bad, but it happened in a concentrated area. This spill could potentially ruin the whole gulf of Mexico.

You attacked me twice, your wrong - I bought them ages before you had attacked me and I distinctly remember the climate at the time. Ross - "kill the threat?" 200,000 soldiers wouldn't even put a dent in our attacks. Me and Grim had about 750,000 troops and 250 planes, and ICU had about the same. I didn't vote for you to be kicked, because we destroyed your country anyways.

Yes, but that has nothing to do with anything. It's like if me and you were arguing about the causes of WW1 and I suddenly said 'Well, roman coins used to depict sexual acts, so that means everything is OK'. :unsure: Siggyed I see what you mean, i think it was just one of Archi's semi-ontopic (de)motivators.

^ The diagram just shows how much simpler, and therefore more logical atheism is.

@archi - my mistake, I misread your post.

Its a bit hard not to be obvouis: Straight people...they can't help holding hands, cuddling, or that sort of stuff. Gay people are either flamboyant about everything, or show no interest in the opposite sex, and are thus obvious. Asexuals are similarly obvious because they show no interest in the opposite sex, though people don't tend to notice the same sex, so they blend in there. Bisexauls are obvious because they are always ready with a quip about something, baiting both sexes into asking them about their sexuality. Happily I am just about entirely oblivous to everything, anyway and am heavily of the opinion that the whole thing would take up far too much of my time, and offer such a small amount in the way of reward(remove sex from the rewards pile, and you are left with a good friend, which I have and requires very little maintaince). Thus Gay by design, Asexual by choice, Sensible by accident. :thumbsup: I believe the word for that is metrosexaul. I dont see why there's such a hate for gay people in this world. I mean ill joke around with my friends and call them gay, but if one of them was actually gay, i wouldn't really care.

Eew rocco has cooties![/6 year old] @earthsage - your lack of punctuation and refusal to capitalize the first letter of a sentence might have something to do with it. After all, chicks dig a man who knows his grammar, right?

I miss the good ol' days of hegemony when we used to get 12 pages of posts a day :( Kazakhia is starting project rectum, project sphincter, and project colon. More details to come.

Danit, now hex is going to come back and try to start a rebellion...